A Russian woman in St Petersburg killed her drunk husband with a folding couch, Russian media reported on Wednesday.
St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her
husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after
an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a
wall.
The couch, which doubles as a bed, folds up automatically in order
to save space. The man fell between the mattress and the back of the
couch, Channel Five quoted emergency workers as saying.
The woman then walked out of the room and returned three hours later
to check on what she thought was an unusually quiet sleeping husband.
Police refused to comment.
The St Petersburg Emergency Services Ministry said a private rescue service removed the man's body.
Video on the television channel's website showed emergency workers
sawing away the side panels of a couch to remove a man in his underwear
lying headfirst between the cushions.
Husband and wife Francisco and Casilda Figueiredo are among the last exponents
of a traditional Portuguese handicraft -- making ornamental ceramic penises.
For more than three decades, the couple have carefully shaped thousands of ceramic male organs, moulding them into upright shapes and painting them in life-like colours for export to Germany, France and North America.
Francisco and Casilda, aged 68 and 65, still toil away in a humble village workshop in the Caldas da Rainha region, about 100 km (60 miles) north of Lisbon, but say the tradition is dying out.
"The days of the ceramics trade here are numbered, I see no possibility of survival," Francisco said as he prepared moulds of the couple's top-of-the-range two-foot phallic-shaped bottles in his workshop. "It will never be like it was in the past."
The bottle sells for 15 euros (11.8 pounds)
...
The traditional craft has faced a slow decline as buyers in Portugal and beyond become more liberal and the figures lose their ability to provoke.
The couple produce ceramic mugs with a penis sticking out of the bottom or the side, penis-shaped bottles and ceramic soccer figures with the male organ popping out from under a flag.
Francisco said that during the peak of their business they were producing 1,000 bottles a month.
DUBLIN, Ohio (WBNS) - A convicted sex
offender faces charges after he allegedly hid inside public restrooms
as part of an attempt to obtain and drink boys' urine.
According
to police, Alan Patton was discovered trying to collect urine inside a
men's restroom at Sports Ohio in Dublin on June 14, 10TV's Kurt Ludlow
reported.
Police
said that Patton, 56, had shut off water to the urinals and placed cups
inside them. Police subsequently charged Patton with criminal mischief,
Ludlow reported.
At
the time of his arrest, Patton told officers that "he wasn't hurting
anyone and that he suffers from an illness," according to a police
report.
Patton, who is a registered sex offender, was first arrested in 1994 on charges of voyeurism, Ludlow reported.
After
another arrest in 2006, he told Gahanna police that he suffered from
urophilia - a sexual fetish involving urine. He also told police that
drinking boys' urine made him feel like he was " drinking their youth,"
Ludlow reported.
Drivers along I-291 had quite a sight Saturday, as a man wearing
nothing but a thong, fake breasts and a wig sauntered along the side of
the highway.
Police said they received several calls about the man, which prompted
an hour-long search. Police said they found the man, fully clothed and
collecting cans behind a business on Batson Drive in Manchester. Police
said they found a wig and fake breasts in the man's car.
David Gebhardt, 42, of Manchester, was charged with disorderly conduct and simple trespass and was released on $2,500 bail.
A Michigan man is facing charges after assaulting a
woman with ten pounds of frozen chicken. Frederick McKaney is accused
of stabbing his mother with a dinner fork then beating another woman
over the head with frozen chicken.
Officials
say McKaney stabbed his mother in the back of the neck when she refused
to give him money. The Assistant Prosecutor says, the next day, McKaney
was riding his bike when he saw two women. McKaney is accused of
jumping off his bike and hitting one of the women in the head with ten
pounds of frozen chicken.
The woman was
treated at a local hospital for cuts on her head. McKaney, who does
have a criminal record, is charged with felonious assault and resisting
and opposing arrest.
A boy's flesh was fed to cannibal relatives after his mum kept him locked in a cellar, a court has heard.
Ondrej Mauerova, 8, was partially skinned by his relatives who then ate
the raw human flesh, a court has heard. Klara Mauerova - a member of a
sinister religious cult - wept in court as she admitted torturing her
son Ondrej and his ten year-old brother Jakub.
A Los Angeles woman says she was injured by her underwear and is now suing Victoria's Secret.
The Web site The Smoking Gun has posted the court documents in the lawsuit filed in Los Angeles Superior Court.
Macrida Patterson alleges that she was hurt by a defective "low-rise-v-string."
