Honestly, this is one of those videos that I can't make it all the way through because I'm cringing too hard. But it did remind me of one of my favorite Achewood strips, When a Lady Does a :(.
By Tim Henson on December 20, 2007 3:47 PM
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Grainsiloguard from the message board created what I hope will become a new trend among you freaks: looping my annoying voice to make hideous youtube videos! You can spam your friends myspace or hide it in a url. Like: She Takes It All In Both Holes!!!!!
Can someome top this? Post your handy work (handiwork?) or discuss other possible DV youtube videos in the thread here.
I know this is a bit tame for DV, but I find this clip of British celebrity failure AmyWinehouse taking a bump of cocaine at a concert so hilarious. Maybe it's the contrast with the douches dancing around behind her.
I'm pretty sure Tim has played audio from the "Strong Kids, Safe Kids" PSA -- the one with Fonzie making the "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH" sound, also featuring the late John Ritter (my ex-boyfriend had a weird obsession with John Ritter. I am dead fucking serious). Here are some of the hilariously awkward clips.
My favorite part of "Strong Kids, Safe Kids" is the "Proper Words Song," in which some creepy-looking dude named Chris Wallace sings about the vulva and the anus and whatnot. I am desperate for a "Proper Words" soundboard so I can play "our anus" "our anus" "our anus" over and over. That could be my new voicemail greeting.
I was just listening to the show, as I was helpfully collecting links and thought, "Hey! I bet that shit balloon thing memo is on The Smoking Gu..I see I am, yet again, slow." So, to save you some time, and to make me feel like I did something today (Horray! I'm helping!) I've collected some wonderful content from TSG!
Before I get to the topic at hand, having listened to the extended show
this weekend (BUY A SIDESHOW SUBSCRIPTION IF YOU HAVEN'T YOU CUNTS) I
have to correct Tim on a minor point.
He said on the show that the reason he changed the name of the member
site was due to it sounding like a Rick James song, however true that
may be, it's not the original reason he gave on the show way back when
the sideshow launched. The original reason was that some band or group
complained to him that their group was called The Superfreaks Sideshow.
Having never heard of them Tim should have just ignored the threat like
so many of his emails.
Now, down to business.
Here is the first in a series of clips of games
with acting that is just awful. I'm not talking Resident Evil bad, I'm
talking so bad that the game makes you cringe and wish a magical storm
of bleach upon your eyeballs.
The first game I'm going to show off is this gem, The 7th Guest. The
game itself is brilliant. Puzzles, tension, suspense, it's all there.
It's just a shame the actors seemed to want to play their parts as if
they had a bet between themselves to see who could get the sack first.
