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Yet again, I find myself thinking, "I have not the words."  Behold:

This is my local new station, here in beautiful Portland, Oregon.


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What the fuck is this doing on youtube? Why? Also, his cock is much bigger than mine, too.

So help me god, even if the fucking muppets have to do it for you. 

Skip to about 3 minutes in...

I suppose it's not as bad as being a lightning rod.

I have not the words.

I just want to remind everyone about what qualified as "nasty" in 1996 and to possibly introduce DV's non-existent underage listeners (cough, cough) to a classic tune that I've enjoyed since my younger days.

Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called... fucking outside!

(The Bee Gees - First of May)

There's really no explaining this. 

Koreans are REALLY FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT BIDETS

The horror...

It starts off slow, but believe me, it gets better.

This is literally the worth thing on the entire Internet. I could NOT make it more than 27 seconds in. Holy shit.




P.S. LOL BUNT

"Playa59" is a real catch. He luvs WIMMIN. He don't like bein' WOKED OUT OWNN.

Trenita just... doesn't seem to match the words coming out of her mouth.

Mark has a pedo-stache and is a robot. RUN DATING.EXE BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP

Crazy kids these days.

Given that 4chan invented RickRolling (OH NOES I'VE BROKEN RULE NUMBER 0 OR WHATEVRE), I wonder what percentage of the people there are pedophiles. I bet it's anyone in a Guy Fawkes mask.

A British Transport Police spokeswoman said: "We monitored the incident. There were no problems, no arrests. They did what they had to do and then left."

Haha, oh, how pissed do you think that lady was that she had to release an official comment about ~400 people singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" in train station.

Not even a decent title sequence could save Lost from the cavalcade of mediocrity it is

(watch the drummer)

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I've been gone for a while but that's not important. What is important however is that you watch the following video. I sent this clip into the show a while ago, right after I sent in the "Gays in the Army" clip from Brass Eye. The following video is from the 2001 Brass Eye Pedophile special, and it details the rap artist JLB-8:

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The visual ain't anything great, but the audio.. oh god, the audio. A cookie to whoever can make it through without stopping.

More in the chronicles of how I'm a dork: I really like kinematic typography.



Lots more here.

Yay, a theme day!!!!*


My first contribution: tabla drumming. If you're a Tool fan or have ever been in a store that smells of incense and B.O. where the cashiers are named "Star" and "Raven Moonstorm," then you've heard tabla playing. I've actually had lessons, and it's pretty cool because you use different parts of your hand to make the different sounds. And apparently being brown and smelling of curry means you can do it crazy fast, too.

So here's some tabla drumming.


Now, on the whiter side of things, the hammered dulcimer. If you've been in a store that smells of unvarnished pine and old people, where the cashiers are named "Star" and "Raven Moonstorm," then you've heard a hammered dulcimer.

Today, we introduce freaks to good things. Not fucked up things. No shit, or abortions, or deaths, or stories about idiots from Florida, or cumshots, or porno bloopers, or pets eating babies, or babies eating pets, or babies being microwaved, or naked elderly men driving into produce stands, or glitter for your vagina, and so on and so forth.

Today, music!

No, really. I'm serious. Pretend it's educational. I feel like I shouldn't link to someone with a rabid case of the ..runs.. on Jesus' second birthday. Anway, yeah. Music. Not just any music, though. No Beethoven here! Instead, we take a tour of a few strange instruments in the world, children. Jesus didn't play any of these (Jews don't play musical instruments, you know). I'd introduce you all to the theramin, but I'm sure you've heard of it before. It's a wacky Russian instrument that you "play" by waving your hands around without touching it. It uses Science. Here's a couple links to a guy that's pretty good at it. The Legend of Zelda, that song from Amalie, and finally, remember how I said no Beethoven? How about Rachmaninov, then. You may have heard it before.

Next up, a Hang drum. What's a Hang drum, you ask? It's sort of like a steel drum. Except cooler. Much cooler. And you can't buy one. To wit:

Taiko? It's drumming! It's Japanese (mostly) drumming! Or Chinese. Whatever. Oriental. Asian? Drums! Just watch.

I can't link directly to this video, but, if you are 18 or over, I recommend that you go to XTube's video section and search for "Cream of Wheat." And watch it the whole way through. Trust me.

Perhaps I am giving myself away here. Perhaps people reading this will finally be able to attach my sekret internet alias to my real life name (all they had to do was ask). Anyway, there's a coworker whom being around is a trial. The person is.. irritating.

When this person leaves at the end of their shift, I, the other day, turned to another coworker and said of the person leaving that it was "like taking a really good shit. You're just sitting there and suddenly all relaxed after like 6 hours of anal contractions."

What does this have to do with a blog about DV? Shit, of course. To commemorate, I have collected some videos.

This man can fart out the entire Super Mario Brothers theme. With his hands, sadly.

Check out the pregant woman, covered in shit. Hee.

And, of course, a classic: Taking a shit while running at full speed. Take that, George Carlin!