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For you slackers and lazy asses...

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... here's another way you can pawn your work onto your coworkers.

THACKERVILLE, Okla. - Feeling like playing hooky, but nervous about getting caught? The Excused Absence Network has got your back.

For about $25, students and employees can buy excuse notes that appear to come from doctors or hospitals. Other options include a fake jury summons or an authentic-looking funeral service program complete with comforting poems and a list of pallbearers.

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I'd like to see one of those "comforting poems" from the funeral program.

 

 

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