"... Strawberry-flavored Cheetos, which just reached store shelves here in Tokyo. The sub-copy on the front of the package points to a Cheetos stick and says '[covered] in strawberry chocolate.'
What you have here are essentially plain corn puff Cheetos with a sort of strawberry frosting." -- source
This isn't your Comcast Hi-Speed Internet connection being re-branded. No, this is an entirely different @home product. LASIK@Home. I'm not sure if this is a prank or not, but either way, there's a great gem on the "Four Easy Steps" page.
I point you to sage advice from the LASIK@Home crew:
Yes, this could be yours for the low, low price of $600.
Gotta love Craigslist.
For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at xxx-xxx-xxxx or reply to posting.
This is from a Christian activity book published in 1954, written to help "enhance Bible truth" for children. There are a ton more pages scanned from this book here.
Police in South Africa's capital, Pretoria, claim to have to caught the "dumbest criminal" this year.
The man walked into a station to report that he had been held up at gunpoint by a gang who had stolen his mobile phone.
But when the detective phoned the number of the phone reportedly stolen, it rang in the complainant's pocket.
"The shock left him speechless for a few minutes," said police spokesman Eugene Opperman, adding that the man, 25, was then arrested for perjury.
The police issued a statement entitled "Dumbest criminal?" with details of the weekend incident, South Africa's Star newspaper reports.
"At the end of the interview, he rang the complainant's cell phone number, and it rang in the man's pocket," Mr Opperman said, according to the Beeld paper.
"He told the detective that he'd given him the wrong number," he said.
"But couldn't explain why the phone in his pocket had the corresponding serial number, or why it was same make and fitted the description he had given of the 'stolen phone'."
South Africa's reputation has long been tarnished by the high levels of crime, often accompanied by extreme violence involving guns.
Kitty Wigs -- another site that is exactly like it sounds like. Wigs. For cats.
I actually found this site a few months ago (give or take) but totally forgot to post it. So here ya go!
Each Kitty Wig comes in an attractive round metal wig case with our fresh new logo on it. Your wig will arrive on a wig form and covered in a hair net to help keep its shape and luster.
The package also includes complete instructions for care, suggestions from professional photographers, and a mouse with rattle to help you direct Kitty's stunned gaze. Every kitty loves the promise of a new toy for model behavior.
You can choose from four fabulous colors: Pink Passion, Bashful Blonde, Silver Fox, and Electric Blue.
I know this has been posted on the forums before, but it's been a while and not everybody reads the forums. But I came across this again after reading a pretty funny review, and thought it was worth a mention here.
VULVA Original -- a worldwide exclusive
The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistible woman...
The precious, vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial. The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is applied onto the back of the hand... and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head...
VULVA Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.
Breathe in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odour of a beautiful woman.
Here's the website: smellmeand.com - very NSFW, but at the very least worth a visit the Gallery for some photos of hot chicks in compromising positions to whack off to. Plus, props for the creative URL.
My only question is: where is the BALLSWEAT scent for us ladies (and for the homosexuals)?
Tired of prankster kids stealing baby Jesus from the family's outdoor nativity each year, Dina Cellini of Bal Harbour, Florida installed a GPS unit in the statue. Bolting it down didn't work, apparently.
"We may need to rely on technology to save our savior,'' said Cellini.
The GPS came in handy few days ago when they noticed that Jesus was missing from his nativity. The old GPS tracker was fired up, and they started walking. They didn't have to walk far though; the GPS unit lead them to a house across the street.
Deputies showed up at the door Thursday morning and hauled off the 18-year-old female culprit with a charge of grand theft. The statue is valued at $800, while the GPS system rings up at $400, and the girl is currently in jail with bail set at $3,000.
I asked the owner if he'd take some of my credibility as payment. He looked at me as if I was an alien with A.I.D.S. speaking some intergalactic gobbledy-goo. I had to patiently explain to this country bumpkin about my indie hipster cred, and I would now like to cash it in. This rural rube was so backwards and ignorant that he couldn't even conceive of how financial markets work and simple free market capitalism. I tried again to explain the concept of the value of "credibility" and "artistic integrity" but he refused to take it in exchange for the house. This guy was a fucking idiot! But what could I do? He wouldn't take no for an answer. If I wanted that cottage I would have to pay him money. Sigh. So I used my "Alvin and the Chipmunks" money to pay for the down payment. Seriously, I totally did.
I guess his reasons are okay. Everybody gotta get paid, son. I'm just glad he didn't like, do it for The Children or some stupid crap like that. However, in those six months he says he didn't have any work, he could've done some stand-up comedy here in Texas. I'm just sayin'.
Now, for David Cross, bad tattoos, Jews, and Hitler.