Her
lawyer says a "design problem" caused a decorative metallic piece to
fly off the garment and strike Patterson in her eye causing damage to
Patterson's cornea.
Patterson's lawyer says the injury caused
his client to miss a few days of work and he says the injury will be
"affecting her the rest of her life."
Officials from Victoria's
Secret reportedly asked to see the garment and the piece that allegedly
flew off but were refused by Patterson's lawyer.
A teenager in Cambodia has been hospitalised after an unfortunate incident involving an angry puffer fish and his genitals.
According to local media reports, the 13-year-old was attacked by the
puffer fish after it got trapped in the boy's net. Once it was
released, it made a beeline for the boy's groin, and bit it.
The Koh Santepheap newspaper printed a picture of him in hospital with his testicles heavily strapped following the attack.
Phnom Penh - A Cambodian father and mechanic learned the hard way
not to inflate children when he inserted an air hose designed to fill
car tires into his 5-year-old son's anus and blew him up, local media
reported on Thursday.
The Khmer-language Rasmei Kampuchea daily reported Try Sienghym was
"playing" with his son Sok Sambo when the incident took place.
The paper said the child's stomach became distended and his concerned
mother rushed him to hospital, where he remains in a stable condition
and is expected to make a full recovery.
"The father very much regrets playing like this now," the paper quoted a family member as saying.
Police were not expected to take action against the father, blaming the
incident on pure stupidity, against which there is currently no law.
This kid stole his grandma's SUV and hit some cars and mailboxes and shit. Also, he's a little butterball. Now, he done beat up his grandma at the Wal-Marts!
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Milton's grandmother, Vikkita Stratford, told WPBF that the 7-year-old
took his mischievous activities to a new level Monday when she said he
beat her up inside a Lake Park Wal-Mart.
According to Stratford,
the problem began when Milton asked his grandmother for some chicken
wings. When she refused, Milton walked over over to the counter and
ordered them anyway.
Stratford said that when she confronted him about it, Milton just snapped."He
just started hitting me -- just started hitting me in front of the
whole Wal-Mart. Every one in there was upset," Stratford said.Stratford told WPBF that Milton hit her stomach, legs and "wherever he could reach me."
Riviera
Beach police picked up Milton from his home and took him to an area
hospital for a mental health evaluation Monday afternoon, WPBF
reported. The 7-year-old can be held for up to 72 hours while he is
evaluated by mental health officials.
A driving instructor enticed young girls into secluded woodland and
made them kick him in the groin for sexual gratification, a jury heard
today.
Oxford Crown Court heard married David Aston, 32, stripped naked
and crouched on a rug on his hands and knees before twice making a
group of girls kick him.
Aston, of Bell Close, Witney, denies two counts of sexual activity
with a child, four of causing or enticing a child to engage in sexual
activity and five of making indecent photographs of children.
Peter Coombe, prosecuting, said the defendant sent emails concerning his sexual "predilection".
Mr Coombe said Aston met a girl in an online chatroom in 2006 and
arranged to meet her and a 14-year-old friend in a supermarket car park
in Bicester.
After picking the girls up - both of whom claimed they were 16
years old - Aston drove to a secluded area and performed a series of
sex acts with them in the car, the court heard.
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Mr Coombe said: "He then got out of the car, put a towel on the
ground, took off his underpants, crouched down and encouraged the two
girls to kick him repeatedly.
"They each kicked him a number of times.
"Eventually he asked them to stop because it was hurting.
"He dropped them back off and gave one of them £10."
Mr Coombe said Aston then arranged a second meeting with the girls, who also brought along a 13-year-old friend.
Mr Coombe said: "He was made perfectly well aware she was aged under 16.
"The second occasion in Spring, 2006, followed the same pattern - a
drive to a wooded area, one of the girls performed a sex act on him. He
then got out of the car, pulled his underclothing off, crouched down on
all fours and encouraged all three girls to kick him the same way as
before."
He said Aston called police in May, 2006, and told them he had met
a girl who was "gagging for it" - but had turned her down because she
was underage.
Aston was arrested five days later and his home was searched by police.
Mr Coombe said officers found two computers containing indecent
images of children - 10 on a computer in the attic and four on one in
the living room.
He added: "Also on the computer were a selection of emails
concerning the defendant's interest in having his groin kicked - one
sent two minutes after one of the illegal images had been downloaded."
