August 2005 Archives
Hey Freaks!
Another day, another batch of fucked up news! Thanks to all of you adding me as your friend on Myspace and leaving comments. Also, check out the DV Music Blog to learn more about the tunes we play on the show.
On Today's Show:
- Puppy-Kabob's
- Smoking crack through a straw makes it kid-friendly
- Bathing in bleach
Links:
The American Red-Cross: Help The Victims
The Hurricane Project: Learn More About The Storm
Dawn and Drew: They'll Rock You Like A Hurricane.
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/31/05
Hey Freaks!
We're back with a very sexy Tuesday show! That's why we call it, "Sextastic Tuesday!". I promise it won't be as disgusting as last week's show. However, it will be bizzzzaaarree.
On Today's Show:
I'M PODCASTING FOR HURRICANE VICTIMS.
Please help by donating your time/money/assistance to one of the following organizations:
- A sticky sex story that goes great with pancakes!
- Hot cock-on-car action
- Toilet training Asians
Links:
PK&J Show: New Week, New Show! These are my peeps
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/30/05
Hey Freaks!
It's Monday and I'm back with more crazy, bizarre stuff for you. Listen to today's podcast and try and catch when I say "I have a roof UNDER my head". I'm a big fat idiot. It's a fun show today, and I think you just might enjoy it!
On Today's Show:
- Hardcore Film Fest!
- Pickled Fetus Head!
- Dumbass Jock Ignites Body on Fire!
Links:
Dual Action Cleanse: Makes your anus squeaky clean!
Red Cross: Hurricane Katinka Relief
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/29/05
Hey Freaks!
Thanks for all the donations coming in. We're getting there, but we still have a ways to go! To say thank you, here's a Best-Of show for ya! Hope you're having a kickass weekend.
On Today's Show:
- Another "Tim talks to Pedophiles" bit!
- Exploding Toads
- Robbing Sex Stores for the panties
- A Hollywood report!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/27/05
Hey Freaks!
What a way to end the week! We've got bizarre stories, more fart audio, and a bit we call, "Tim Pretends to be a 14 Year Old Girl and Talks to Pedophiles". TGIF, motherfuckers.
On Today's Show:
- Porno in your pants
- Why does my coffee taste like piss?
- Rest in Peace (in the freezer)
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/26/05
Hey Freaks!
It was a bit of a rough show because I was tired. Fucking "Lost". I've been trying to catch up with the show as it airs re-runs, and so I ended up doing the show super-late. If you hate today's podcast, E-mail the ABC Network and tell them they ruined DV for you.
On Today's Show:
- Tiny Asian Penis
- Nuns and dick wraps
- Tale of the psychotic nude
Links:
Podcheck: Mention DV on your podcast and I'm your friend for life.
Fart Hammer: Classiest Site On The Net
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/25/05
Hey Freaks!
Another big show for you! At the top of the program we play another funny tech support call. My supply is starting to run dry, so if you have any funny calls or know where to find them, let me know!
On Today's Show:
- Pregger teens running rampant in Ohio
- Like a meat cleaver to the head
- Biting ears off
Links:
The Starkcast: Cumpersticker winner and 5 time county pork queen
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/24/05
Hey Freaks!
Back here with your Tuesday show! We've got some news of the weird, more liquid ass talk, and of course, a sextastic tuesday story for your ears to feast upon.
On Today's Show:
- A pet motel that rents by the hour
- The return of those Fucking signs!
Remember: listen to the show and come up with a funny title for today's program. Email your suggestion to Tim and you could win a DV bumper sticker.
Links:
Liquid Ass: An American Revolution
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/23/05
Hey Freaks!
I'm back to start a whole new week of Distorted View's for ya! Along with some truly bizarre news stories, we've got even more crap for you to win. Liquid crap.
On Today's Show:
- Sex change patient has buyer's remorse
- Blood drippings
- A missing teen whore
Links:
Liquid Ass: Only trust the original
PK&J: New week, New show!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/22/05
Hey Freaks!
We find ourselves at the end of another week. Fear not because DV will be back this weekend for a Pledge Drive Special! It should be a really fun time, so keep checking back for that.
On Today's Show:
- Granny's grabbing balls!
- Dumping shit in highschool
- Bitch Dog: digital cable subscriber.
Links:
Ebanned: It's like my Sleazebay idea! The lawsuit is coming.
PK&J Show: They are lovers, friends, and siblings
Podcheck: Thanks to Scott for the promo at the beginning of the show
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/19/05
Hey Freaks!
Thanks for joining me on the Thursday podcast. Remember to listen to the program carefully and come up with a funny title for today's show. The winner will snag a DV bumper sticker!
On Today's Show:
- Depressed? Sniff some panties!
- Bar hopping with toddlers
- A Baby-Turd
Links:
Ebaum's World: Great source of funny audio
Fark: It's not news, it's fark!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/18/05
Hey Freaks!
It was a super slow news day and I was only able to scrape up two items. So, in addition to the strange news, I also talk about more bizarre sex acts and we learn about the first college specifically for prostitues.
On Today's Show:
- The Diaper-Man strikes again!
- A 7 Year old pothead
- The Queefton School of Whorinary Arts
Links:
Podsafe Music Network: Great Free Music For Podcasts!
Liquid Ass: Only In America
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/17/05
Hey Freaks!
We're back with another DV, and this one is a long one! Those fucking Sextastic Tuesday's stories always ends up making the show run long. This week's ST is extra gross.
