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I.. um.. it's the largest.. well, he's not black, for the record.

What the fuck is this doing on youtube? Why? Also, his cock is much bigger than mine, too.

Jul 23, 08 07:26 AM Posted to Video by ew73 | Discuss In The Forums

 

Today, you fuckers will get some culture.

So help me god, even if the fucking muppets have to do it for you. 



Jul 19, 08 05:36 AM Posted to Video by ew73 | Discuss In The Forums

 

"Pfft. The Dutch are scum." -- Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Dutch graffiti is the best. (Click for a bigger version.)

Jul 15, 08 01:20 PM Posted to Picture Time! by kittenz | Discuss In The Forums

 

We all know about Aquanetta, the mother of the blind clicking dolphin-boy (that really is pretty cool).  Did you know there was another one?

Aquanetta, the raven haired B-movie actress, has passed away in Ahwatukee, a suburb of Phoenix, Arizona on Monday, August 16, 2004. She was 83.
Hah.

Jul 15, 08 04:28 AM Posted to by ew73 | Discuss In The Forums

 

¿Rambo Canta?

Jul 13, 08 03:39 AM Posted to Crazy Ethnic People | Video by ew73 | Discuss In The Forums

 

Is there a way? YES THERE IS!

Skip to about 3 minutes in...

I suppose it's not as bad as being a lightning rod.


Jul 13, 08 03:26 AM Posted to Video by ew73 | Discuss In The Forums

 

Woman kills husband with folding couch

A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday.

St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.

The couch, which doubles as a bed, folds up automatically in order to save space. The man fell between the mattress and the back of the couch, Channel Five quoted emergency workers as saying.

The woman then walked out of the room and returned three hours later to check on what she thought was an unusually quiet sleeping husband.

Police refused to comment.

The St Petersburg Emergency Services Ministry said a private rescue service removed the man's body.

Video on the television channel's website showed emergency workers sawing away the side panels of a couch to remove a man in his underwear lying headfirst between the cushions.

Emergency workers said the man died instantly.

Jul 10, 08 02:44 PM Posted to CBTFU News by kittenz | Discuss In The Forums

 

The two men would then wrestle, rip away some of their clothes and share a brief kiss

Crowds in Arkansas came for the lure of cage fighting and $1 beer, but police say what they got instead was men ripping each others' clothes off and kissing -- a stunt suspected of being orchestrated by Sacha Baron Cohen of Borat fame.

"We had a contract for cage fighting. We were deceived," said Dwight Duncan, president and CEO of Four States Fair Grounds in Texarkana, where the first of two Arkansas fights raised suspicions last month.

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The two men would then wrestle, rip away some of their clothes and share a brief kiss reminiscent of one between Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell in the film Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.


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Jul 9, 08 01:28 AM Posted to Careless Fairy Material by ew73 | Discuss In The Forums

 

It's where you go when you die

Jul 8, 08 05:46 PM Posted to Video by kittenz | Discuss In The Forums

 

A Great Big Flabby Pile of Gay

I have not the words.

Jul 8, 08 03:39 AM Posted to Video by ew73 | Discuss In The Forums

 

SLUTZ!

Jul 7, 08 06:23 PM Posted to Humor | Video by kittenz | Discuss In The Forums

 

Couple maintain Portugal's ceramic penis tradition

Husband and wife Francisco and Casilda Figueiredo are among the last exponents of a traditional Portuguese handicraft -- making ornamental ceramic penises.

For more than three decades, the couple have carefully shaped thousands of ceramic male organs, moulding them into upright shapes and painting them in life-like colours for export to Germany, France and North America.

Francisco and Casilda, aged 68 and 65, still toil away in a humble village workshop in the Caldas da Rainha region, about 100 km (60 miles) north of Lisbon, but say the tradition is dying out.

"The days of the ceramics trade here are numbered, I see no possibility of survival," Francisco said as he prepared moulds of the couple's top-of-the-range two-foot phallic-shaped bottles in his workshop. "It will never be like it was in the past."

The bottle sells for 15 euros (11.8 pounds)

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The traditional craft has faced a slow decline as buyers in Portugal and beyond become more liberal and the figures lose their ability to provoke.

The couple produce ceramic mugs with a penis sticking out of the bottom or the side, penis-shaped bottles and ceramic soccer figures with the male organ popping out from under a flag.

Francisco said that during the peak of their business they were producing 1,000 bottles a month.

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Jul 7, 08 08:14 AM Posted to CBTFU News | Crazy Ethnic People by kittenz | Discuss In The Forums

 

'Merica, FUCK YEAH

For all your July 5 hilarity...


Jul 5, 08 09:06 AM Posted to CBTFU News | Humor by kittenz | Discuss In The Forums

 

Ohio man charged after trying to obtain, drink boys' urine

DUBLIN, Ohio (WBNS) - A convicted sex offender faces charges after he allegedly hid inside public restrooms as part of an attempt to obtain and drink boys' urine.

According to police, Alan Patton was discovered trying to collect urine inside a men's restroom at Sports Ohio in Dublin on June 14, 10TV's Kurt Ludlow reported.

Police said that Patton, 56, had shut off water to the urinals and placed cups inside them. Police subsequently charged Patton with criminal mischief, Ludlow reported.

At the time of his arrest, Patton told officers that "he wasn't hurting anyone and that he suffers from an illness," according to a police report.

Patton, who is a registered sex offender, was first arrested in 1994 on charges of voyeurism, Ludlow reported.

After another arrest in 2006, he told Gahanna police that he suffered from urophilia - a sexual fetish involving urine. He also told police that drinking boys' urine made him feel like he was " drinking their youth," Ludlow reported.

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Jul 1, 08 09:52 PM Posted to CBTFU News by kittenz | Discuss In The Forums

 

HOT

Drivers along I-291 had quite a sight Saturday, as a man wearing nothing but a thong, fake breasts and a wig sauntered along the side of the highway.

Police said they received several calls about the man, which prompted an hour-long search. Police said they found the man, fully clothed and collecting cans behind a business on Batson Drive in Manchester. Police said they found a wig and fake breasts in the man's car.

David Gebhardt, 42, of Manchester, was charged with disorderly conduct and simple trespass and was released on $2,500 bail.

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Jul 1, 08 08:04 AM Posted to CBTFU News by kittenz | Discuss In The Forums

 

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