Perhaps I am giving myself away here. Perhaps people reading this will finally be able to attach my sekret internet alias to my real life name (all they had to do was ask). Anyway, there's a coworker whom being around is a trial. The person is.. irritating.
When this person leaves at the end of their shift, I, the other day, turned to another coworker and said of the person leaving that it was "like taking a really good shit. You're just sitting there and suddenly all relaxed after like 6 hours of anal contractions."
What does this have to do with a blog about DV? Shit, of course. To commemorate, I have collected some videos.
This man can fart out the entire Super Mario Brothers theme. With his hands, sadly.
