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Sexy burglary

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...a fully clothed burglar tried to break into the house of 69-year-old Wayne Boniface. By the time Mr. Boniface had finished with him, the burglar was fleeing into the night as naked as they day he was born.

Mr. Boniface says that he and his wife, Kathie, found the man in their home when they returned home from eating out on Thursday. When the burglar tried to grab his wife, Mr Boniface says he started wrestling with him.

According to Boniface, he had the man on the ground, in the kitchen, in a headlock. At this point, the man's shirt got ripped off in the scuffle.

Then, said Mr. Boniface: 'He tried to get away and I bent him over the rail on our deck... I had my hands down his pants and grabbed his testicles and penis. He squirmed even harder.'

'His head was down over the railing, and in today's world, pants are worn fairly loose. I pulled his pants, and his pants and underpants and shoes came completely off. He was completely nude.'

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