Hey Freaks!

Here we go again. New week, new stupidity to share. Enjoy the program. Tomorrow I'll have a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now so you don't miss it.

On Today's Show:

- Jesus Has a Stiffy? 

- Igniting Your Gunpowder Filled Eyes

- Baning the Car Wash Guy is NEVER a Good Idea

Links:

Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!

Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter

Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!

PO Box Address:
(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON) 

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 09/08/08

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Friday show! If you want a little more DV before we end the week, Sign up for the Sideshow. I'll be giving sideshow freaks a bonus episode a little bit later today. Jigoo!

On Today's Show:

- Coke & Hookers!

- Condom Breasts

- Sporty Sodomy

Links:

Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!

Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter

Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 09/05/08

Hey Freaks!

Back for the Thursday show! If you're a Sideshow member you'll get an extra-long show today. That's right: an extended show. Rawk. Want to hear all of the stupidity? Support the show and Sign up for the Sideshow!

On Today's Show:

- Viagra Will Make You Slap Somebody

- Meat Fingers!

- XXXCCTV (Not a Roman Numeral)

Links:

Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!

Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter

Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 09/04/08

Hey Freaks!

It's already mid-week! As we fly through the week you will probably find yourself wanting MORE DV. Thank God I was kind enough to start a service where you give me money and I give you the greatest gift of all: more of me. Yes, more shows, more stupidity, and more of my delicate, feminine voice. Sign up for the Sideshow and catch yesterday's bonus show, the special W-E-E-K-E-N-D program, and tomorrows bonus content.

On Today's Show:

- Pegged in the Face With a Fake Penis

- Nut Stuck Fever

- A Grand Slam Amputation

Links:

Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!

Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter

Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 09/03/08

Hey Freaks!

Hope you all had a nice Labor Day weekend, but it's time to get back to work. For me, that means finding new and unique ways to fit in Allison's "I'm Walking On Sunshine" sound clip into the program. Today I've got a bonus episode of DV for Sideshow freaks! Sign up now and become a Super Freak!

On Today's Show:

- The Snatch Is Out There. Believe.

- Hot Live Nuetering

- Domestic Presidential Abuse

Links:

Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter

Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 09/02/08