July 2005 Archives
Hey Freaks!
This is it! End of the week! Enjoy the show and we'll be back on Monday (most likely) to start a whole new week of programs.
Remember: Voting for the 1st Annual Podcast Awards ends on July 31st. distorted View has been nominated for Best Comedy Podcast, and you can vote once per day. Help us become the most fucked up podcast to win a award :)
On Today's Show:
- Beating your child with an ashtray
- Old people being tasered!
- Another dick has been sliced off
Links:
The PK&J Show: A hilarious Humortainment podcast
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/29/05
Hey Freaks!
Phew! Late night, and I'm pooped. Enjoy the show today! Along with the fucked up stories, we are visited once again by Satan! It's a jammed packed (and EVIL) program!
On Today's Show:
- Homeless people's souls are tasty!
- Drunk man seeks out tits
- Decrotive swords + domestic violence = hilarity
Links:
The Obtuse Angle: Generous Soul and Sheep Fucker
Ebaum's World: Mean Mother Video
X-Entertainment: Fireball Island
Cafepress Store: Gorilla Face Buttons!
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/28/05
Hey Freaks!
Back here for the Wednesday edition of DV. By the way, if you run across funny news stories, crazy audio / video files, or just bizarre web links, click here to submit a link. you can also read all of the submitted shit people have sent in. It's Our Distorted View Action News Feed site thing.
On Today's Show:
- Killed by a cow
- Tom Cruise gave Katie Holmes HERPES!
- We crown this week's mother of the week!
Vote for Distorted View! We've been nominated for Best Comedy Podcast at the Podcast Awards.
Links:
PodAlliance: A group of podcasters with one mission: to Rock You Like a Hurricane.
Nobody Likes Onions: Stupid dick prick assholes
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/27/05
Hey Freaks!
On today's edition of Sextastic Tuesday: Teletubby erotic fan fiction. I shit you not. Enjoy the twsited madness!
On Today's Show:
- Your mom spreads her legs for your friends...and you love it!
- Attack of the German panty stealer!
- Huffing compressed air (A Tim Henson endorsed activity)
Vote for us at the podcast awards. You can vote once per day. Voting ends July 31, 2005.
Links:
Dawn and Drew: Getting litigious on my ass
Yeast Radio: Stays cunty in milk
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/26/05
Hey Freaks,
Hope you enjoyed the Best-Of shows we played on the weekend, but we're back now with new shows!
BTW, don't forget to check out our new feature! Read and sumbit freaky news stories online! Right from this very website!! Exclamation marks!!!
On Today's Show:
- Daycare Truth & Dare
- Underage Highschool Girls Gone Wild
- Shit Babies!
Vote for Distorted View! We've been nominated for Best Comedy Podcast at the Podcast Awards.
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/25/05
Hey Freaks!
Back with another Best of Show for our Listener Appreciation Best-Of Weekend Celebration! Enjoy this show that originally aired in March!
On Today's Show:
- Crystal meth is on Blue Light Special
- Lifting massive weights with your penis
- The sweet taste of (boobies!!!) victory
Enjoy the show!
Vote for Distorted View! We've been nominated for Best Comedy Podcast at the Podcast Awards.
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/24/05
Hey Freaks!
Hope you're having a great weekend! As promised, here is the first Best-Of show for the weekend. Today's best-fo show is our official 100th episode that aired a few months ago.
On Today's Show:
- Unicorn Orgy!
- Pissing on literature! That's right...take that books!
- Tossing kittens out of fast moving cars
- Crystal dildo's and champagne dreams
Vote for Distorted View! We've been nominated for Best Comedy Podcast at the Podcast Awards.
Links:
Tips From The Top Floor
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/23/05
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy this end-of-the-week podcast! This weekend we'll be playing a few Best-Of Shows! That's right! Come back here on Saturday and Sunday for a few past episodes of DV as I dig deep into our vault and handpick a few golden turds.
Distorted View is nominated for Best Comedy Podcast at the Podcast Awards! Help us out and vote once per day!
On Today's Show:
- Naked tickle party!
- Piss balloon fight!
- Smoking weed out of a skull
Links:
PK&J Show: Making sweet love to your ears
Podcheck: Scott gets busy in a Burger King bathroom
Dawn and Drew: Finger blastin' since 2004
Coffee Geek: Tasty Like Coffee
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/22/05
Hey Freaks!
