January 2006 Archives
Hey Freaks!
During the show I keep insisting it's Tuesday, February 1st. What can I say? Your host is a complete idiot. Enjoy Sextastic Tuesday!
On Today's Show:
- Kicking dogs into the sky
- New toliet technology
- Shit spills!
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Hey Freaks!
Hope you guys had a great weekend! Now you've got to go back to school or work, and that sucks. I'll do my best to help you through it with some seriously fucked up shit.
On Today's Show:
- Chomping on cock
- Sprinkling cocaine on cereal
- Celebrities hate children!
I forgot to thank Dylan for sending me the soundboard with the clips of the crazy christian lady. Thanks Dylan!
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Hey Freaks!
The weekly DV review show is on tonight at our regular time: 10:30PM Eastern! If you missed some Distorted View episodes and want to catch up, or if you just want to hear some of the best shit from the week, tune in to sayradio.com tonight!
Link: Say Radio!
Peace!
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Hey Freaks!
Have a great weekend! I'll be busy planning the 1st annual Distorted View Bizarre Sex Summer Games. Get ready for the freestyle gorilla mask and angry pirate longjump! Fuck the Winter Olympics!
On Today's Show:
- You're my Slave-Tard
- Prison Orgies
- Crack Dealer Business Cards
Links:
Mike's Playground: I touched the pussy, now you can too!
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Distorted View
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Hey Freaks!
Back with a brand new show! After yesterday's unexpected little vacation, I try to redeem myself by playing more bizarre audio, singing to you, and reading the fucked up news you crave.
On Today's Show:
- Strangled by a dog
- Roach-wiches
- Beating Old People with a 2x4
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Best-Of, Bitches.
On Today's Show:
- More elderly crack whore stories
- Man's best friend with benefits
- Killing and eating a woman's face
- Chopping off feet
Links:
The Starkcast: Pimping out his wife to DV
Coffee Geek: Caffeinated Podcast!
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Hey Freaks,
I think I fell into a coma last night. I totally meant to wak eup and do the show, but I didn't. So when I come home from work I'll slap up a Best-Of Show or somethin'
-Tim
Hey Freaks!
It's Tuesday, which means a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday. You can probably tell after listening to the show, I had a blast today. A Fantastic ST story (two words: amputee sex), excellent news stories (Crazians!), and the voice/emails from you were awesome. I give myself an A+. I love sucking my own dick.
On Today's Show:
- Finger Ripping Good!
- Urine-soaked windows
Links:
Sha-Pink: New ClickGrid sponsor! Garage Band from Hell!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
Back with the Monday podcast! I'm a little cranky on today's show, which is always a treat for you guys. Thanks for all the Emails, keep 'em coming!
On Today's Show:
- Killed By A Banana
- Swedish Cannibals
- Camera Phone Crotch Shot!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
I'm back here one more time this week with a new batch of audio oddities for your ears to feast upon. Thanks to everyone who continues to send me newstips and audio/video shit. You guys are the best.
On Today's Show:
- Umbrella's in your ass
- Toothy Prostitutes
- Fuck that cancer away
Links:
Say Radio: Tune in to Distorted Re-View this Sunday, 11:30PM
Dime-Bag Radio: I need another Dime-Bag!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! In addition to the crazy, bizarre news you love, I've got audio from a celebrity sex video! Exciting!
On Today's Show:
- Flashing Cock in Walmart
- Shit Spying
- Letting your babies burn
Links:
Butt Candle: Stick it!
Mike's Playground: Free Porn!
Some Guy's Myspace Page: Rawk!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Back with more distortion for ya! Today we learn about A Neo-Nazi Tween Duo act! I think I mis-pronounced the name Prussian Blue on today's show. Prussian (sounds like "Prush-in") refers to old Germany, I guess.
On Today's Show:
- Porn homework
- Gay cannibals
- Hey, there's a fetus on your back!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
Back with a brand edition of Sextastic Tuesday! I'm always looking for bizarre sex stories. If you run across one, Email it to me! Likewise, keep an eye and ear out for crazy videos and audio clips!
On Today's Show:
- Shit covered phones
- Stabbing necks and sipping Koolaid
Links:
TLA Raw: DV Welcomes it's newest Click Grid advertiser! Pr0n!
Polar Bear Cast: Another Click Grid Advertiser! From Sweden with love!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! I so don't feel like typing this out.
On Today's Show:
- Hey, that's my fetus!
- Filthy People
- Chewing on your Girlfriend's Face
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
It's the end of yet another week! I've had a blast with you, and can't wait to do it all over again on Monday. Thanks for all the E-mails and voicemails. Even though i can't read all of them on the air, I appreciate it! BTW, want to advertise on DV's site?
On Today's Show:
- Dildo Whackings!
- Naked, stun-gun toting crack whores!
- A double sex change
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
I'm having a blast this week with you guys! More great stuff to discuss including my impending financial doom, listener-submitted pictures, and of course: lube jobs.
On Today's Show:
- Teabagging!
- Where's your condom!?
- Bugs in your body
Links:
DV's Flickr Page: A parade of visual stupidity
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Hey Freaks!
I've got a very special episode of DV for you today! We take a trip to...The Tranny Zone! I play audio of elderly tranny's having sex, plus I interview a real, live post-op transexual! What kind of objects has she shoved in her bacon-hole? Tune in to find out!
On Today's Show:
- A crispy old person
- When Ren-fest geeks go bad
- Mousetrapping your penis
Links:
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Distorted View
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Hey Freaks!
Back here for the Tuesday show! I'm proud to say Sextastic Tuesday has returned! Enjoy the insanity. And hey, fork over some cash. I'm hurting here.
On Today's Show:
- Flaming rodents (No assholes involved)
- Like a boomerang to the head
- Here's your Stiffy
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Back to start a whole new week of DV with you! There's a little shit talk at the top of the show but then a firm promise to not talk about poop for the rest of the week. At all! No even a shit-slurping sound effect. Can I live up to that promise? Time will tell.
On Today's Show:
- Painting with tits
- Banging mannequins
- Unesafe sex: Hot and Herpe
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
Lots of great stuff on today's show! Enjoy this sum-bitch all weekend long and I'll be back on Monday to do it all over again! If you'd like to advertise on DV, check out our click-grid! $25 a pop gets you a square. I'll also try and mention your stuff on DV occasionally.
On Today's Show:
- Feces in the mail
- Condom Nuts
- A Real Life Garbage Pail Kid
Links:
Condom Nuts: Bust it!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
Back here with the big Thursday show! Enjoy the insanity. Remember to tell your friends about DV! Spread the distortion, bitches!
On Today's Show:
- Burn, Baby, Baby! Part Deux
- Shittin' & Shootin'
- Underage Teenage Wrestlers Gone Wild!
Links:
July For Kings: Today's ending music! Great band, great guys!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
Back with a brand new episode! Remember: if you freaks find funny/bizarre/gross things on the Internet, E-mail them to me! I love checking out what you guys have discoverd.
On Today's Show:
- Burn, Jesus, Burn!
- Burn, Baby, Burn!
- Elmo wants you to die
Links:
5 Minutes with Wichita: The Man, The Mystery, The Legend
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy this classic Sextastic Tuesday story! We're keeping with the Aunt Jemima theme we've got going here.
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
This is it! The very first episode of 2006! With any luck this will be The Year of DV, and the money will start pouring in for me. Back on Planet Reality(tm), here's what's coming up:
On Today's Show:
- Shit Coffee
- Swallowing Firecrackers
- Bloody Animal Heads
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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