June 2005 Archives
Hey Freaks!
It's the end of the month, and we kick June to the curb with a fantastic episode of Distorted View for you! The episode is full of crazy news, gross sex stuff, and of course, your E-mails! Enjoy!
On Today's Show
- Coo-Coo for Choco-Crack! Mmm..Delicious!
- A dead lady almost dies again!
- The sweet sight of kids And maggots
Links:
K.N.I.G.H.T.S - Now With 50% More Dirty Sluts!
PK&J Show: America's Sweethearts
PuPu Platters: Smokin' A little Crack
Blind Date Parody: Suckin' a little Dick
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/30/05
Hey Freaks!
We're back with another dose of vulgarity and cynicism for you! If you have funny or bizzare news stories, feel free to E-mail them to me: show@distortedview.com
On Today's Show:
- Vibrators on the run
- God's cruel sense of humor
- Watching girls shit in an outhouse. Hot.
Links:
K.N.I.G.H.T.S - Sledge's Hot Jizzum + Lindsay Lohan = Fully Loaded
PK&J Show: You have the right to remain sexy
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/29/05
Hey Freaks!
It's Tuesday, and that's when things get a little sexier here on Distorted View! That's right, it's Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the insanity!
On Today's Show:
- Dead Fetus Twin!
- Rape Revenge
- A very special Sextastic Tuesday with a female guest storyteller!
Links:
K.N.I.G.H.T.S - Sledge's Fist Full Of Fury
Podcheck: Scott Fletcher Teaches Belly-Dancing
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/28/05
Hey Freaks!
It's a brand new week, and I'm here to help you get through it with a bunch of crazy news stories! Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- Magical smurf bongs
- Splattered Shit Stains
- We crown Distorted View's Mother of the Week
Links:
K.N.I.G.H.T.S - Giddie Up!
The Entropy League: Rawk!
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/27/05
Hey Freaks!
I've got a jam packed show for you today. Unfortunately, we've lost a loved member of the DV family. Other than that, it's just another twisted edition of America's Favorite Podcast.* Plus, Satan stops by again!
On Today's Show:
- Possessed by the devil and forced to fuck a sheep
- Getting amputated and blowing your wad
- Snapping dicks
Podcasts to Listen To This Weekend:
The PK&J Show: Nasty Co-Eds Doing It On Cam For YOU!
Podcheck: Miracle Formula Gives You A Plumper Penis
Feast of Fools: Hi! My name is Julie from the chat site. Come Look at my pics
Dead Air Radio: My sperm volume increased by 500%
Podcast 411: The Best Anti-Aging Cream on the Market!
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/24/05
* As Voted By Ferret Fancy Magazine
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the insanity of today's program! If you're new to DV, prepare yourself for bad language, potentially offensive comments, and oodles of inappropriate humor.
On Today's Show:
- Baby trapped in washing machine, hilarity ensues
- Say no to crack: take away your children's toys
- Stabbing your loved one over chicken pot pies
Links:
Legal Underground: They Love to Hate DV
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/23/05
Hey Freaks!
Back with another fantastic edition of Distorted View! Enjoy the program, and don't forget to E-mail me with comments, questions, and crazy news stories you've stumbled across.
On Today's Show:
- A Boy gets his period
- Crashing toilets
- Waking up with a bullet in your tongue
Links:
The Podcast Awards: A Vote For DV is a Vote For Jesus!
Ebay Auction: Alien Eggo Waffles!
PK&J Show: Hot Lactating MILFS
Alpaca Poop: Now You Know
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Email: show@distortedview.com
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Liten to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/22/05
Hey Freaks!
It's Tuesday, and thats when things get a little sexier/creepier here on Distorted View Daily. That's right, a brand new Sextastic Tuesday! Sorry I'm in such a bad mood on today's show! Hopefully I'll be back to my normal sparkling self for the Wednesday show!
On today's show:
- Plowed by A bear!
- An excorism gone horribly wrong
- Tom Cruise gets it in the face
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/21/05
Hey Freaks!
Thanks for joining me back here to start a whole new week of Distorted View's! Oh, and enjoy the disturbing audio at the beginning of the show. You're getting off easy -I actually saw the accompanying video. Creeepy.
On Today's Show:
- Super glue suicide
- Spreading legs across America
- Getting freaky with the neighbor's dog
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/20/05
Hey Freaks!
Wow, a super late show today. It's 4:00am and I'm just getting around to posting this. So..tired...
On today's show:
- Yet another demon baby!
- "Poop" as a pizza topping
- Slipping on shit 20,000 feet in the air
Links:
Unicorn Orgy: Sooo Hot!
Stark Cast: Meat Dept.
Obtuse Angle: Larger Family Size!
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/17/05
Hey Freaks!
Back with the Thursday show, where I reveal the winning bumper sticker design! In a few weeks they will be in, and we'll start our daily contest!
On Today's Show:
- Marrying your rapist!
- The goats 4 cocaine program
- Yet another penis chopped off
Plus, tons of Email and Voicemail!
Links:
Twisted Pickle: America's Best Selling SUV
Zaldor's World: Fewer Blemishes In 3 Days!
