February 2006 Archives
Hey Freaks!
It's time for a BRAND NEW Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the insanity! Remember: if you guys run across a funny news story, video clip, sound, send it to me! Better yet, if you run across any money, send that to me, too :)
On Today's Show:
- So, I Married A Goat
- How Fat is Too Fat?
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/28/06!
Hey Freaks!
Hope you had great weekend! On Sunday I sat in with Paul and Jeanette as they taped their shows for the week. If you want to hear even more Tim Henson, tune in to the latest PK&J Show.
On Today's Show:
- Sheet Metal Jesus
- Homeless Men Smuggling Sheep
- Banging Tweens
Links:
PK&J Show: How do you make one of the best podcasts even better? Just add Tim :)
Ebay: Here's The Jesus Sheet Metal Auction
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Distorted View
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/27/06!
Hey Freaks!
Back to end another week with you guys! Bored this weekend? Sift through our archives. All of January's shows (and a few of December's)are still online. Still bored? Nothing passes the time like sending me money!
On Today's Show:
- Liquid Shit
- Chicken Chuckers
- The Donkey Dicked Shopper Strikes Again
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/24/06!
Hey Freaks!
Today I share with you the movies I've received from TLA Raw! It's only a matter of time before I start pulling audio from Granny Gang Bang 5 to play for you guys! Enjoy the show!
On Today's Show:
- The Urine Drinker
- San Mateo Sodomy
- Mutant Chickens!!
Links:
TLA Raw: Normal porn + Granny Gangbangs! Something 4 Everyone!
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Distorted View
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/23/06!
Hey Freaks!
Quit Yer Bitchin! I gots a brand new show for you and it's pretty excellent! Like I said on the program, I'll be back in like 6 hours with your Friday program. It's a DVgasm!
On Today's Show:
- Flaming Cocks
- Death Over Toilet Paper
- More Creepy Cat People
Links:
TLA Raw: They hooked me up! Hardocre!
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Distorted View
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/22/06!
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy today's show! We revist dick cheese porn on Sextastic Tuesday, plus all of the twisted news your fragile little minds can handle. Voila!
On Today's Show:
- Canned Bird Heads
- Perm Press Preteens
- Nose Biting Part II
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Distorted View
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/20/06!
Hey Freaks!
Did you miss me? Well, good! I hope you've learned to appreciate what I do for you. I'm back to start a new week of shows with tons of fucked up stories for you today! Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- There's a Fetus Clogged in Your Pipe
- Nose Biting
- Tasty Penises
- Doorknob Fetishes
- Skeezy New Porn Stars
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Distorted View
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/20/06!
Hey Freaks!
Oh man, you're not going to like this, but today's I've got a..... BEST OF SHOW for you. Moohaha. Before you start bitching and moaning, just know that I've started a new day job and it's my first week, so there's a bit of adjusting for me to do. Ok, AND I'm lazy. Believe me, when the cash starts coming in from doing this show there will be a lot less best-of's :) I'm gonna buy me a boat!
On Today's Show:
- Dead Tigers
- Talking Penises
- Drunking Horseback Riding
Links:
TLA RAW: holy shit! Check out the Clickgrid! They're the biggest sponsor of the show! Rock on!
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Distorted View
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/16/06!
Hey Freaks!
It's a sad day in DV history as we learn what happened to the dickhole guy and why he won't be sitting down with me for an interview. Plus, more audio insanity.
On Today's Show:
- When Dumbasses Crucify Themselves
- Limbless babies
- X-Rated Cookies
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/15/06!
Hey Freaks!
Happy Valentine's Day! If you have no one to love today, feel free to claim me as your boyfriend, fucktoy, or anonymous sex partner. I'll take what i can get. And while you're feeling shitty about yourself, why not fork over some cash! Donations to the show are gladly accepted. You can always tell when bill time is upon me, because that's when I really start to bitch and whine.
On Today's Show:
- Dickhole activity across the world!
