There's no good reason to ignore this for so long, but that won't stop me from telling you why!  You see, first, I decided to move my computer.  Some shit broke.  After a few hours of cussing and bloody hands (I can't open a computer case without injuring myself like an emo girl) things were working.  Well, almost everything.  The CPU fan wasn't spinning.  That went poorly.  It was fixed after a week or so (it's very hard to track down a CPU fan for a piece of shit 7-year-old computer when you're working lots of overtime).

I got things working and played lots of simcity4.  Shut up.

I discovered Pizza Hut has pasta!  Holy shit!  It's good, too!  Sadly, well, the results are in this internet classic.