September 2005 Archives
Hey Freaks!
We're back with the big Friday program. Will I be back tomorrow doing a special Saturday show drunk off my ass? Only if you open your fucking wallet and donate some cash. Otherwise, we'll be back on Monday to start a new week!
On Today's Show:
- Driving dead deer
- Grandma's got maggots coming out of her wounds
- Self castration (gone horrible wrong, naturally)
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Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/30/05!
Hey Freaks!
We're back for the Thursday show! Remember: if you guys have any crazy news stories you'd like to pass along, E-mail it to me! Likewise, if you found a bizarre/funny video or mp3, send it my way! You could win $10,000! Not from me, of course, but hey, anything's possible.
On Today's Show:
- Circumcision Gone Wild!
- Dead Stinky Cats
- Nude Men Sucking on Nozzles
Links:
Apple: Who's on the iTunes main page? DV, motherfucker!
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Distorted View
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/29/05!
Hey Freaky Deakies!
Hey, fuckwads: give me money. We're so close to my podcast expo goal. If you donate this week, you'll be richly rewarded with a special drunk edition of Distorted View. Talk about a trainwreck, right?
On Today's Show:
- Bull Semen: Bringing people togeher
- Death by fork
- Shit Tips
Plus, we load up the Celebrity Nametron 7800 for more Hollywood Rumors.
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/28/05
Hey Freaks!
Oh man, I think I managed to find the most vile, disgusting Sextastic Tuesday story to date! If you are easily offended or easily grossed out, today's DV might not be for you.
On Today's Show:
- Ferris Wheel Masturbation porn
- Creepy Phone Sex Guy
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Distorted View
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/27/05
Hey Freaks!
Hope you guys had a great weekend! Let's start a brand new week of Distorted View with a visit from Satan! He's back and he's gone totally Hollywood!
On Today's Show:
- Nudes in Church
- Demons (and an insane amount of drugs) made me do it!
- Babies shouldn't drive
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Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
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3Guys3Beers: Drunkards Podcasting! Rock on!
PK&J Show: America's sexiest transexual podcasters
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/26/05
Hey Freaks!
Hope you guys are having a great weekend! It's about to get greater, though, because it's time for a brand new episode of DV! Since we didnt have a REAL wednesday show, I feel I owe this to you sick fuckers.
On Today's Show:
- Dr. Feelgood (if you feel good being raped)
- Dog Shit Ransom Notes
- Teachers, Children, and Feces on the Floor
Links:
The Twisted Pickle: Could Corby be the "Fuck You" lawnmower man?
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/24/05
Hey Freaks!
Back here for the Friday show! Remember, there will be a BRAND NEW episode of Distoted View tomorrow. Spend your weekend with Distorted View and get yet another dose of audiophonic stupidity.
On Today's Show:
- A bad case of broken dick
- Hong Kong loves their butt plugs
- Giant Porn Stars! 20ft titties!
- A front yard that screams "Fuck You"
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/23/05
Hey Freaks!
Ok, we're back on track here! Yesterday I re-played the Sextastic Tuesday show since the audio was all garfunkled up when I originally posted it. I never got around to producing a new show for Wednesday, so if you have a problem with that, suck it. Hard. Actually, I'll do a brand new show on SaTURDay (Hey, Madge!) to make up for it.
On Today's Show:
- Let's beat up the mentally disabled!
- The Return of the penis-pumping judge!
- Why our nation is producing a bunch of Jackasses.
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/22/05
Hey Freaks!
Yesterday there was a huge fuck up with the audio, so most of you could not listen to the pure magic that IS Sextastic Tuesday. I'm re-posting it now, and a new show will most likely come later today (in the afternoon)
Enjoy Tuesday's show. Finally.
Hey Freaks!
It's Tuesday! You know what that means...another doggone Sextastic Tuesday story for you. In addition to this audio perversion, we also have some crazy news stories for you!
On Today's Show:
- Living with Mother (RIP)
- Surprise! Look at my Crotch!
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Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
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PK&J Show: Recovering Alcoholics
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/20/05
Hey Freaks!
Back to start a whole new week of DV! I've got a new lady in my life! A Pug/Beagle mix, commonly referred to as a Puggle. I found her at a "Meet The Mutts" get-together at the animal shelter where all the cunty women work. I'll put some photos of her on my Flickr account soon.(pictures of the dog, not the cunty shelter women)
On Today's Show:
- Sex Videos!
- Killing Scooby Doo!
- Who eats babies? "I EAT BABIES!"
Links:
Church of Euthanasia: Come and Get Your Cannibalism On
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/19/05
Hey Freaks!
Back here for the big Friday program! Savor the tangy goodness of todays podcast, because it's all you're getting until Monday!
On Today's Show:
- The Return of Gorilla Face!
- Puppy Hangings
- Pregnant and fucking crazy
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Links:
Greg The Bunny: Hil-Fucking-Larious
Weird and Crazy News: Listener Blog
Dawn and Drew: Dawn and Tim = Business Tycoon Partners
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/16/05
Hey Freaks!
