May 2006 Archives
Hey Freaks!
One more show for the month of May before we kick its ugly ass out the door. Make way for June. June is a sexy, kinky month that will do all of the things that May called "sick". Enjoy the show!
On Today's Show:
- Poison Milk with Vitamin DEATH!
- Introducing the first political party for pedophiles!
- Baby on tumble dry!
Links:
Dr. Leonard's: Do some digging and find some f'ed up gems
PK&J Show: Catch them before they go on hiatus!
DV IRC Chatroom: irc://irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Let's end May on top!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/31/06
Hey Freaks!
I'm alive! There was no show on Memorial Day and last Friday I was really sick, but I'm all better. To make up for the last day(s) and to try and drum up some fresh donations, today's show is nearly an hour long. Enjoy the extended stupidity.
On Today's Show:
- Pussy goes boom
- Flaming dicks
- Crazy naked people
- Retarded prostitutes
- Protesting vampires
Plus much more!
Links:
I Hate That Girl: All the stuff you love and hate
Cheryl: You heard her whore hole today on the show
DV IRC Chatroom: irc://irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/30/06
Hey Freaks,
I spent about 5 hours spweing everything that resided in my body, including a few major organs, I fear. It's been about 7 hours since I last puked, but I still kind of feel like shit. Hopefully there will be a show later today if I'm feeling better.
Believe it or not, I tried to record myself puking, because the sounds I was making were fucking fantastic. I fucked it up, but believe me, if should I need to vomit again, DV will be there :)
Later freaks,
-T
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show. I'm tired. Goodnight.
On Today's Show:
- Toe Lickers!
- Fake Vaginas!
- Creepy, Drunk Teachers!
Links:
Cool Short: From my buddy Chad
Marcus: Is Funny!(dotcom) Today's Clickgrid sponsor!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/25/06
Hey Freaks,
Enjoy the show today! I tried to limit my donation and clickgrid talk to give you a break from all of the shameless begging I've been doing. But seriously, fork over some bones.
On Today's Show:
- Drugged Titties
- More dick chomping
- Don't piss on the plants
Links:
Dallas Gay Pod: A fag and a hag talking sex!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/24/06
Hey Freaks!
We're back with a brand new show, although the Sextastic Tuesday story is a repeat in an attempt to punish you for not donating to DV's pledge drive. Ultimately, I felt bad about this and ended up recording a 30+ minute program for you. Enjoy.
On Today's Show:
- Flame On, Dipshits!
- Touch yourself: It's May
- Freddy Krueger strikes again!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: We're clinging to the top 10! Vote
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/23/06
Hey Freaks!
Hope you all had a great weekend! On today's show you hear what happens when you masturbate with numbing toothache gel. That's right, the Windowlicker took my suggestion from last week's show and jacksoff with a Orajel. Video coming soon.
On Today's Show:
- A pencil in the ass
- 2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper
- Revenge of the Testicle Bandit
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: We're in the top 10! VOTE!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/22/06
Hey Freaks!
It's late, I'm tired, so these shownotes will be short. Enjoy the Friday program! I may be back tomorrow for a Saturday show, but you know what you need to do to make that happen. Later! Sorry if you Skyped me but you're not on the show. I had to cut a few things out for technical reasons.
On Today's Show
- Could be a crackhead!
- President Phil Cockhole?
- Jerking off for the kids
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: We're in the top 10!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/19/06
Hey Freaks!
Back for another installment of audio stupidity! Remember to vote for Distorted View at Podcast Alley! We're sooooo close to the top 10! If you can get me into the top 5, I'll throw you guys a pizza party!
On Today's Show:
- Torn Testicles
- Footlicker!
- Naughty teacher
Links:
Buy Dublin Dr Pepper: Made with pure cane sugar!
PK&J Show: A DV Approved Podcast!
Nobody Likes Onions: A DV Approved Podcast!
The Mechhead Podcast: Today's Featured Clickgrid sponsor!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Please vote for DV! We're almost in the top 10!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/18/06
Hey Freaks!
Back for the Wednesday show. In addition to twisted news, I usher in a brand new American Idol segment that we will probably never revisit. Enjoy it while you can. Plus, a live phone call, your voicemails, and my delicious 3 bean hummus recipe!
On Today's Show:
- If a tree crushes a toddler in the woods, does anyone care?
- When Smurfs Attack!
- Pink Taco
Links:
Vote For IT Radio: They're in the finals!!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Please vote for DV! We're almost in the top 10!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/17/06
Hey Freaks!
Ok, I feel much better about this week's Sextastic Tuesday, although there is very little "sex" involved with it. Enjoy the insanity! Thanks for all of the E-mails and Voicemails you freaks have been sending in, and a I've got to thank Dick once again for the great ST opening.
