...a fully clothed burglar tried to break into the
house of 69-year-old Wayne Boniface. By the time Mr. Boniface had
finished with him, the burglar was fleeing into the night as naked as
they day he was born.
Mr. Boniface says that he
and his wife, Kathie, found the man in their home when they returned
home from eating out on Thursday. When the burglar tried to grab his
wife, Mr Boniface says he started wrestling with him.
According to Boniface, he had the man on the ground, in the kitchen, in
a headlock. At this point, the man's shirt got ripped off in the
scuffle.
Then, said Mr. Boniface: 'He tried to get away
and I bent him over the rail on our deck... I had my hands down his
pants and grabbed his testicles and penis. He squirmed even harder.'
'His head was down over the railing, and in
today's world, pants are worn fairly loose. I pulled his pants, and his
pants and underpants and shoes came completely off. He was completely
nude.'
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