The court heard Aston handed a prepared statement to police in
March, 2007, saying he had met one of the girls online and agreed a
form of abuse on him would take place, and admitted one had performed a
sex act on him.
But he claimed he believed all the girls were over 16.
Lisa Bess could not figure out why the front door to her home on
West Silver Springs Boulevard was locked and the key was missing
Tuesday afternoon. She couldn't figure out why her bathroom door was
locked and water was running. She called the police.
When Ocala
police officers kicked open the door to her bathroom at about 5 p.m.,
she had her answer: A man had found the extra key outside, let himself
in, picked out a new outfit of her clothes to wear and took a long hot
shower. They found him sitting naked on the bathroom toilet.
"There
was still a stench of my body lotion; actually, water was still
draining from the bathtub," Bess said. "And he was refusing to get off
the toilet until he finished doing his business."
...
The time in the house gave him a chance to shower up, using Bess'
Victoria's Secret lavender body wash, and shave. She could smell her
body wash in the air and said there was still steam on the bathroom
mirror.
"He was perfectly clean cut when we saw him, but he was
wearing our clothes," she said. "I couldn't tell you what underwear he
was wearing, but I don't think I want to know."
OLPE, Germany - A 44-year-old woman was arrested on suspicion of
killing three of her babies after their bodies were discovered in the
family freezer by her grown children looking for pizza, police said
Monday.
The three infants are believed to have been born alive, but
authorities were awaiting autopsy results to determine how they died,
said Johannes Daheim, a spokesman for prosecutors investigating the
case.
The woman, her 47-year-old husband and three adult children -- two
sons, aged 18 and 22, and a 24-year-old daughter -- have lived in the
town in a single-family home since 1984.
The children discovered the frozen babies on Saturday afternoon
while their parents were away for the weekend, investigator Martin
Feldmann said.
The 18-year-old and his sister had been looking for a frozen pizza
and came across a lot of expired food so decided to clean out the
freezer.
The teenager then found three identical packets on the bottom of the
freezer and opened one and saw the head and arm of an infant that was
wrapped in a hand towel, police said.
The children confronted their parents when they returned home
Sunday, and the couple and their daughter then went to police together
to tell authorities, said Herbert Fingerhut, head of the police
investigation, at a news conference.
The corpulent woman apparently concealed the three pregnancies,
believed to have been in the 1980s, not only from neighbors but also
her own family, Fingerhut said.
A suburban New York music shop owner accused of
selling knockoff Gibson Les Paul guitars had to be arraigned in a
pickup truck in a courthouse parking lot, after his lawyer said the
500lb defendant could not walk into the courthouse.
State Supreme Court Justice Robert Doyle said
the man's 'severe weight problem', which prompted the unusual
proceeding Thursday in Riverhead. A defense lawyer also had given the
court a doctor's letter saying the defendant suffers from
osteoarthritis.
The shopkeeper has been
released without bail after pleading not guilty to trademark
counterfeiting and criminal simulation. He says the case and health
problems have forced him to close his store.
A Japanese civil servant was demoted for viewing
pornographic Web sites more than 780,000 times during office hours over
a nine-month period, an official said Friday.
The man, an employee of the Kinokawa government
in western Japan, visited porn sites from June last year to February
2008, Kinokawa official Tomiko Waki said. The man's name was withheld.
Despite his frequent porn viewing, none of his colleagues noticed his activities.
'Each desk is set apart from each other,' Waki said, adding that the man accessed porn sites 170,000 times in July alone.
The man's superiors discovered his extensive porn site visits after his
computer became infected with a virus, prompting officials to examine
his web browser's history.
SYDNEY (AFP) -- An Australian political leader broke down at a news
conference Tuesday as he admitted that he had sniffed the chair of a
female colleague, local media reported.
The woman involved in the incident, a Liberal Party staffer who does
not want to be named, said Buswell sniffed the chair she had been
sitting on at his Parliament House office in December 2005.
The
incident took place in front of other staff and was done to get a
laugh, she told the West Australian newspaper Tuesday after Buswell had
refused to confirm the initial reports.
"I was shocked and outraged and I told him," the woman said.
Buswell
has previously admitted to snapping the bra of a staffer for the Labor
Party, which governs the state, and has been accused by a retiring
lawmaker of making sexist remarks to her.
A Tunisian court is looking into an unprecedented rape case filed by a
Tunisian family against a man who allegedly "raped" their daughter over
the phone during an erotic call, press reports said on Thursday.