As promised, here's a BRAND NEW episode of Distorted View for your Thursday. To make it worth the wait, on today's show I skank an Asian! That's right, this show has it all! News of the weird, skype pranks, and of course, your emails!
On Today's Show:
- Pissing in Pop
- Finally, a good reason to kill cats!
- Smearing frosting on your ass
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/15/05
Hey Freaks!
I can't record a new show until later today, so here's the deal. We're doing a Best-Of Show right now, and later today check back for the real Thursday show. Sorry about that, but now you get two episodes in one day! Huzzah!
On Today's Show:
- Semen Cream
- Selling your own eyeball
- Baby gets maced!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/15/05
Hey Freaks!
Back with the mid-week program! That's right: wednesday, bitches! Remember: if you have funny audio bloopers, news of the weird tips, or anything else you think I should play on the show, Email me!
On Today's Show:
- Oh, I've got a splitting penis!
- Why is your ass ringing?
- Crashing with cocaine...and a toddler.
Plus, we visit the Celebrity Nametron 7800 for another installment of Celebrity Rumors
Links:
CandidRadio: Aching for a DV-style vibrator
Podcast 411: Listen to my interview!
Dawn and Drew: Pour some sugar on them
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/14/05
Hey Freaks!
Ugh. Another late night. Fear not, though because we have a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you! Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- Abusing sheep
- Pissing again and again
Our Brand New DV Address!
Distorted View
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Worthington, OH 43085
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/13/05
Hey Freaks!
We're back with a brand new episode to start your week off right. If you guys run across a funny/bizarre news story, submit it!
On Today's Show:
- Crushing homeless drunkards
- Daddy's bloody body
- The gift of girl-on-girl action
Our Brand New DV Address!
Distorted View
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/12/05
Hey Freaks!
Here's a Best-Of Show for you this weekend!
On Today's Show:
- Drunk monkeys!
- 150 pounds of glorious rotting flesh
- Today's decomposing animals, tomorrow's lunch
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/11/05
Hey Freaks!
You did it! We've reached our weekly donation goal, so here's a brand new episode! Yes, on a Saturday! Can you believe it? Christ.
On Today's Show:
- Nailing your girlfriend (in the house)
- Pervert ice cream man!
- A Flaming prostitute
Our brand new snail-mail address!
Distorted View
P.O. Box 351
Worthington, OH 43085
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Skepticality: Wishing Derek a speedy recovery
Hufu: Eat human flesh, the legal way!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/10/05
Hey Freaks!
Friday's here and we're ending the week with some bizarre news stories, strange celebrity rumors, and much more! I also play a clip from when I filled in for Adam Curry on Podshow to illustrate how things get out of control when I'm given any sort of freedom.
We may be back tomorrow with a rare Saturday show if we can manage to get $100 in donations! We're getting close!
On Today's Show:
- Freddie Prinze Junior: shits in his diaper
- Dipped in tiger piss
- A prostitute in training
Distorted View
P.O. Box 351
Worthington, OH 43085
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Podshow: Curry will never go on vacation again!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/09/05
Hey Freaks!
Even though the show clock in at like 15 minutes, I still consider it a short program. We're only doing two news stories today because I'm a star witness in the Trial of the Century! Be back tomorrow with a more normal DV, if there is such a thing.
On Today's Show:
- Funny ways to die
- Eating human heads! It's possible!
Send me shit!
Distorted View
P.O. Box 351
Worthington, OH 43085
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PK&J Show: They're my peeps
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/08/05
Hey Freaks!
Thanks for joining us for the Wednesday show! In addition to the bizarre news, you'll also how "Skanking" is sweeping the net, and how I can not carry a tune.
On Today's Show:
- Eating testicles
- Students in spandex
- Killer Karaoke
Plus a super-offensive news story that I refuse to read. The ironic part is that I make it even more offensive while trying not to.
Links:
Podtacular: Geek out on Halo 2
The Bully Bag: Get your bull scrotums right here!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/07/05
Hey Freaks!
I'm so happy to be back after my extended weekend! Hope you guys had a great labor day, but now it's time to buckle down and get back into some freaky shit. Plus: it's Tuesday, and I have a gross sex story for you :) Hint: you sprinkle it on your spaghetti.
- Killer Whores!
- Disfigured Penises
- Hot Man-on-Goat XXX Action!
Links:
Digg.com: Skype pranking thread - Tell them about Skanking!
Candid Radio: Help protect againt painful chafing
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/06/05
Hey Freaks!
Wow! A great way to end the week: tech support calls, sex terms, satan, and of course the bizarre, twisted news you've come to tolerate from DV :)
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On Today's Show:
- God made her strip naked
- Sleep-Molesting
- DV's Doctor of the Year Award
Links:
Repent America: Religious kooks are already citing God's wrath
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/02/05
Hey Freaks!
I'M PODCASTING FOR HURRICANE VICTIMS.
Please help by donating your time/money/assistance to one of the following organizations:
On Today's Show:
- Watch your cock: Introducing barbed condoms
- Elderly STD's
- More bizarre animal abuse
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/01/05
