November 2005 Archives
Hey Freaks!
Welcome to Distorted View Daily. If you're new to the podcast, get ready to have your ass kicked with comedy. If you're not new to the podcast, join me in making fun of the new people: You fucking newbies! Eat shit!
On Today's Show:
- Mac & Cheese with dash of death
- Huge condoms for tiny dicks
- Baby dies in drunken stupor
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Hey Freaks!
You know what today is: Sextastic Tuesday! I've got a great, disgusting story for you today! In addition to the pornography, I've got some twisted news for you, and I discuss the Columbus Dispatch article on DV that was published yesterday.
On Today's Show:
- Whacking off to violent vomit
- Fat man's dick flapping in the wind
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Hey Freaks!
Welcome back! Another long weekend as I spent Thanksgiving in my hometown of Ashtabula, Ohio. I'm back with a healthy dose the twisted bizarre shit you've grown to love (or at least tolerate). And as always: I love u.
On Today's Show:
- Taking a big fat piss in coach
- Raping rabbits: The season's hottest new trend
- Pulling a vehicle with your penis
Links:
The Closet Geek Show: Brent sent us today's opening audio!
Anarchy-X: These boys bought my asshole! Check out their podcast!
Send us your nude photos!
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Hey Freaks!
Happy Thanksgiving! Make sure to turn up your iPod so your whole family can listen to the show while you feast on bird carcass and pumpkin pie! And if you aren't spending the day with loved ones, let DV be your loved one!
On Today's Show:
- Michael Jackson: Jew Hater
- Fish slapped!
- A dick goes flapping in the wind
Plus, I air the Queefton sketch again for those of you who can't get enough of Whorinary Arts :)
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Hey Freaks!
What a jam packed show for you today! I've got your crazy bizarre news, an entertainmnet update, audio from religious nutso's, and brand new weird gay porn sounds! What more could you possibly ask for in a podcast...aside from intelligence?
On Today's Show:
- Tasering genitals
- Yeah, God totally told me it was cool if I banged you
- Krazie Holmes, chronic masturbator
Links:
Closet Geek Show: Featuring Closet Geek and DV Freak Brent
Send us your love..in a physical kind of way:
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Hey Freaks,
Wow! Quite a show for you today, freaks! In addition to the crazy news and a Sextastic Tuesday story, today's show features an appearance by my mom! That's right! Mother Henson stops by to play "What's That Sound"
On Today's Show:
- My mother the Frozen Ice Box
- Pissing your pants and ruining your life
Links:
PK&J Show: New Show Featuring Tales of the Podcast Expo!
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Hey Freaks!
Back to start a brand new week of Distorted View! Remember: the best way to help out the show (aside from sending me loads of cash) is to spread the word about Distorted View! Talk it up to your online fuckpals and real-life friends! If you do, God will smile upon you.
On Today's Show:
- Eating innards
- Messing a bitch up with a cactus
- Ghost sex
Links:
DV on Digg.com: DV listener Thomas wrote this. Digg this article!
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Hey Freaks!
Can you believe it? Can you FEEEL the excitement in the air? It's time for a brand new episode of DV! On a Saturday!? You bet your sweet ass! Enjoy this rare weekend edition, and we'll be back on Monday to start a whole new week!
On Today's Show:
- Iced Urine
- Feasting on Feces
- White trash sex tapes
Links:
July For Kings: DV approved music!
Cutting off your junk: You know you want to see it.
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Hey Freaks!
I feel like death, but I try to "bring home the funny". I don't even fucking know what that means. Don't forget, I will be back tomorrow for a rare Saturday show! I figured I took enough time off this month, so it's time to give a little bit back.
On Today's Show:
- Deformed titties!
- Toilet training gone horribly wrong!
- We crown DV's Mother of the Week
Links:
Dawn and Drew: America's Sweethearts
David Cross Video: Damn straight!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 11/18/05!
Hey Freaks!
It's thursday and I'm back to the loud, screaming Tim that you know and love. Fuck my upstairs neighbor! It's all about the comedy.