The defendant, 30, denied having ever touched the 20-year-old victim,
but admitted that in one of their phone calls, while they were "totally
into it," he heard her scream and say that a few drops of blood had
come out of her.
Benton County Inmate Says He's Not Getting Enough Food
Man Files Suit After Weight Drops From 413 Pounds To 308 Pounds
FAYETTEVILLE - A Benton County inmate claims he's wasted
away from 413 pounds to 308 in the eight months he's been in jail and
he's making a federal case out of it.
Broderick Lloyd Laswell
filed a prisoner civil rights lawsuit, without a lawyer, Friday in U.S.
District Court in Fayetteville. He claims the jail doesn't provide
inmates with enough food.
"On several occasions I have started
to do some exercising and my vision went blurry and I felt like I was
going to pass out," Laswell wrote in his complaint. "About an hour
after each meal my stomach starts to hurt and growl. I feel hungry
again."
Laswell claims he's lost about a half-pound a day.
"If
we are in a small pod all day do next to nothing for physical exercise
we should not lose weight," according to Laswell. "The only reason we
lost weight in here is because we are literally are being starved to
death."
Laswell further complains the portion sizes vary.
"There
are noticeable differences on the size of biscuits and cakes, as well
as the sides," according to Laswell, who also wants hot meals to be
served from the jail's kitchen.
A man has been arrested at a Kentucky petrol station after he was reported to be trying to pump fuel into an imaginary car.
According to reports, Louisville police found Joshua L. Moore at the
petrol station, where workers alleged he had been trying to pump petrol
into a car that wasn't there, in the early hours of Sunday morning.
Now what the hell could possibly be...
The officers immediately noted what appeared to be a strong smell of marijuana.
After being arrested, Moore was found to have 'two large baggies' of
marijuana on his person, as well as an impressive amount of ecstasy.
Authorities have charged a western Oklahoma
sheriff with coercing and bribing female inmates so he could use them
in a sex-slave operation run out of his jail.
Custer
County Sheriff Mike Burgess resigned Wednesday just as state
prosecutors filed 35 felony charges against him, including 14 counts of
second-degree rape (DING!), seven counts of forcible oral sodomy (DING!) and five
counts of bribery by a public official (DING! DING! DING!).
He could be sentenced to 467 years in prison if convicted on all
counts, special prosecutor James Boring said, though a lesser sentence
would be more likely.
SURGEONS at a Philippines hospital are being probed after
they allegedly filmed an operation in which a man had a spray can
removed from his backside, then posted the footage on YouTube.
The video, which was taken down from the popular video-sharing website
after several weeks, showed dozens of people in the operating theatre
laughing and jeering as the surgeons removed the canister from the
man's bottom, Deutsche-Presse Agentur reported.
The surgery was carried out at Vicente Sotto Memorial Medical Centre in Cebu City, 585km south of Manila.
Hospital
spokesman Emmanuel Gines said the 39-year-old patient would get an
apology for the incident on January 3, which was being investigated.
The video was initially thought to be a hoax until the victim went to the media this week.
The man, a florist, said he ended up with the spray can inside him after insulting his partner's penis size.
Police in Cincinnati say it wasn't hard apprehending
the criminal masterminds behind a break-in at a downtown sweet shop -
because a helpful trail of candy and discarded wrappers led them
directly to suspects.
Four people have been charged with breaking and entering. One of the four also has been charged with child endangering.
Police say 19-year-old
Christine Ruther had her 7-week-old daughter with her when she and
three others broke into Peter Minges & Son candy store Thursday.
They are accused of taking about $400 worth of sweets.
I read this story elsewhere today (although I can't remember where), and apparently this Mother of the Week used her baby's stroller to load up with the candy.
From the 3/31 show: A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table. Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at
his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour.
Charges have been dropped against the man who was accused of repeatedly having sex with a picnic table while naked in broad daylight - but he may yet face prosecution over the alleged table-sexing.
Federal indecency charges had been filed against Art Price Jr - but they have now been dismissed, after the prosecutor decided that the evidence didn't support felony charges.
From the 3/28 show: A pair of hoax ads on Craigslist cost an Oregon man much of what he owned.
The ads popped up Saturday afternoon, saying the owner of a
Jacksonville home was forced to leave the area suddenly and his
belongings, including a horse, were free for the taking, said Jackson
County sheriff's Detective Sgt. Colin Fagan. But Robert Salisbury had no plans to leave.