The PK&J Show: Valtrex: Let's Go Canoeing!
Podcast 411: Easing Racial Tensions Since 2005
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/16/05
Hey Freaks!
Back with a brand new episode, and holy mother of God is it a doozey. This program is not for the easily offended.
On Today's Show:
- Blazing old people!
- Puking on your teacher's face
- The gays come out swinging
Links:
Podcheck: Grand Wizard Scott Fletcher
Podcast 411: No Jews or Blacks Allowed!
PK&J Show: They Love Plinko
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/15/05
Hey Freaks!
It's time for a Best-Of show! I don't want to hear your bitching. I'll be back on Wednesday with a brand new episode. Until then, enjoy this past Sextastic Tuesday!
Plus:
- Adam Curry is the sausage tosser!
- Hearts bursting into flames
- Robot Sex slaves!
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/14/05
Hey Freaks!
It's the start of the work week, which blows, but on the bright side, I'm right by your side every goddamn day with some stories that will make you feel better about your crappy life.
On Today's Show:
- Hammering your Forehead
- Pouring scalding hot water on a toddler's genitals
- Pissing on fax machines: why not to do it.
Links:
Feast Of Fools: From The Windy City To The Cockels Of Your Heart.
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/13/05
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy Friday's show and have a great weekend! We'll be back on Monday to start a whole new week of fucked up news.
On Today's Show:
- Killer Cows
- Pot Smoking Demons
- Vancouver Is A Real Shit Box
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/10/05
Hey Freaks!
Back here with another DV podcast for you to feast upon! Also, check out a nice, positive article about Distorted View! So, thanks to Mike LaSalle over at Mens News Daily.
On Today's Show:
- Vagina's that attack on command
- Chunks of flesh fall from the sky
- Hey, your babysitter is a creepy horny pervert!
Links:
Rick And Susan: Blog / Dirty Bomb Recipes
Stark Cast: Clearing House of Abortion Jokes
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/09/05
Hey Freaks!
Another day, another dose of DV with your resident Media Darling. In addition to the news, I announce our big Bumper Sticker giveaway contest. As soon as the stickers come in, we'll start that. Until then...
On Today's Show:
- Stinky goat shit!
- Spreading the sperm, Junior High style
- A wire hanger? That's sooo old school.
Links:
Today's Ending Music: July For Kings
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/08/05
Hey Freaks!
Tuesday's here and it's going to be Sextastic! What's hotter than tranny porn!? Don't answer that. In addition to this cross-dressing adventure, I've good a shitload of news for ya:
On Today's Show:
- Granny is pimpin' bitches and ho's
- A devil baby goes pee pee in church
- Fishy smells coming from her 'gina
All this plus your E-mails!
Links:
Scott Fletcher: Podcheck it, bitch.
Dead Air Radio: Now With Tea Tree Oil & Vitamins!
PuPu Platters: Maker of the PuPu Player and avid backgammon hobbist
Bob And David: Goin' On A Holiday
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/07/05
Hey Freaks!
Glad to have you back for a brand new week of DV's! You're really going to enjoy the program today, and that's a Tim Henson Promise(tm)*.
On Today's Show:
- 2 Scoops of Jagermeister on a waffle cone
- Peanut Butter, Pot, And Jelly Sandwich
- Jerking off your fellow man in public parks
Links:
Brady's Site: Shovelmonkey's Test Pit
Big Al's Podcast: Two Men And A Microphone
Podcast Pickle: Vote For Us!
Digital Podcast: Vote And Add To Favorites!
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/06/05
* not really a promise.
Hey Freaks!
We find ourselves at the end of the week! Have a fantastic, fun weekend and make sure to come back to join me on Monday to start a whole new week of twisted dumbshits doing twisted, dumb shit.
On Today's Show:
- Explosive Shit
- Filming your loved ones taking massive B.M.'s
- S&M misunderstandings
- Masturbation that went horrible wrong
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/03/05
Hey Freaks!
Back with the Thursday show. Sure, it's a little rough, but it's better than nothing....right? I pepper the program with Jeanette of The PK&J show doing what she does best.
On Today's Show:
- Puppy Love (The X-rated kind)
- Racist Horse!
- Mangled Mermaid Baby! AGGHHH!
Links
PK&J Show: America's Favorite Anti-Perspirant
Yeast Radio: Stinky Cunt
Dead Air Radio: Like Buttermilk Pancakes, but talky with words.
Podcheck: Podcaster By Day, High Priced Hooker by Night
Twisted Pickle: You're Soaking In It
Podcast 411: Alpaca Breeder since 2004
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/02/05
Hey Freaks!
Welcome to June! We're back with a brand new episode that answers the question: where is that blood coming from? Just a reminder that it is a new month, so get your ass over to podcast alley and vote for DV!
On Today's Show:
- Falling Into A Meat Grinder
- The Condom Man Attacks
- Hey Fatass, if you want medical attention, go to the zoo and get in line behind Rhino's. Snap!
Enjoy the program!
Links:
Mmmm..Nice Dog: The Period Video!
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/01/05
