Ever been on the London Underground? Probably not. Most of you suck. For those of you unlucky enough to
live in London, well, sorry. Maybe you've heard it in movies? She's the Mind the Gap lady. And not the store full of fags and overpriced khakis, but the gap, as in hole. As in you could fall in. And not in a good way. In a dead way. Like if you fell in Cheryl's hole.
Anyway, the Voice of the Underground is a voice over actress named Emma Clarke. She's apparently very popular for doing radio spots and so forth too (side note! Tim, there is almost nothing I want more than to hear a British lady saying the dickhole guy's lines. "Did you see that? Did you see that? I shoved my finger up my dickhole." and so forth. Get on that.) Anyway.
Anyway, Clarke has a few "mock" announcements that she made, posted to her blog/site, and then some uptight British twat found them and got all offended (another side note, when will people get over themselves and realize that humor is about bad things happening to people that aren't you?).
To that end, a
link to her site, and for the ultra-lazy, a link to the
page with the actual mp3s for you to listen to.