And now: A week after dozens of people ransacked an Oregon home in response to a
Craigslist ad offering its contents for free, police have arrested a
couple for orchestrating the online hoax as part of a bid to cover up
an earlier burglary at the property. Brandon and Amber Herbert were
nabbed last night for allegedly posting the March 22 Craigslist ad,
which claimed that the Jacksonville ranch's owner had to leave town so
suddenly that his belongings--which included a horse--were available
for the taking. The Herberts, investigators charge, did this to cover
up their prior theft of several saddles and other items from the garage
of the rural southern Oregon house, which is owned by contractor Robert
Salisbury.
A man in Canada has been jailed for approaching seven different women and asking them to kick him in the groin.
Jarrett Loft, 28, of Guelph, Ontario, approached the women over a
period in April and May last year, requesting that they kick him in the
groin.
One woman, who said she
was scared of what Loft would do if she refused, complied, kicking him
repeatedly in the privates. Loft then thanked her, and cycled away on
his bike. Which can't have been easy, given that he'd just been kicked
in the nads.
Health officials in the Philippines have issued a warning to people taking part in Easter crucifixion rituals. They have urged them to get tetanus vaccinations before they flagellate
themselves and are nailed to crosses, and to practise good hygiene.
The health department has strongly advised penitents to check the
condition of the whips they plan to use to lash their backs, the Manila
Times newspaper reports.
They want people to have what they call "well-maintained" whips.
In the hot and dusty atmosphere, officials warn, using unhygienic whips
to make deep cuts in the body could lead to tetanus and other
infections.
And they advise that the nails used to fix people to crosses must be
properly disinfected first. Often people soak the nails in alcohol
throughout the year.
...a fully clothed burglar tried to break into the
house of 69-year-old Wayne Boniface. By the time Mr. Boniface had
finished with him, the burglar was fleeing into the night as naked as
they day he was born.
Mr. Boniface says that he
and his wife, Kathie, found the man in their home when they returned
home from eating out on Thursday. When the burglar tried to grab his
wife, Mr Boniface says he started wrestling with him.
According to Boniface, he had the man on the ground, in the kitchen, in
a headlock. At this point, the man's shirt got ripped off in the
scuffle.
Then, said Mr. Boniface: 'He tried to get away
and I bent him over the rail on our deck... I had my hands down his
pants and grabbed his testicles and penis. He squirmed even harder.'
'His head was down over the railing, and in
today's world, pants are worn fairly loose. I pulled his pants, and his
pants and underpants and shoes came completely off. He was completely
nude.'
It's late on a warm Thursday night in April, and William Windsor heads to the checkout stand at the Fry's supermarket at 20th Street and Highland Avenue, in central Phoenix.
Customers and cashiers stare at the 5-foot-11, 180-pound man, who is dressed in a pink bonnet, pink shorty dress, and white patent leather shoes. Gold heart-shaped earrings twinkle beneath his carefully curled hair. Under his dress, you can see his diaper. He takes his place in line with a carry-all basket full of juice and Gerber baby food.
"Oh shit! It's Baby Man," says one cashier, a Hispanic kid who's heard the legend but has never been a witness to the spectacle. "It's like Sasquatch!" he says. "You don't believe it exists until you see it."
In what is surely the strongest signal yet that the world's economy is healthy and talk of an impending depression is piffle, someone has offered more than $1,000 on eBay for a piece of breakfast cereal that - its sellers claim - looks like the state of Illinois.
People have begun to visit a small rural village in Northern India to worship a baby born with two faces. She was born just two days ago. Word spread quickly among villagers about the newborn baby girl. The baby is seen as an incarnation of God and people make offerings and ask for the baby's blessing.
Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on
her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether
she was mistreated.
Ness
County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to
report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.
Whipple
said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown
around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but
was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed
to be checked out at a hospital.
...
Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants
down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs
looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.
Source I wonder if she ever flushed in those two years...
Lampposts on East London's Brick Lane have today been wrapped up in padding to protect Britain's clumsy texters.
The renowned capital curry haunt has been highlighted as the most
dangerous place for mobile phone users to be texting with Londoners
frequently picking up injuries ranging from bruises to fractured bones.
Brick Lane has now become the first 'Safe Text' street in the UK, with
rugby post-like cushioning put around the 10 of the road's
higher-than-average number of lampposts.