On Today's Show:
- Ripping Off Testicles
- Fucking Inanimate Objects
- Setting Human Brains on Fire
Anyone have any tips for conquering sore throats? Email me!
Links:
PK&J Show: If you haven't listened, you're un-American
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 11/17/05!
Hey Freaks!
Finally, I'm back with a new show for you! See, I gave you a taste of what a world without DV would be like, and many of you E-mailed me saying you were ready to "break". Keep that in mind when I ask you for money :)
By the way, please take a moment and take the listener survey (link at the top of the page) so advertisers will want to do business with me.
On Today's Show:
- Ants eating you eyes out!
- Ripping off elderly people's fingers
- Sex and drugs! Served up by your mom.
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 11/16/05!
Hey Freaks!
I'm back from California! Unfortunately, I was planning to record the show late (it's after 2:30am) and my upstairs neighbor keeps pounding on the floor and screaming for me to shut the fuck up. So, we WILL do a new show, however, it'll have to wait until the afternoon. As of right now, here's a Best-Of show for ya!
On This Show:
- The Satan Spell
- Sex With Dogs
- Suicide 4 Eyes
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 11/15/05!
Hey Freaks!
This is it! Last show for the week because I'm flying to California in like 5 hours. I wanted to do something special, so we've got one hell of a Sextastic story for you!
On Today's Show:
- Toe Suckers!
- Revenge of the Glue Toilet Seat Guy!
- The meaning of slinder
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Portable Media Expo: Info here!
Podcast Awards: Click it!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 11/10/05!
Hey Freaks!
It's another strange show! Yesterday had me freaking out on the air, and today's show is fucked up because of the weather. I had to cut the show short because of a bunch of power outages that were caused by t-storms. Still, it's a great 10 or 11 minutes of bizarre shit.
On Today's Show:
- Playing bowling ball...with a head!
- Glued dicks
- Coach throws a sex party! Score!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 11/09/05!
Hey Freaks,
It's been quite a day, so I recorded today's show earlier than usual so I could get some much needed sleep. Also, I'm sad to say there was no Sextastic Tuessday story today. Hopefully by the end of the week we'll have one for ya.
Won't you consider buying one of my body parts?
On Today's Show:
- Severed Limbs!
- Glued Asses!
- Lesbian Cheerleader XXX Action!
Links:
PK&J Show: Back with a new show! Click it before you stick it. (?)
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 11/08/05!
Hey Freaks!
I'm so happy to be back with you after my long weekend! We've got more pussy farts and more insensitive re-enactments in addition to the news. Tim *tings* his way through another twisted, queef-packed episode of DV!
On Today's Show:
- When idiots counterfeit money
- Using an infant as your ashtray
- The girthy rapist
Links:
The Closet Geek Show: Queefmasters
Comedy4Cast: Comedy in Under 4 Minutes!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 11/07/05!
Hey Freaks!
I'm up in Ashtabula visiting my parents. As promised, here's a best of show for you. The wireless signal here sucks, so this is all you get for show notes. See you back on Monday!
Hey Freaks!
Bad News: we're ending the week early because I'll be out of town tomorrow. We'll do a Best-Of Show, though. The good news is I have a great show for you today, and the other freaks will keep you entertained over at our message board while I'm away.
On Today's Show:
- Trick or Shit!
- Electric wheelchair of doom!
- Missing Bull Semen
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 11/03/05!
Hey Freaks!
On today's show we've got the fist-fuck mega-mix, fart-porn: part 2, and of course, the crazy-bizarre news you've come to tolerate from me. Enjoy the program! As always, if you come across a DV-worthy news story, sound clip, or video, E-mail me!
On Today's Show:
- Granny has done did gone insane!
- Eating girls
- Death by a food dehydrator
I hate trees!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 11/02/05!
Hey Freaks!
It's our post-Halloween show: I report on all the weird shit that went down yesterday. Plus, your E-mails and farting women! Classy.
On Today's Show:
- A Child molester's haunted house
- Flaming dog shit leads to a flaming mobile home
- Toe choppings
Links:
The Twisted Pickle: No Smeary Residue!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 11/01/05!
