December 2005 Archives
Hey Freaks!
It's the last show of the year! What better way to end 2005 then to introduce you to Dignity or Dollar$, my new Game Show that will be airing on FOX next fall. See you back here in 2006, freaks!
On Today's Show:
- Medium-Rare iPod's
- Pickle Milk
- More Drunken Babies!
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Hey Freaks!
If you're easily grossed out, you may want to skip past the first few minutes of the show today. Hey, don't blame me. One of you twisted freaks out there sent me a new, disgusting, japanese-themed video.
On Today's Show:
- Microwaving your blouses
- Hurling piss bottles
- Swallowing Cell Phones
- Motherfucking cold cunts
Links:
Daily Podcast Review: A Review of DV!
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Hey Freaks!
I'm finally back from my Christmas vacation and have a great show for you! Enjoy the program and don't forget to E-mail your comments, questions, and queefs to me!
On Today's Show:
- Satan's naked!
- Alien Fetus Snatchers
- Fucking a herd of cattle
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Hey Freaks!
I hope you all had a great holiday weekend! I just got back into town, so there will be no show today. I know, I'm a dick.
While you're waiting for a new show to pop up, why not visit http://www.rapeislikecandy.com! That's right, a twisted freak purchased the domain and it redirects to this site just like http://www.ijustcamemyfaceoffsohard.com! I love you fuckers.
I just found a bunch of burned DV DVD's and CD's, so we're going to have a Post-Holiday Blowout Sale!
5-CD's full of every single episode of DV from the first year: $25
DVD of 13 Distorted View short films: $15
If you want one or both, Just paypal me using the "Donation" link on the left-side of this page. I only have a few left that are all ready to go.
See you freaks later!
-tim
Hey Freaks!
This is it! The final show before Christmas! Have yourselves a Merry Christmas or whatever you kids celebrate these days. I'll be back on Tuesday with a new episode for you.
On Today's Show:
- Stinky old people
- Flaming old people
- Tranny nativity scenes!
Want to get me a Christmas present? I hear I love cash.
Links:
Holy Shit: ijustcamemyfaceoffsohard.com
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Hey Freaks!
The holiday festivities continue today with The 12 Lays of Christmas! That's right, more of me singing! Enjoy the podcast! IF you'd like to order the DV Holiday pack, you still can! I'll get it out to you ASAP.
On Today's Show:
- Like a meat thermometer to the head
- Weed killer chemo
- Public masturbation
- The Illegal Porn King
Links:
Tranny Wreck: She's a LADY. A Tranny wreck of a lady
Tips From The Top Floor: What's the perfect lighting for dick shots?
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Hey Freaks!
Shocking Santa News! Make sure to listen to today's program with your children. Remember: if you've got funny audio or video, send it to me! I'd love to play your fucked up shit!
On Today's Show:
- Death by Latex
- Decorate The Fetus Tree
- German Tranny Idol
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Hey Freaks!
America, you asked for it! You said, "I want creepy porn read to me by an even creepier 25 year old man", and I'm here to deliver. It's Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the show, and remember to keep those cameras rolling.
On Today's Show:
- My Baby!
- 40 Drunk Santa's Agree
- Breaking tard's legs
Links:
Santarchy: By the people who brought you Guitarmeggedon
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Hey Freaks!
Hope you guys had a great weekend. I spent most of mine preparing those fucking Holiday Packs to send out. Thanks to everyone who ordered them. I'm still taking orders, but they probably wont get to you until after Christmas.
On Today's Show:
- So long to Nobody Likes Onions
- Twat Tightening
- Naked Basement Guy
- A Baby Shit-Storm
Links:
Ebaum's World: For all things Funny
Nobody Likes Onions: RIP, Jerks.
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Hey Freaks!
I'm still recovering from the Black Plague or whatever the hell I have, but I'm feeling much better and I think today's show is pretty excellent! Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- An unhappy jizzum surpise
- Amish sex scandal
- Special education smackdown
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Hey Freaks!
