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The Idiot and the Cunt

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Hajji, of Hackney, east London, had concealed a $12,000 engagement ring inside a helium balloon. The idea was that she would pop the balloon as he popped the question.

But as he left the shop, a gust of wind pulled the balloon from his hand and he watched the ring -- and quite possibly the affections of his girlfriend -- sailing away over the rooftops.

The best part of the entire story, though?  And why we find out this woman is a raging Cuntilla the Hun?

"But I had to tell her the story -- she went absolutely mad. Now she is refusing to speak to me until I get her a new ring."

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080314/od_nm/engagement_dc

 

 

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