All aboard the crazy train! We're rolling through the week, and the news stories keep getting stranger. Enjoy the madness:
On Today's Show:
- Attack of the Hemadrones! Meth addict invents new alien species.
- Homeless man eats batteries/spoons. Unfortunate people amuse me!
- Attack of the testicle ripper!
Distorted View is nominated for Best Comedy Podcast at the Podcast Awards! Help us out and vote once per day!
Links:
Rubber Johnny: Creepy Video
Podcheck: As Seen In The Washington's Post & Barely Legal Sluts Quarterly
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/21/05
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the stupidity of today's program! If you run across any disturbing/twisted stories in the news, Email them to me!
On Today's Show:
- More elderly crack whore stories
- Man's best friend with benefits
- Killing and eating a woman's face
- Chopping off feet
Somehow Distorted View has been nominated for Best Comedy Podcast at the first-ever Podcast Awards. The only way such fucked up show can ever win is if you vote for us once per day!
Links:
The Starkcast: Pimping out his wife to DV
Coffee Geek: Caffeinated Podcast!
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/20/05
Hey Freaks!
Tuesday's are always a little sexier here on DV, and this week is no different! Along with twisted news, we've got a brand new Sextastic tuesday porn story for you to feast upon. Crreeeeeepy.
On Today's Show:
- Grandma's a crack whore!
- Revenge of the return of the crazy cat lady
- Lose a dick, get out of jail free!
Distorted View is nominated for Best Comedy Podcast at the Podcast Awards! Help us out and vote once per day!
Links:
Beastiality State Laws: Can you legally bang an alpaca?
Washlet: Tim Henson will never have ass-wiping problems again!
Screwtops: Drunkards talking about booze
PK&J Show: New Show! Chicken Lips!
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/19/05
Hey Freaks!
We're back starting a new week of Distorted View's! Quite frankly, I think we've got some of the most bizarre stories EVER on today's show. If you're a twisted little bastard/bitch, you've come on a good day.
On Today's Show:
- Injecting shit into the bloodstream
- A bestiality farm!
- Poop's in the mail
Links:
Podcast Awards: Vote Distorted View For Best Comedy Podcast!
Screw Tops: A Great Excuse to Get Drunk
Odeo: My Odeo Channel
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/18/05
Hey Freaks,
On Friday I received an E-mail congratulating me on Distorted View's nomination as "Best Comedy Podcast" for the first-ever People's Choice Podcast Awards. I think I mentioned the awards only once on the show, so I was quite surprised to see us among the nominated.
I'm honored to be among such great/popular podcasts as Podcast 411, Dawn and Drew, TWiT, Tips From The Top Floor, etc. Many of these people are my podcast buddies, so I was so happy to see them on the list.
Here's the deal: if you listen to Distorted View Daily and you consider yourself one of the twisted freaks who love the show, I would really appreciate your vote in the Best Comedy category.
The voting is kind of screwy because you can VOTE ONCE PER DAY. I know, it's goofy and kind of a pain, but they only ask for your Email address (for verification purposes) so it takes just a second. Voting ends on July 31, so there's not too much time left!
I promise if I win, I'll dress up in a glitzy gown, wear huge glasses, and shasay around the Podcasting Expo where the awards will be given out. A vote for DV is a vote for Tim Henson in drag.
While you're there, make sure to vote for some of the other categories, too. There are sooo many great casts out there.
Thank you so much for your time and votes and handjobs.
Vote!: http://www.podcastawards.com
Media Darling,
-Tim
Hey Freaks!
Friday's here and we have a jam packed show to end the week. Enjoy your weekend, and rest up for another week of fucked up stories when we come back on Monday! If you get bored this weekend, vote for Distorted View over at Podcast Alley, E-mail/Voicemail me, or scream at a tree.
On Today's Show:
- Missing breat implants
- Attack of the penis biter
- Behold! The miracle penis!
- DV's Access Entertainment Hollywood Tonight News Report Insider
Is it ME-an-Mar or MY-AN-Mar?
Plus much more!
Links:
Vox Monitor: Podcast Reviews
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/15/05
Hey Freaks!
It was kind of a slow news day, so I apologize if the stories aren't up to the high (low) standards we have set here on Distorted View. It's still a good time. Plus another installment of me singing to paypal donors.
On Today's Show:
- A corpse on the freeway
- Fighting bears while highly intoxicated
- Another "fireworks" story. Yikes.