On Today's Show:
- Fucking, Austria - Population: 8248
- Stinky, wet goat sex
- A Desperate Housewife gets truckloads of vibrators
Thanks to those who have already donated to the Distorted View Pledge Drive to send me to the Podcast Expo!
Remember: The Name Today's Episode Contest starts today! Put your thinking caps on and you could win a DV Bumper Sticker!
A $.15 retail value!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/16/05
Hey Freaks!
It's Monday and I'm back to help get you through your shitty work-week. Funny I said "shit", because a large portion of today's show has to do with it.
On Today's Show:
- Excuse me, but you havw smeared poop on your face.
- Die you miserable bitch!
- Plowing into the tight hole of s bunny rabbit.
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Hey Freaks!
We've got a huge Friday show for you! In addition to the crazy news stories, I also announce the big winner of "Show and Smell", the nasty sounding porno DVD that ends up being pretty normal. Enjoy your weekend, and don't forget to E-mail me with your comments, questions, queefs, and strange news submissions.
On Today's Show:
- Headless Kangaroo's!
- Frozen Shit From Heaven!
- What happens when you're afraid of cars? You molest young girls, naturally!
Links:
Andre Louis: Instrumental music heard on DV
Hoo Hoo Nick: He sang me a song today! Here's his podcast
Strange New Products: Liquid Ass
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/12/05
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy today's show! What else can I say? Wet shit. How about that? Don't forget to E-mail me if you found some funny audio or video on the web. I love that kind of stuff.
On Today's Show:
- Suicide amusement park!
- Why old people should not be allowed to drive
- Scamming strangers for phone sex!
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Hey Freaks!
It's hump day! Join me on yet another journey into the bizarre underbelly of daily news! Plus: weird sex sounds, vulgar language, and of course.... naked cottage cheese wrestling!
On Today's Show:
- G-String loving doggy
- Crack cocaine for your used car!
- A Gay Basher with good taste in music
Thanks so much to Andre Louis once again for providing some great podsafe instrumental music!
Links:
PK&J Show: New Week / New Program! Click It!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/10/05
Hey Freaks!
It's been a crazy few days! I'm so glad to be back, spreading the distortion for all you twisted fuckers.
On Today's Show:
- Padlocking your balls
- Perverts are on the rise!
- Teachers licking students
Links
Tips From The Top Floor: Make your naked photo shoots look great!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/09/05
Hey Freaks!
It's time for a best of show. Look at the timestamp here. It's 6:04AM and I still havent gone to sleep. It's been one of ths days. We'll be back on Tuesday with a new show.
BTW, we won Best Comedy Podcast at the Podcast Awards! Thank you so much for the tons of mail I've been getting!
On Today's Show:
- Leeches and Michael Bolton
- Acid Fingers!
- Vodka and Weed: Breakfast of Champs
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/08/05
Hey Freaks!
We find ourselves at the end of the week! Fear not, we'll be back on Monday to do it all over again. If you get bored this weekend, check out some of our past shows, submit and read some crazy news stories, or rub one out thinking about my hot, rash-covered body.
On Today's Show:
- Killing your spouse because she wants to cuddle
- Fat men in lacey underwear
- Rottweilers eating babies
Links:
Barefoot Radio: Comedy, music, and those nitro-burning funny cars
PK&J Show: Intimate talk from two M2F transexuals
Dawn and Drew: It's like Ladies Home Journal..but with a puffy vagina
Nobody Likes Onions: A NAMBLA award winning podcast!
Podcheck: Hosted by an adult bed wetter
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/05/05
Hey Freaks!
Holy crap! I'm so tired! Sorry if I'm out of it on today's podcast. It was a long day. Enjoy the show and don't forget to join us back here tomorrow for the big friday finale. Or whatever.
On Today's Show:
- Laxative Pranks!
- Cockfighting ends in tragedy
- Getting paid to call dirty sex lines! DREAM JOB!
Links:
Nobody Likes Onions: Seriously..I hate fucking onions.
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/04/05
Hey Freaks!
Back with more Distorted Views for you! Enjoy the madness. Again, sorry about the fuck-up on yesterday's show. If you missed Tuesday's show, check it out! And now...more crazy shit!
On Today's Show
- Slutting yourself out to elderly people
- Adventures of a toothless man
- Cross-dressing, stun gun weilding, sex freak!
Links:
PodAlliance: Podcast Megastars!
Andre Louis: Great music man! As heard on DV
Ebaum's World: Hilarious Audio
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/03/05
Hey Freaks,
I'm sorry, but there was a fuck up earlier and for some reason, the August 1st, 2005 show was being downloaded again in itunes and ipodder. So, let's try this again:
On Today's Show:
- Swallowing dentures
- Vomitting on teachers
- Chemical ass burns! Thank you, Denny's!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/02/05
Hey Freaks!
We're back with a brand new DV! Woohoo. What better way to start the week than with a totally disgusting Sextastic Tuesday story!? Enjoy the vulgarity!
On Today's Show:
- Swallowing dentures
- Vomitting on teachers
- Chemical ass burns! Thank you, Denny's!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/02/05
Hey Freaks,
It's my Birthday today, and I'm taking the day off. Fear not, I've got a best-of show for you! Plus, you have a brand new Sextastic Tuesday to look forward to tomorrow! Enjoy the show and remember to take a moment today to celebrate teh greatness of me on my Bday :)
On Today's Show:
- Eating shit to get out of a drunk driving ticket.
- Teen finds missile, acts like dumbass
- Giant Dutch Penis!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/01/05
