October 2008 Archives

Wink wink.



Created by adult product purveyors Topco, the Sarah Palin blowup doll is known as the "This is NOT Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll." Featuring a busty, conservatively dressed Palin lookalike, the box cover promises: "Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate!"

The political love doll's suggested uses include: "Blow her up and show her how you're going to vote," "Let her pound your gavel over and over," and "It's time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol." In addition, the company suggests, the Palin doll could stand in for the candidate at her next debate with Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden. "This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters." Source

I say, as if you don't know that.

A dead woman was found eaten by her pack of 20 cats.Much of 58-year-old Livia Melinte was nibbled by her pets after she died weeks ago. 'She loved her cats so much she spent half her time feeding them.I suppose they had a big appetite,' said a neighbour in Tomnatic, Romania. Source

German pop star Ramma Damma, aka Ulli Hopper, decided to get married to a pineapple. Picking up his bride for about 8 pounds (he wanted one who wasn't cheap) he drove her across the Scottish border to Gretna Green in a Jaguar covered in green AstroTurf. Source

A 10-year-old boy hit speeds of 90mph after his blind drunk father told him to drive home. Dad Randy Lewis, 43, had drunk at least 15 beers before telling his son to drive, according to police in the US. His son managed to clock up speeds of 90mph in the van before losing control. The vehicle rolled, coming to rest on its top.Police in Tennessee said when they arrived at the scene Lewis was wearing a Lewis wearing a T-shirt that said, "Buy this dad a beer." Source (with pic!)

You might be thinking that hearing some guy dubbing English onto a Japanese anime smut film where he fucks soft-boiled eggs in a girl's pussy and has her push it out is disturbing. 

You have not yet seen this.