I've got a brand new show for you today! I'm still sick, so you can all enjoy my raspy, scratchy phlegm-based voice for 13 minutes. Hope it doesn't drive you insane.
On Today's Show:
- Santa's A Pedophile!
- Pole Dancing VS Parenting
- Fake Retards
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Hey Freaks!
I'm finally starting to feel better and I fully expect to be back tomorrow with a brand new show for you. Until then, feast upon this classique episodes of DV.
Hey freaks!!
Fuck this bullshit. Here's a best of show for you while I either die or re-coup.
Hey Freaks!
Despite getting sick this weekend, I tried to remains productive. I finally updated the Tim's Body Parts page to reflect the newest purchases. If you bought something and it's not listed, E-mail me. In addition to that, I re-worked a few pages, and posted the long-delayed FAQ.
Looking for a great gift for the DV-loving freak out there? Check out the Distorted View Holiday Pack! Order this week and I'll get it out in time for Christmas.
On Today's Show:
- Cocaine Breastmilk
- Deaf, Dumb, and Sexy
- Asian Sex Comics
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Hey Freaks!
Happy Birthday to DV! It was one year ago today that my first daily podcast was posted. Thanks to all of my twisted freaks who continue to listen to this audio pornography!
On Today's Show:
- Tranny Granny
- Worst Roommates EVER
- Discount Prostitutes
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Distorted View
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: Tomorrow is Distorted View's 1 year birthday! If you'd like to send along a 1-second birthday greeting, attach an mp3 or wav file to an E-mail! I'll need them all in by 8:00PM tonight.
On Today's Show:
- Tumble-dried baby
- A rapist in love
- Do the obsese deserve children?
- Angels fucking
Links:
The Weblog Awards: Make DV less of a loser
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Hey Freaks!!
I have a great show for you today! The first minute of the program alone is worth the download!
Send me your 1 second Birthday greeting! Distorted View's birthday is Friday and I'm asking you guys to record a really short (1 second or less) birthday wish. Attach an mp3 or wav to an E-mail to me!
Distorted View was somehow nominated for a Weblog Award! You can vote once per day. It only takes a second! Click It!
On Today's Show:
- The Fisting Guy wishes you a Merry Christmas
- Elderly sex lines
- Human roadkill
- Chewing on heads
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Distorted View
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Hey Freaks!
How many times do I say "rape" on today's show? It seems like an awful lot, but with good reason: It's Sextastic Tuesday! I've got a twisted holiday-themed story for you in addition to the crazy/bizarre news stories that you love to love.
On Today's Show:
- Baby masturbation
- The motivational pedophile
Links:
PK&J Show: A brand new, FULL show!
Daily Source Code: Adam Played a DV promo on Monday's show! I (heart) Curry
July For Kings: Today's ending music. Tell 'em DV sent ya
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Distorted View
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Hey Freaks!
Cable/Internet is back on, just in time for a brand new Arrested Development tonight! We've got a big week ahead of us because Friday we celebrate DV's 1 year birthday! How cool is that!?
On Today's Show:
- The Great Bible/Porn Trade of 2005
- Wrestling in Graveyards
- Santa Shortages
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Hey Freaks!
Made it to the end of another week. And you know what? We did it together. I mean, if we can get through a whole week together, we can get through anything! I guess what I'm trying to say is... will you marry me? ... What? No? Well fuck you! I've been cheating on you with Karen anyways you bitch!
On Today's Show:
- Reading porn to preteens
- Let's play space monkey!
- See through pants
- Koko's nipple fetish
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Distorted View
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Hey Freaks!
Thank God I live in an apartment complex and can mooch off of a wireless connection! Otherwise you'd have no show and I'd be suicidal. In addition to the bizarre news, you'll hear the funniest line ever spoken after orgasm! It's DV's first official catchphrase.
On Today's Show:
- Elderly prostitutes
- Waving your gun (and dick) in the air
- Severed fingers! Cha-Ching!
- Horse fucker update!
Links:
Slave Girl Sophia: Post-Op Pussy Videos!
School of Podcasting: Get Skooled, Yo
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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