March 2006 Archives
Hey Freaks!
It's a very special Friday, as I've got a new vidcast for you to feast upon!
What happens when Public Television takes a children's TV show from Germany and translates it into english? Satanism, Nazi's, and homocidal fat girls, that's what!
This should work on all video iPods, iTunes, and Quicktime. It's in mp4 format. Enjoy!
I'll be back tomorrow (Saturday) with more DV for you as we continue to celebrate DV's 300th episode milestone.
-Tim
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/31/06!
300th Show!
Hey Freaks!
Who would have thought I would stick with DV for over 300 podcasts! More puzzling is why YOU stuck with DV for over 300 podcasts! Thanks so much for all of your support, emails, voicemails, donations, gifts, etc. You freaks are the BEST!
On Today's Show:
- Litter Jizzing
- Pour a hot cup of piss on your face
- Play-Doh Pricks
Links:
Digital Fidelity: Newest ClickGrid Sponsor featuing DV Music!
Crazy Chick Sex: Is she retarded? Thanks to Luke for sending this in.
Bear Podcast: From today's voicemail! Grrr..Woof!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/30/06!
Hey Freaks!
I'm back here once again, doing my thing. Thanks for all the great E-mails and paypal donations! Remember, you get a bumper sticker when you donate! It's called an incentive (or a bribe). Thanks to Taylor for sending in the funny weatherman clips. I forgot to thank him on the show.
On Today's Show:
- Death By Dinnerware
- Pee splashing
- Satan Mobile
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/29/06!
Hey Freaks!
It's Tuesday...and it's Sextastic! That's right, I've got a brand new story for you today. It's more insensitive than it is gross, so all of you who are squimish about the content, you may want to check out today's show. It probably won't make you vomit :)
On Today's Show:
- The bleach that burns lesbian's faces!
- Overheating gimp suits
- Meatless suicide
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/28/06!
Hey Freaks!
Back with the big Monday show! I've got it all today: cola, hair, And show news! If you'd like a bumper sticker, paypal me some cash and I'll get one out to you!
On Today's Show:
- Poodle Rape
- Shit Slippin'
- Armless drivers
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/27/06!
Hey Freaks!
I'm back with the Friday show! Thanks for all the great E-mails, voicemails, and news tips coming in! You freaks rock! Enjoy the weekend, and we'll be back on Monday!
On Today's Show:
- Sword-forced blowjobs
- Farty chairs
- Oil me up!
Links:
Tim & Eric: Tim got stabbed by some drugged up freak! Get well soon!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/24/06!
Hey Freaks!
More audio insanity for you today on the Wednesday show! Again, if you'd like to be entered in to the drawing for Lactmania 11: Lactate Harder (not the real title), today's the last day to donate some money to me. I'll pick a winner on the Thursday show. I use the term "winner" extremely loosely.
On Today's Show:
- Shocking the crap out of children
- Yet another dick slicer
- Attack at the BK
Links:
July For Kings: Today's closing music! Check them out!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/22/06!
Hey Freaks!
Tuesday is upon us, and I've got a classic Sextastic Tuesday story for you! Plus, brand new news stories, and a DV porno giveaway (with donation)
On Today's Show:
- Severed Heads!
- Finger biters!
- Designer toilet paper!
Links:
Mike and Ted: Newest Clickgrid Sponsor! Check 'em out!
Lactmania 11: This movie could be yours! There 26 Lactmania movies. WTF!?
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/21/06!
Hey Freaks!
Back for the big Monday podcast! I've got funny audio, bizarre news stories, and that tangy ranch flavor you've grown to expect from DV!
On Today's Show:
- Stealing Piss
- Throwing severed dicks
- A real, live, hog fucker!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote! Make Distorted View Number 4!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/20/06!
Hey Freaks!
I've got a big show for you today. Tons of fun stuff to go over in addition to the crazy news stories. You'll also hear my choking on balls. What the hell am I talking about? Tune in and find out!
