October 2005 Archives
Hey Freaks!
Happy Halloween! To celebrate we've got a creepy sextastic tuesday for you...on Monday! It's actually not really that scary, but I suppose it fits into the Holloween theme of the show. Plus, I've got an update for you regarding me selling my body piece-by-piece for donations.
On Today's Show:
- Public suicide: now that's how to celebrate halloween!
- Chewing up dead babies!
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Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/31/05!
Hey Freaks!
What a way to end the week! In addition to the crazy news, we unleash a musical beast! A song that's sure to sweep the Goddamn nation!
On Today's Show:
- Mr. Sulu sucks it. Hard.
- Child whores going cheap!
- 7Up and Piss?
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Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/28/05!
Hey Freaks!
In addition to crazy news stories, you'll also learn which hand I use to masturbate with and my personal stance on feet-licking. How could you not listen!?
On Today's Show:
- Shit Cakes!
- Attack of the Foot Licker
- Whacking off at the Drive-Thru
- Super-Drunk can't fly
Links:
PK&J Show: Back with a new show! Now With 50% Less Sodium Benzoate!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/27/05!
Hey Freaks!
After listening to today's show, you'll want to dress up like an AIDS infected Nazi prostitute for Halloween! OK, maybe not. Make sure to visit our message board to submit your questions for the upcoming horse fucker interview! Hear all about it on today's DV!
On Today's Show:
- Gay Skinhead Hookers (Now With AIDS!)
- Aborted Fetus or KFC?
- Suing over orgasms
- Coke and Rat-Poison
Links:
The Nate and Di Show: Click it and Stick it
Nobody Likes Onions: My Podcast Boyfriends
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/26/05!
Hey Freaks,
Grandma, what a big cock you have! That's a hint as to what today's Sextastic Tuesday is all about! Read on for the answer!
On Today's Show:
- Moto-Corpse Racing!
- Cocaine on the cob
- Motley Crue blaring from tits
- A Little Red Riding Whore Sextatic Tuesday story
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/25/05!
Hey Freaks!
Wow, what a bizarre show we have for you today. Prepare yourself mentally for it!
On Today's Show:
- A giant cock
- He's a dog fucker yet so much more
- Stupid elderly people
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Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/24/05!
Hey Freaks!
Here's your Friday show! Enjoy the weekend, and we'll be back on Monday for more Distorted View! If you're bored this weekend, hang out with all of the freaks in our message board!
On Today's Show:
- Chewing children
- Kid stuck in meat grinder
- Return of the horse fucker
Links:
Bitter Films: "My Anus Is Bleeding"
Liquid Ass: Want to smell like Tim! Now You Can!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/21/05!
Hey Freaks!
Back with a big show for your Thursday! As always, if you have a funny news story to share, E-mail it to me, or better yet, visit our FARK-like news-posty thing.
On Today's Show:
- Flame on, toddler!
- A giant piece of talking shit
- Sex part from Hell!
Plus much more!
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Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/20/05!
Hey Freaks!
It's time for a best-of show! Why, you ask? Because a friend dragged me out of the house and liquored me up. I may try to record a new showlater today in the afternoon, but if not we'll be back tomorrow with our 200th podcast! Holy Shit! 200 epiosdes!
On Today's Show
- Elderly Crack Lover
- Eating A Human Face
- Fucking Dogs
Links:
PK&J Show: Fuck DV, PK&J is brand new this week!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/19/05!
Hey Freaks!
Here we go again. Another Tuesday, another sextastic story for you. My roommate Joe came through with today's story. If you have a bizarre, funny, or sick sex story you think would be perfect for Sextastic Tuesday, Email it to me!
On Today's Show:
- Stabbed over soup
- Like a stun gun to the twat
Links:
Nobody Likes Onions: Q: How much do I love these guys? A: Gobs and Gobs
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/18/05!
Hey Freaks!
It's time to start off the week right with another piping hot pile of DV shit! Enjoy the insanity!
On Today's Show:
- Skull ashtrays
- Retarded homo-gay teenagers blowing eachother
- The crack couse is open
Don't forget to check out our brand new message board!
Links:
Shirley Q. Liquor: Heard at the top of today's show
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/17/05!
Hey Freaks!
It's time to end the week, but fear not! We'll be back on Monday and do it all over again. And did you notice? We're super close to producing our 200th podcast!
