April 2006 Archives
Hey Freaks!
Back with a special Sunday show for you freaks. Skip church and tune in to farting ministers and sheep shit. Amen!
On Today's Show:
- Fried Sheep Turds
- Employee Spank-Off
- Tragic Goth Masturbators
Links:
The Farting Preacher: The stench of salvation
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Hey Freaks!
Back with the Friday! Come for the fucked up news, stay for my rants against the elderly. Today: how an old man nearly killed me, and my sweet, sweet revenge. Enjoy! Want a Saturday show? Fork over some green, bitches.
On Today's Show:
- The Horse Fucker Cometh
- Seal Placenta
- Smoke A Little Crack, Get A Little Electrocuted
Links:
PK&J Show: Send your love and dog-healing mojo their way
Bear Podcast: Back-hair braiding tips, and anal bleaching tricks!
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy this best-of show from June 2005. I'll either be back a bit later today, or Friday with some new shit for you. Until then, stay freaky!
On Today's Show:
- Marrying your rapist!
- The goats 4 cocaine program
- Yet another penis chopped off
Plus, tons of Email and Voicemail!
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Hey Freaks,
Holy shit! I'm back with the Wednesday show! Enjoy the bad rapping, tourette's-fueled screaming, and of course, the fucked up news.
On Today's Show:
- Vomit Bags
- Glued throats
- Grillin' Momma
Links:
The Closet Geek Show: Brent got us the audio of Drew Curtis from Fark! Thanks Brent!
Brianisinyou: At first it hurts, but then it's kind of nice.
Tourette's Guy: These Fish Sticks are Hard As Tits!!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 04/26/06
Hey Freaks!
Man, have I got a Sextastic Tuesday for you! It's literally a HUGE show, clocking in at almost 28 minutes. It's also, quite possibly, the most offensive sextastic tuesday story EVER. If you're easily offended, I highly suggest you skip this one.
On Today's Show:
- Hot Meat Cleaver Action
- Mummified babies!
Links:
Fark: Thanks to Drew Curtis for recording a DV intro
Professor P's Porn Panorama: Get Some!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 04/25/06
Hey Freaks!
Hope you all had a fantastic weekend! It's time to buckle the fuck down and start a brand new week of DV! Remember to help Spread The Distortion(tm) and tell everyone about the show! Bring some new freaks over to the dark side.
On Today's Show:
- Mommy, why did you amputate me?
- Like a nail gun to the head
- Dildo No Mo'?
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 04/24/06
Hey Freaks!
I'm back! I still have a cold, but fuck it all to hell. You'll just have to deal with my sniffling and blowing my nose. Another great show! Will there be a Saturday show!? Only you can make the difference! Paypal today, enjoy audio from shit-videos tomorrow!
On Today's Show:
- Fags Flame On!
- Showertime horror!
- Small Penis Suicide
Links:
Whitesword TV: It just sounds racist
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 04/21/06
So, I've come down with a yet another fucking cold. I don't think this one is going to be too bad, though. I don't quite feel like death or anything. Nonetheless, instead of doing a new show, or (god forbid) a Best-of show, here's a Vidcast!
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Watch today's vidcast: Clinique!
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! I have nothin else to add, so here's the ingredients to Mountain Blast Powerade: Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Maltodexterin, Citric Acid, Natural Flavors, Salt, Potassium Phosphate...etc
On Today's Show:
- Death: The perfect birthday gift
- Flesh eating fish! Look years younger!
- Placenta Yum Yum
Cheryl: Check out her Whorehole
PK&J Show: Yesterday's Sextastic Tuesday was a hit!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 04/19/06
Hey Freaks!
It's Tuesday, and I've got a new Sextastic Tuesday story...with a little help from some friends. Enjoy the insanity.
On Today's Show:
- Flame On, Buick Skylark!
- The Piss Bucket
- Sewing lips
Links:
Me & The Bean: As heard on today's DV!
THe PK&J Show: Just one more reason why I'm madly in love with them
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 04/18/06
I'm recovering from all of my INSANE celebrating of the resurrection of Jesus. Here's a Best-Of Show.
On Today's Show:
- Oh, I've got a splitting penis!
- Why is your ass ringing?
- Crashing with cocaine...and a toddler.
Plus, we visit the Celebrity Nametron 7800 for another installment of Celebrity Rumors
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 04/17/06
Hey Freaks!
You did it. You won me over with that smile of yours. More importantly, you came through with some Paypal donations, and so I'm more than happy to present to you a Saturday show! Enjoy the program, have a great and safe Easter, and join me back on Monday to do it all over again. Keep those Easter donations to me comin'!
On Today's Show:
- A Diaper Dump!
- Domestic Abuse + Child Porn! Double Whammy!
- Necrophiliac Lovin'
Links:
I Hate Cheese: That's right, cheddar, I'm talking to you.
