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Happy
July!
It's summertime and you know what that means: this
country is about due for a disaster! Perhaps a crazed
sniper attack or a child stuck in a well. How do you
spell Summer? I spell it E-A-R-T-H-Q-U-A-K-E.
California, I'm looking at you.
With the world such a crazy place, how can anyone cope
with it all? Well, many people turn to religion, but
if you're slightly "off" you look for something a bit
more all-consuming. Like a cult! a poison-drinking,
Nike wearing, false-savior-fucking cult! It's like
joining a gang for the clinically retarded. Are you
weak in the head? If so, do I have the "religion" for
you!
Make
The Distorted View Daily podcast
your official crazy person cult! Live and breathe the
show to a creepy and unhealthy extreme. Let DV think
for you! Just do as the savior..er..I mean HOST
Tim Henson tells you to.
Everyday I search high and low for the craziest, most
twisted stories in the news. I then report them
back to you, complete with inappropriate comments,
vulgarity, and little concern for other people's
feelings. I'm a horrible person! You can be, too! Tune
into DV Daily! It's free!
-Tim
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An hour-long show celebrating 100
episodes of Distorted View Daily. Put on
your party hats.
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Community Church Calendar |
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As a public service to the community,
Distorted View proudly presents upcoming
church events
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A new book says President Lincoln was
gay. Distorted View Daily has the proof
and you won't believe your ears.
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