On Today's Show:
- Weird ways to prevent cunt turds
- Stealing babies still in the womb
- Getting birds drunk
Continue the distortion this weekend! Join all of the freaks in our brand new message board!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/14/05!
Hey Freaks!
Back for the Thursday show! If you have suggestions for episode show titles, surf on over to the message board. You can submit your own and read what other freaks have suggested
On Today's Show:
- Pig Fucker!
- Smells worse than poop
- Where will kiddie fuckers go!?
Links:
Andre Louis: Musician who has done some of our music
Dawn and Drew: Kicking It, Wisconsin-style
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/13/05!
Hey Freaks!
Back with a frantic Wednesday show! Enjoy the fast-paced magic. What else is there to say? I love my pee-pee. How about that?
On Today's Show:
- Explosive relationships!
- Porn and urine!
- Dog shit cement
- Eaten by your own animals!
Plus, PokeAnimals, weird sex terms, and your E-mails
Links:
Smurf Death: UNICEF goes wild
Nate and Di: Podcasting Legends
The PK&J Show: Barker's Beauties
Twisted Pickle: Corby has a 4" taint
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/12/05!
Hey Freaks!
It's Tuesday, and you all know what that means: Sextastic Tuesday! Don't worry...it's a strange story, but not DISGUSTING like many others that I've read in the past.
If you haven't checked out our brand new message boards yet, go there now! It's a great way to waste time, and the freaks who have been posting are very funny and sharing a lot of crazy shit on the net. I just watched a man groping a boar's dick.
On Today's Show:
- "Pop It In Her Ass", a Sextastic Tuesday Story
- Flame on, T-Mobile lady!
- Cow Killas
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/11/05!
Hey Freaks!
Well, I never got around to doing that promised Friday show last week. I was a lazy bitch and started my weekend early. I apologize. To make it up to you, today's Distorted View is SUPER-SIZED! Over 30 minutes of pure audio distortion! Enjoy!
Oh, and don't forget to check out our brand new MESSAGE BOARD!
On Today's Show:
- A Sex Amusement Park!
- Squirrels On Crack!
- A Naked Pervert Wearing Lawn Furniture
- Doctors eating poop
- Stealing human brains
- Access Entertainment Hollywood News Insider Extra Report Tonight
Plus Much More!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/10/05!
Hey Freaks!
It's time for another Best-Of Show! Unfortunately I wasn't able to record a new show, so here's a past Sextastic Tuesday with a celebrity reader!
We will still have a brand new show for you today, but it wont be online until the afternoon. After 5PM, probably.
On Today's Show:
- Filthy, Filthy Porn
- Drunk tigers
- Beheading children
- Asians don't know how to have sex
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/07/05!
Hey Freaks!
Bumper Sticker Update: I'm sending a butt-load of them out today. Everyone who has donated at least $20 will be getting their stickers soon. As for winners of the contest, your stickers are next to be mailed out. Next week, CD's will go out to those of you who sent over $50 to me. Thanks for your patience, as I am a lazy asshole.
On Today's Show:
- Goat Fucking. Again. Yawn.
- Pump up, drop dead
- Mormon Porn!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/06/05!
Hey Freaks!
Thanks for joining me on Today's DV! While you're here, dont forget to check out the links to your left. You can read crazy news stories submitted by DV listeners, play Sextastic Tuesday: The Web Game, and view some pictures of me acting like an idiot!
On Today's Show:
- Dr. Feelgood fucks again!
- Stabbed through the heart (and your teenage son is to blame)
- Our Teacher of the Week Award!
Links:
PK&J Show: Will Jeanette Be Crowed DV's Pussy Posse Queen?
Tim's Anus: Take A ride in it now!
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/05/05!
Hey Freaks!
Ok, it's time for the Tuesday show and you know what that means. Things get a little sexier, a whole lot more disusting. It's Sextastic Tuesday, bitches! Today's story features the worst grammar I've seen in a long time. Poorly written porn! Huzzah!
On Today's Show:
- Family goat feel the wrath of satanists
- Smoking monkeys!!!!!!!!!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/04/05!
Hey Freaks!
Welcome to October! We're back to start another month and week with more bizarre news stories, plus much more! Why wasn't there a drunk show this weekend? Will there be a drunk show? Tune in for answers!
On Today's Show:
- The taste of penis
- Exorcism: the wrong way
- Drink coasters for the drunk and retarded
Links:
Ebaum's World: Steve-o video found here!
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/03/05!