On Today's Show:
- Severed hands
- Homeless fucking
- Bloated corpses
Links:
Two Guys With Foreskins: They look like windsocks
I Hate Cheese: Grrr..Cheese.
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Please vote for DV! It shows you have a big cock.
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/16/06
Hey Freaks!
Back to start a whole new week of shows! What's the best way to get over a nasty case of the Monday's? How about listening to pedophiles! Yeeeah! Plus a brand new Insensitive Re-Enactment(tm)!
On Today's Show:
- Mowing down your child
- Eating dirt
- Bloody tongue's
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Please vote for DV! It shows you care.
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/15/06
Hey Freaks!
A Saturday show!? Could it be? Why yes, it's a reality. Enjoy the funny and I'll see you and your tight little packages back here on Monday to do it all over again. Oh, and paypal me! I have a kitty cat dying of cancer and my baby needs food!
On Today's Show:
- There's cum in my shoe!!
- Mrs. Mangled Legs walks again!!
- Toothy Tweeny Blowjobs!!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: I did a Saturday show! Please vote for DV! These colors don't bleed. Let the Eagle soar!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 05/13/06
Hey Freaks!
We break 30 minutes today, which is something we've only done once before on a normal show, I believe. It's just another attempt to have you guys forget about the Sextastic Tuesday trainwreck earlier in the week.
On Today's Show:
- Girlfriend scalping
- Broomstick lovin'
- Assault with a deadly condiment
Links:
DV Animated Cartoon: Lazy Boy's Newest Creation! Great shit!
Recruit's Livejournal: Today's featured ClickGrid sponsor
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
Another insane edition of the podcast! Thanks for all the donations and clickgrid purchases! We're finally getting this pledge drive thing off the ground, and I have you freaks to thank! Keep it up!
On Today's Show:
- Baby limbs!
- Stupid Floridians
- Belt Abuse
- Tea shits
Links:
EW Promotional Designs: Today's Featured Clickgrid Sponsor!
Vote For IT Radio: This link goes right to the voting page!
Gary Brickel: Designer of the DV Purse!
Linda Finkle: Oh, sweet Jesus.
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
After an abortion of a show yesterday, I'm pleased to say I'm back with a vengence. I'm pretty much a giant dick for the 20+ minute program, which turned out pretty great. Enjoy and remember that today is the very last day for the DV Auction (it ends in the early afternoon)
On Today's Show:
- Attacked with a dildo
- Shit Cookies
- Is it rape if it's with a prostitute? Nah..
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey freaks!
Honestly, this is a pretty mediocre show. Nonetheless, it isn't all bad, and a new show always beats a Best-Of, right? Aw, fuck it. Enjoy the mediocrity.
On Today's Show:
- Saudi Cock No More
- Is there such thing a thing as too horny?
- Ninjas hate porn
Links:
Your Next Drink: 25,000 ways to get loaded
Tangents: The podcast, the legend
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
Hope you guys had a great weekend, but it's time to buckle the fuck down and get back to the insanity. Enjoy the show! There's only a few days left on the DV E-bay auction! Check it out!
On Today's Show:
- Dildo Write-Offs
- Hammered Head
- Reefer Momma
Links:
The Dan and Scott Show: Gone but not forgotten
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks
There was no show yesterday, but today I give you what you've been wanting for awhile now: a brand new skank! You'll never believe what my newest victim is in to. It's fucking fantastic!
On Today's Show:
- Pickled dead people!
- Injecting yourself with battery acid
- Donkey Kong
Links:
Animated DV Cartoon: Lazy Boy created a new one!
PK&J Show: Happy Birthday Paul!
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Like the skank? Vote for us and show your support
Hey Freaks!
Back with more crapola for you. I have nothing else to add, so here's some random urine facts! Urine is 95% water, in which are dissolved urea, uric acid, creatinine, and other waste products. U.S. Navy Seals sometimes urinate in their pants during cold water training exercises, in order to stay warm. In Pre-Colonial Peru, the Inca washed their children's hair with urine as a remedy for head lice.
On Today's Show:
- Crusty old chick marries ugly young guy
- Brokeneck Mountain
- Bumfightz!
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Vote!
Hey Freaks!
Back with a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday. It's really quite disgusting. I know you freaks will love it. Plus, I've got more twisted news for you, and an E-bay Auction update!
On Today's Show:
- Finger Foods
- Naked Freeway Dance Party
- Pedophile Shoe Fetishes
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Vote!
Hey Freaks!
Back to start a whole new week of twisted shit. On the show I mention I'd be providing the link to DV Radio, but Live365 continues to suck ass. It only allows me to play three songs by the same artist in a three hour period, and it thinks "Distorted View" episodes are in violation of that rule. Fuck it all. Instead, check out the awesome E-bay auction for one of a kind DV shit
On Today's Show:
- Headless Corpses
- The Titty Suck-a-thon
- Horny old ladies!
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Vote!
