June 2006 Archives
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the big Friday show! I could very well be back this weekend with another dose of DV, but that's up to you guys! Oh, and don't forget about the advertising auction that ends today!
On Today's Show:
- Anal Illumination
- Skull Bongs!
- Tranny Terrorism
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/30/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the stupid show! I *HEART* u.
On Today's Show:
- The Penis Pumper Strikes Again!
- Old Naked Flesh
- Dick Obsessed and Deadly
Links:
The Triscast: Click it before you stick it!
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/29/06
Hey Freaks!
It's late. Here's barebone shownotes. I'll update this later.
On Today's Show:
- Fruity Semen!
- Severed Fingers
- Rush Limbaugh on Viagra
Plus much more!
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/28/06
Hey Freaks!
It's Saextastic Tuesday! Today I read you some homemade cockroach porn. Enjoy the program, and don't forgot to E-mail or Voicemail me! I love hearing from you guys!
On Today's Show:
- Hymen Stitching
- Hey, Grandma is a Cannibal
- Homeless people up in flames
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/27/06
Hey Freaks!
Well hello there! I hope you guys had a great weekend! But now it's time to buckle down and get back to the audiophonic stupidity that is Distorted View. Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- Porn on a slow work day
- Cockroach in your ear
- Carving your girlfriend's back
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Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/26/06
Hey Freaks!
You gots yourselfs a brands new DV (and a few extra s's). Enjoy the program and I'll see you back here tomorrow to start a brand new week! Check out the new E-bay auction! A 2-Week sponsorship deal is being auctioned off.
On Today's Show:
- Breast Mashing
- A 10 Year Erection
- Top Shelf Library Smut
Links:
Ebay Auction: Distorted View Sponsorship!
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Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/25/06
Hey Freaks!
TGIF!!!!!(shoot me) Enjoy the podcast. In addition to the usual stupidity, I've got more behind-the-scenes stories, including why I hate Adam Curry's stupid producer.
On Today's Show:
- Global Sex Freaks
- A Creepy Janitor
- A Lexmark Injekt tattoo?
Links:
Tim and Eric: Creators of Tom Goes to the Mayor & Super Sweethearts
Pretty Necklace Auction: Check it out!
More DV related auctions: Bid Bid Bid! Comics!
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Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/23/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! Along with the news today, I have another story to share from my "real-life" that is making me paranoid. Now, everyone do some Laughing Yoga(tm) and enjoy the stupidity.
On Today's Show:
- Sniffing gas (and underage pussy)
- Dead dogs as weapons
- I'll See your mom in AOHELL! har har
Links:
The Consumerist: Home of the AOL story
Aboot Games: Crazy Canucks
Keith and the Girl: Legendary Podstars
Ugly American's Travel Guide: A travel guide for the hidious
Evil Village: A town of DOOOOMMM!!
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Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/22/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! Along with the news, I alaso have some funny audio to share, and behind-the-scenes drama that is farking retarded. The video featuring The Windowlicker rubbing one out using Orjel is now online. You've been warned.
On Today's Show:
- The Case of the Penis Pumping Judge
- Roadkill from heaven
- Urine soaked bread
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Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/21/06
Hey Freaks!
Big show! Brand new Sextastic Tuesday, twisted news, and a special DV tribute. Enjoy the program!
On Today's Show:
- When fat people die
- Wrinkled people can spell. Whoop-dee-doo
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Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/20/06
Hey Freaks!
Back for a brand new week of shows! Enjoy the stupidity. If you missed it, I did a weekend show for you guys yesterday. Also, Kroger has Doritos on sale: 2 for $2! Can you believe it!? Super bargain.
On Today's Show:
- Smelly Germans (are there any other kind? har har har)
- Teenager drink and do drugs? Noooo...
- An impaled pervert
Links:
NAMBLA's Pretty Woman: Now On You Tube!
DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
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Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/19/06
Hey Freaks!