PK&J Show: Featuring a PK&J Porno!
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Distorted View
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Hey Freaks!
It's new music Friday as we unveil Ty's brand new DV song! Plus, we're getting closer to finding doll porn! If the donations come in, I'll do a Saturday show! If not, have a great weekend and I'll see you back here on Monday!
On Today's Show:
- A Cup full of poop
- A gardenhose up the ass
- Dumb ways to burn yourself
Links:
Barbie Dolls: Falling into the Gap
Ty's Email Address: Have an idea for a DV song? Ty wants to hear it! He may end up recording a song based on it!
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Hey Freaks,
Enjoy the podcast! Lots of great audio today along with some twisted news. I'll be back tomorrow and possibly Saturday with more crap.
On Today's Show:
- Spear fight!
- Drool or cum? You decide
- Fakin' Cancer
Link:
Snopes: The Truth on Fanta
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Distorted View
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Hey Freaks!
America's Favorite Podcast* is back with a brand new episode! Hey, why not fork over some cash? I need it more than you, and I'm a goddamn media darling. Paypal me today, get a DV bumper sticker sometime within the next year and a half!
On Today's Show:
- Old men whacking off
- Hardcore basic cable
- Topless Wax Jobs
Links:
Diary of A Clay Aiken Fucker: The man, the legend, the cum rag
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Hey Freaks1
Let the hate mail start pouring in! It's another best-of show! By request, I give you Aunt Jemima eating out Mrs. Butterworth. Sextastic Gold!
On Today's Show:
- Toilet Training Asians
- Penis-Shaped Damage
- Maple queefs
Links:
My Flickr Page: New pics! Including the Bathroom Mold of Doom!
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Hey Freaks!
It's a brand new week full of optimism and endless possibilities! It only takes a day or two to break my spirit and render me semi-suicidal, so enjoy today's podcast where I'm happy, upbeat, and vulgar as usual.
On Today's Show:
- Teen Prostitute Crack Addict Action Squad
- Sniff Freaks!
- Asparagus-picking gimps
Links:
Podcheck Review: Scott Fletcher's podcast
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The show is coming in late, but if you're on the West Coast, it's still Saturday! Enjoy the weekend program, and I'll see you back on Monday to start a brand new week of audio insanity!
On Today's Show:
- Is that a gun in your vagina?
- Skillet face!
- Rubbing one outside
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Friday program and I'll be back tomorrow for a Saturday cast*
On Today's Show:
- Tasering the elderly
- Stealing from cancer kids
- Pedophile photoshoot!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 4/07/06!
* Most likely.
Hey Freaks!
What a day! Unicorn sex videos, clips from Madge Weinstein's Yeast Radio, plus all of the bizarre news stories you've grown to tolerate(tm)from DV. Enjoy the stupdity!
On Today's Show:
- Explosive penis enlargements
- White trash / latin trash baby showers
- XXX bibles
Links:
Unicorn Porn: Everyone say, "Thank You, Wes!"
Tranny Wreck: I'm wrist-deep inside of her
Yeast Radio: God love that bloated cunt
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Distorted View
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Hey Freaks!
I'm back after our Classique Sextastic Tuesday show. Today's program is jam-packed and I had a blast taping it. Hope you enjoy the insanity.
On Today's Show:
- Why does the tip of my broomstick smells like shit?
- Glued asses
- He blowed up his hand
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Distorted View
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Hey Freaks!
It's time for a classic(ish) edition of Sextastic Tuesday! A few listeners requested the Grandma porn story, and I'm happy to replay it for you. Enjoy the best-of show and I'll see you back tomorrow!
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 4/04/06!
Hey Freaks!
Back to start a whole new week of shows with you! Remember: if you have a funny video/audio clip, or a newstip, E-mail me! While I can't reply to all of your mail, I definately DO appreciate it. You guys rock!
On Today's Show:
- Castration Dungeon
- Beaten and shit-faced
- Teacher hickeys
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Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 4/03/06!
Hey Freaks!
Here's another vidcast for you. Remember the commercial for "Vagina Tales", my one-man show, that has been played on DV a few times? Here's the video to go along with it. Enjoy!
Remember to vote for DV on Podcast Alley. It's a new month!
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Distorted View
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Watch to today's vidcast: Distorted View Daily: 4/02/06!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 4/01/06!
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Links:
Lazy Boy: Made a DV Flash Cartoon and It's fucking hilarious!
- Babies + Freezer + Concrete = DV Gold
- Piss Pop
- How much is your toddler worth?
On Today's Show:
Hey! Looky here! A Saturday show! Can you believe it? I know I can't. Plus, tomorrow I'll be unleashing ANOTHER vid-cast! Remember "Tim Henson's Vagina Tales" I played a few times on the show? Now you can watch it! Join me back here tomorrow for that! BTW, something doesnt seem right today...
Hey Freaks!