Links:
Podcast 411: Podcasting about Podcasting
Nobody Likes Onions: Lemon Scented Comedy
Paypal Donor: Ronal's Artwork
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/14/05
Hey Freaks,
Back with your Wednesday edition of Distorted View! Remember: If you run across a crazy news story, bizarre porno, or strange audio, E-mail me!
On Today's Show:
- The bedwetter must die!
- "It's just a pumping party! What could go wrong?", asks a now-dead tranny.
- Elderly people and their flipping cats
- health guru getting high on whipped cream cans
Links:
Adam Curry: Adult bed wetter / podcast superstar
Dawn and Drew: Now with plumper lips and asses!
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/13/05
Hey Freaks!
Back with another dose of Distorted Views for you! Plus, if you grew up in the 80's, you'll REALLY appreciate this week's edition of Sextastic Tuesday!
On Today's Show:
- Elderly Prostitutes
- Pissing in holy water
- Arguing with trees. TREES.
Special thanks goes out to Martin in Switzerland for hooking me up with today's fantastic Sextastic Tuesday story!
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/12/05
Hey Freaks!
I'm back with another weeks worth of audiophonic stupidity to share with you. Enjoy the podcast and check out some of our new features! We've just stated the freakopedia, so surf on over there and educate yourself.
On Today's Show:
- Star spangled strippers start to spank, sparking screams & shrieks
- Watching girls poop and then dodging turds.
- And if that mocking bird don't sing, momma's gonna hook you up with a hot, dirty whore.
Links:
PK&J Show: Come on Down!
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/11/05
Hey Freaks!
Yes, it's the end of another week. Which means you'll have to go two days without stories of decapitated dogs, weird sex fetishes, and missing penises. Fear not, because we'll be back on Monday to start a whole new week. Until then, make sure to vote for us at Podcast Alley, subscribe to our iTunes feeds, and help Free Katie.
On Today's Show:
- Decapitated Dogs
- Clipping Dicks
- No More Whoredays! :(
Links:
July For Kings: Number 1 At Alternative Addiction!
(we used the music on today's show with permission)
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/08/05
Hey Freaks!
I'm still a sick little monkey, but here's a brand new show for you anyways, cuz I love you. And your cute little button nose.
On Today's Show
- When children don't know about sex, parents get shot!
- Sweet man boobies
- Toilet Paper politics
Links:
Penis Restoration: Get Your Foreskin On!
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/07/05
Hey Freaks!
I'm back with the Wednesday show! I'm surprised I was able to pull the program together, as I am once again SICK with a cold. A goddamn cold in July. That's like getting frostbite on the surface of the sun! It's not right! Arg.
On Today's Show:
- We crown Distorted View's Dumbass of the Week
- More fingers found in more food
- The big tits gave him away
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/06/05
Hey Freaks!
We're back from vacation in big, big way! In addition to the strange, bizarre news you crave, we've got a huge Sextastic Tuesday episode featuring a celebrity reader! Tune in for the magic.
On Today's Show:
- Momma's gonna behead you now
- Chinese people don't know how to screw!
- Getting drunk and eating ice cream with tigers
Links:
PodAlliance: Yellow Colored Vomit
PK&J Show: Squirming Their Ass, This Way And That
Feast of Fools: Liquidy Mush
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/05/05
Hey Freaks!
It's the 4th of July! Enjoy your day and we'll be back tomorrow with brand new episodes! Here's a Best-Of Show for you to listen to while you eat your hotdogs and spamwiches
Remember: It's a new month, and that means you should vote for DV over at Podcast Alley! I'll kiss you on the nuts and/or labia.
On Today's Show:
- Dick liftin'
- Lactating Mommas and the men who drink it up
- A crystal meth lab in a Kmart bathroom
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/04/05
Hey Freaks!
We're ending the week right with some fucked up shit! Remember: it's a new month, and I'd really appreciate it if you would vote for us at Podcast Alley.
We're taking Monday off for the 4th of July. I'll put up a Best-Of show so you can still get your DV fix. As long as I don't blow my arms off lighting firecrackers, we will be back with new shows on Tuesday, July 5th.
On Today's Show:
- Horny donkeys
- The ultimate sex machine
- Eating out of toilets
Links:
K.N.I.G.H.T.S - Funlarious Comedy Podcast
Podcheck: Scott Fletcher's Podcast
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/01/05
