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Mocking The Christians With Lego-Branded Toys

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It's fun and easy!  All you have to do is re-enact the ultraviolence from the Old Testament with Legos!

Like that time Phineas stabbed an Isrealite man and her Midianite wife through with a spear because the Midianite woman wasn't welcome!

And in case you're Jewish, here's some tips on how to deal with ejaculation, periods, and having sex while she's on the rag.  A tip:  You're gonna need to start keeping birds.

Ever wondered when to kill your own family?

LEGO RAPE!


 

 

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