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occasionally wear this shirt out and it never fails to get
confused/upset/scared glances. I was in line at a McDonalds
recently and the cashier saw the front and said, "Oh My God
That's so cute!!" and then I showed her the back and she
scurried off in a hurry as if I was licking my lips and making
lewd motions with my pelvis. Well, I *was* doing that, but I
think the shirt is what scared her off.
In addition to the
blue jersey shirt that is pictured above, you can purchase it
with black or red sleeves. Also available in plain white or ash
grey t-shirts. And for you trendy ladies, a Jr. Baby Doll
version. Prices range from
$15-$18
depending on style. Click shirt above for more info / to
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Fun (and expensive!) bumper stickers! Stick them on your
bumper...or a wall...or anywhere you feel the need to stick a
sticker. The Queefton Honor Student sticker reads, "My Child Is
An Honor Student At The Queefton School of Whorinary Arts -
Helping Prostitutes become PRO-stitutes since 1935"
The Queefton
Bumper Sticker is
$3.99.
But it's worth it! The other bad boys are all
$3.00
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How cool are these? Plaster these posters all over your place
and be the envy of all who see them (and are familiar with
Distorted View, which current scientific estimations place at
about 50 people). Each high-quality poster is 16" X 20" and will
be sent to you in one of those tube things.
Each poster is
$15.00.
Click on the posters above for more info / to purchase item. |
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More stuff to Distorted Viewify your life. Coffee Mugs, Trucker
Hats, CD's, the cast of Family Matters! We have it all! Click on
each individual item for more information.
Item's range in
price from
$9.00-$12.00.
Click on an item above for more info / to purchase item. (Sorry,
out of cast members of Family Matters) |
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