After some debate, the affliction has been identified as a particular form of Human Papilloma Virus (HPV), combined with an as-yet unidentified immune system deficiency. HPV is not uncommon, but the rare immune deficiency in Ioan—believed to be genetic—allows the virus to take over his skin cells, which results in the bizarre branch/root-like growths on his hands and feet (officially called 'cutaneous horns'). After Ioan's story broke, a few other cases of the condition popped up, particularly the case of Dede, a man in Indonesia. Still, doctors call the rare combination of elements that lead to conditions like Ioan's to be "less than one in a million."
Yay, now some Romanian dude looks marginally less disgusting. Rejoice.
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German flasher stunned lawyers during his appeal hearing on a flashing conviction by stripping off in court, authorities said Thursday.
The 60-year-old was in court to appeal against his conviction for running onto the pitch naked during a girl's soccer match and striking a range of "body builder poses," the spokesman said. (source)
Man forgets car at gas station
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German man forgot his car after filling it up at a petrol station, police said Friday.
Officers contacted the 63-year-old from Remscheid, who came straight back to fetch the vehicle. He had paid to fill up the car before walking off. (source)
Bank manager gives woman loans for sex
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German bank manager gave loans to a woman for sex and then embezzled thousands of euros to buy the silence of her relatives, authorities said on Thursday.
When the man realized he could not offer the jobless woman a loan because of her poor credit history, he offered to lend her the money personally in return for sexual favors, said a spokesman for a court in the southern town of Tuebingen. (source)
SYRACUSE, N.Y. - A dentist was dancing to a song on the radio while drilling on a woman's tooth, and she wound up in the hospital when the drill bit snapped off and lodged near her eye, a lawsuit alleges. Brandy Fanning, 31, said she had to undergo emergency surgery and spent three days in the hospital because of the October 2004 mishap.
...
As Trusty drilled, he was "performing rhythmical steps and movements to the song 'Car Wash,'" which was on the radio, according to the lawsuit. Then, Fanning heard a snap.
Trusty tried to use a metal hook to pull the bit out, but that only pushed it farther up, driving it through the sinus and bone near her eye socket, the lawsuit alleged.
By now we all know about Larry Craig and his gay airport restroom antics. Now we've got a real, live homosexual stepping up to the plate to share his DIRTY (and I do mean DIRTY - read on) tryst with the senator. Wonkette has the full story, but here's what went down.
It all started about 20 years ago at a Go-Go bar called La Cage aux Follies on Capitol Hill. Already this story is too gay for about 85% of you. The 15% left is about to clicky-clicky outta here in 5..4...
"...he disappeared and returned with lube and a condom to fuck me me with. It was a clumsy and unremarkable fuck, except that I wasn't clean and he was frantic about not getting my shit on anything. Still, he blew his load, ripped the dirty condom off and ordered me to get dressed without wiping myself...."
"Straight" from the bear's mouth..er..ass...er...mouth. Ass to mouth, really.
A frothy mixture of lube and shit. Santorum! Huzzah!
I can't think of a place I'd rather NOT have sex more than a podiatrist's office. You freaks know how I feel about feet being involved in any with sex: it's wrong and immoral...and gross. I'd rather give someone a rimjob. At least you wipe that area down a few times a day. And thanks to Cottenell Wet Wipes, now your shit hole has a fresh spring scent! It's almost a JOY to dart your tongue in and out of an anus.
Anyways, some podiatrist is accused of setting up hidden cameras in his office. Why would he do that? Sex, of course. It appears the sex was consensual, which makes sense. It's kind of a stretch to believe a woman would be tricked into taking her clothes off while the doctor worked on a bunion: "No, no.. nowadays we get to the foot through the vagina..."
The hidden camera was found and authorities were called after a female employee spotted a videotape which featured her dressing and undressing in the exam room.
Bolivia, which is a country not necessarily known for their hookers, has banned all brothels and bars. One prostitute is protesting by sewing her cock-blower shut. Not a smart move? Why? Criminalizing prostitution will drive-up the prices. This cunt could be sitting (or swallowing) a goldmine!
This drama queen knows how play the victim:
"Tomorrow we will bury ourselves alive if we are not immediately heard. The mayor will have his conscience to answer to if there are any grave consequences, such as the death of my comrades," she said, surrounded by about 10 prostitutes who had sewn their lips together with thread.
The Reuters article has all the filthy, stinky, genital wart-covered details... (Click Here)