- Drunken Buggy-ing
- A Romantic Sextastic Tuesday Story
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Distorted View
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/14/06!
Hey Freaks!
Back to start a new week with you. Here we go!
On Today's Show:
- Dunkin Grossnuts
- Pre-Teen Drug Use
- Backpack Babies!
Links:
Podcast of Myspace Musicians: New ClickGrid Sponsor!
TLA Raw: I hear Jesus Christ is a serial rapist
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/13/06!
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! I start your weekend off with never before heard dickhole guy audio! Don't forget about Distorted Review, the half hour show on sayradio.com where I play my favorites clips from the past week of shows.
On Today's Show:
- Sucking on dog teets
- Feces-mailing nomads
- Cartwheeling naked
Links:
2Guys1Brain: More Podcastin' Goodness
July For Kings: One of my favorite bands. Today's ending music was JFK. Check out their site and buy their newest album online!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/10/06!
Hey Freaks!
Back with another brand new episode for you! This episode is made even more special by a listener-submitted DV Megmix! Huge thanks to Daniel for putting in the work. It turned out awesome!
On Today's Show:
- Explosive Condoms of Doom(tm)
- Celebrity AIDS testing
- Watching children piss and shit. Is that wrong?
Links:
The Superficial: My new favorite site
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/09/06!
Hey Freaks!
Here it is! For once I actually make good on a promise and give you the REAL February 8th show. News stories, women farting, and extended dickhole guy audio! Worth the wait, right? No? Fuck you.
On Today's Show:
- News Flash: Britney Spears is RETARDED
- Like a sharp needle in your eye
- French kissing chickens
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/08/06!
Hey Freaks!
Best-Of Show right now, new show later today (4 or 5PM?). Enjoy the insanity!
On Today's Show:
- Daycare Truth & Dare
- Underage Highschool Girls Gone Wild
- Shit Babies!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/08/06!
Hey Freaks!
Last week we read a strange Sextastic Tuesday story, but this week, it's just kind of gross. Fast forward to 12:36 if you want to skip the insanity.
On Today's Show:
- Naked Pedestrians
- Library Masturbation
- Flaming Fords!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/07/06!
Hey Freaks!
Here we go again. Back to start a brand new week with you twisted freaks. Remember to click on some of our ClickGrid sponsors. These guys had the balls to advertise on this trainwreck of a podcast, so the least you could do is check them out.
On Today's Show:
- Eating eyes!
- George Clooney's cock trick
- Penis on the windshield
Links:
5 Minutes with Witchita: He's precious
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/06/06!
Hey Freaks!
We're ending the week in a big, big way! In addition to all of the typical sick shit, I've got a special present for you! You asked for it, and I finally deliver: A brand new Skank! What happens when I pretend to be a 14 year old girl looking for sex on a voice chat program? A virtual Gorilla mask!
On Today's Show:
- Killing Oprah
- Huffing Butane
- Death by teeth
Links:
Podcast 411: The DV Interview!
Free Talk Live: Puke's favorite podcast!
OnePointThree: Rocking your face, Bagpipe style
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Time to vote!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/03/06!
Hey Freaks!
So the deal is I'm trying to find a new day job (one that won't make me want to bludgeon the general public), and I was off doing interviews and stuff today. So, here's a best of show for you to feast on. Actually, these sketches were recorded awhile ago, but they were never played on the show. So it's all New to You(tm)
- The Susan Sarandon Do-Gooder Awards
- News Legion 6
- Tim Speaks to his Vagina
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Time to vote!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 2/02/06!
Hey Freaks!
It's February! For serious this time. In addition to the crazy news stories today, I talk about the insane amount of feedback I've received for the Sonic the Hedgehog porn! Enjoy
On Today's Show:
- Dog Shit & Ham Sandwich
- Return of the penis muncher
- Stoner toddlers
- Reading porn while driving
Links:
ITRadio: Paper covers rock
A time and a Plate: Clock covers wall
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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