On Today's Show:
- An alcoholic dog
- Yet another pervy teacher
- Blowing your load on the sidewalk
Links:
TLARaw: The only online porno store who can make me gag on balls
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote! It's your duty!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/17/06!
Hey Freaks!
Tampon talk continues on today's DV! I've also good some great news stories, and you're introduced to my evil twin who says the things I'm too much of a pussy to say.
On Today's Show:
- Ex-Prostitute Nurses
- Return of the biting teacher
- Miss Deaf Texas didn't hear it coming. Choo-Choo.
Links:
Meathole: The foot fuck video featured on the show
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote! It's your duty!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/16/06!
Hey Freaks!
Back with a brand new episode! Thanks for all the E-mails and news tips! Keep them coming!
On Today's Show:
- Penis chew toys
- Why mobile homes and firecrackers don't mix
- An iron pipe to the head
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: vote! It's your duty!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/15/06!
Hey freaks!
Best of today. No time for shownotes! enjoy
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: vote! It's your duty!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/14/06!
Hey freaks!
Enjoy the Monday show! Too drunk to do show notes!
On today's show
- A fecal flood!
- The never-ending erection
- rectums on fire!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: vote! It's your duty!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/13/06!
Hey Freaks!
What a way to end the week! An amazing Distorted View songs kicks off the show. Thanks to everyone who continues to send me news tips, audio, video, and all the other shit you freaks pass along to me.
On Today's Show:
- Urine Flood
- Psycho Goes to Walgreens
- Is That A Dead Chinchilla In Your Maibox?
Links:
Baby Fur: I mean, WTF?
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Vote!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/10/06!
Hey Freaks!
Another fun show today, aside from audio clipping issues. Warning: return of the shit slurper! I have warned you all!
On Today's Show:
- Shit Death
- Shit Smearing
- Pigging out on corpses
Links:
Pounced: Furry Personal Ads!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Vote!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/09/06!
Hey Freaks!
Here's your Sextastic Wednesday! I'm still planning to have PK&J's Jeanette read a story on an upcoming edition, so I want you guys to find the most twisted story you can for her.
On Today's Show:
- Condom Trees!
- Slithering Snakes
- Sex Toy Vending Machines
Links:
July For Kings: Here's the band I talked about today
Tim's Myspace: <-- friend whore
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Vote!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/08/06!
Hey Freaks!
The site is back up! RAWK ON! It's been a shitty 24/36 hours as my server that holds the mp3's wasn't working and then distortedview.com's mySQL database went tits up. I think everything is working now, and you should be able to access the past shows as well (the last 35 or so)
On Today's Show:
- Shit pants!
- Chainsawed Legs
- Nipple Twisters!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Vote!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/06/06!
Hey Freaks!
The Tim Henson Suicide Watch is almost over: Television critic Tim Goodman has reported that my beloved Arrested Development WILL be back. Showtime has signed a 2-year, 26 episode deal! Now, before the new season starts, rent or buy seasons one and two on DVD and see why I jizz in my pants whenever I hear the words "come on!"
On Today's Show:
- Dump your babies!
- Baby Jesus Buttplugs
- Fish Fillet Drug Bust
Links:
PK&J Show: Listen To Tim Laugh, Sing, Dance and Play With PK&J
Baby Jesus: Like you've never seen him before
KFOG: Critic Tim Goodman spills the AD beans!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Vote!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/03/06!
Hey Freaks!
I'm back! Sorry there was no show yesterday! I really intended on doing one, but I just didnt have the time. To make it up to you, if you're ever in the Columbus, Ohio area I will sleep with you. I'll sleep with anyone, and I've got the crabs to prove it.
On Today's Show:
-The Gayken!
- Tranny Go Pee-Pee
- Vodka Fight!
- Heroin Chic 101
Links:
PK&J Show: The second show I guested on! More PK&J&TH magic
The Morning Wood: Start your day with an audio stiffy
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Vote!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 3/02/06!
Hey Freaks!
A New show will up be later today!