As promised, here is the weekend show! In addition to the twisted news you've grown to tolerate(tm), I've got a brand new skank for you! Plus, I give away two gift certificates to freaks who have donated in the last month. It's a busy, disgusting show! Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- Flying Severed Heads
- Granny Porn!
- The Lactation Station
Links:
Anime-Pulse: Pulsating, Throbbing, Hardcore Anime Action
Macaroon Ave: Now On You Tube!
DV Teabagging: Now on You Tube!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/18/06
Hey Freaks!
Got a great show for you today! Enjoy the program! There very well could be a weekend show if you little gumdrops come through with a few donations! *Kisses* Your BFF, Tim
On Today's Show:
- Ice Cream Truck Gangs
- A Cock Flashing at The Fashion Bug
- Sexual Assault by a crippled
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/16/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Thursday show! Got some crazy audio/video or news story? Email me with it! I live for that shit.
On Today's Show:
- Naked Blood Squirters
- Gorgyles!
- Dirty Uncut Dicks
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/15/06
Hey Freaks,
I've got a great show for you today, plus your chance to win some valuable gift certificates! Come for the audio pornography, stay for the bloomin' onions. Enjoy.
On Today's Show:
- More shit injections
- Waking up with an Alcholic
- Salt overdose
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/14/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show!
On Today's Show:
- Killed by sausage
- More mentally ill sex
- Troublesome gays
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/13/06
Hey Freaks!
I'm still not feeling 100%, but nonetheless I'm back! I've missed you twisted little freaks! Enjoy the show, and I promise they'll continue to get better as I get better :)
On Today's Show:
- Eating Baby Ears!
- Tard shooting
- Another mom-whore
Links:
Brian: He's in you
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Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/12/06
Hey Freaks!
Yeah, it's a best of show. Fuck you.
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Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/09/06
Hey Freaks
Shownotes will pop up sometime if I don't die.
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Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/08/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! That's all I have to say to you today. Oh, don't forget to bid on Gary Brickel's DV inspired purse. I signed it and it comes with bumper stickers and other goodies from my collection of weird crap.
On Today's Show:
- Alabama Pony Fuckers
- Sex with the senile
- Hey, Mommy is a Whore
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/07/06
Hey Freaks!
It's 6/6/6! I'm doing today's show for you, Damien. It's a another freak-filled episode with a brand new installment of Sextastic Tuesday. Also on today's show, an old friend drops by. Can you guess who?
On Today's Show:
- Mauled by Lions
- 1/2 an Abortion
- Impregnated by a needle
Links:
Satyr Cast: Taking it too far
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/06/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! I've got nothing else to say to you.
On Today's Show:
- Feminist Porn
- Kung-Fucktard
- Killed by a balloon
DV IRC Chatroom: irc://irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Links:
Ebay: New DV inspired Purse. Signed by me!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/05/06
Hey Freaks!
Thanks for all the donations! You made me get off my lazy ass and do a Sunday program. Enjoy the stupidity and I'll see you back here tomorrow to start a brand new week of shows!
On Today's Show:
- Explosive Shit
- Second-Hand Crack Smoke
- Fat People Fighting Over Candy
- Nude with Hubcaps
DV IRC Chatroom: irc://irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Links:
Ebay: New DV inspired Purse. Signed by me!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/04/06
Hey Freaks!
Listen to the show today for a little clip from The DV Drunk show! It really exsists! It's a fun show today, which is a great way to end the shitty work week. If you'd like a weekend show, fork over the cash! Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- Yet another severed cock
- Mountain Dew with Color Safe Bleach
- Death by ATM
Links:
Sweetie and the Beast: Family Unfriendly Freaks
DV IRC Chatroom: irc://irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/02/06
Hey Freaks!
I have nothing to say to you cheap sons of bitches. Enjoy the show, fuckwads!
On Today's Show:
- The Purple Masturbater!
- Stubborn Elderly Bitch
- A hitman for your kids
DV IRC Chatroom: irc://irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 06/01/06
