July 2006 Archives
Hey Freaks!
Tomorrow is my 26th birthday and I'm still laughing at men who put their cigarettes out in toddler's eyeballs. How immature, right? Well, there's nothing immature about the cool, crisp taste of Winston brand cigarettes, the only brand that promises to cause irreversible retina damage when applied to the eye. Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should *Ting* Enjoy the show.
On Today's Program
- I see nicotine!
- Shitting cocaine
- Magnets + Your intestine = Trouble.
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Distorted View
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Worthington, Ohio 43085
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Podcast Alley: Vote for DV
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show and have a great weekend. Don't forget to vote for DV at the Podcast Awards. You can vote once per day. I'll see you back here on Monday to start a whole new week of this crap.
On Today's Show:
- FM Sex Radio
- A really creepy stripper
- Pluck my beard. Hard. Mmmm.
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Distorted View
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Awards: Help us win Best Comedy Podcast!
Podcast Alley: Vote for DV
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! That's all I got.
- Perverted clowns
- Machete vs. Gun
- A Phone in your throat
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Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
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Podcast Alley: Vote for DV
Hey Freaks!
Domestic Violence Awareness Week continues on Distorted View with more PSA audio goodness. Knowing is half the battle my friends. Enjoy the show and keep the E-mail/Voicemail coming!
On Today's Show:
- The sweet sound of shit
- Japanese boys don't know how to pee
- Chunks of skull falling from his face (Thanks Katrina!)
Links:
Daughts of Fission: Today's closing music
DV Merch: Buy a shirt!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/26/06
Hey Freaks!
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Today's show gives the Mugglecast a run for its money. Don't miss today's fanfic edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Plus more great domestic violence audio!
On Today's Show:
- Cooking up dog meat!
- Bicycling Crossdressers!
Links:
Swingman: Today's closing music!
DV Merch: Dress in Distortion
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/25/06
Hey Freaks!
Glad to be back with you for yet another week of audip stupidity. Thanks for all the E-mails with news stories, audio/video links, and your Jenny Craig success stories! Keep them coming!
Distorted View T-Shirts are now available. Here are the first two designs. Buy them now at Cafepress! If you have any ideas for shirt designs, check out the message board!
On Today's Show:
- You bet your dick off! I first reported this as a castration. DV regrets the error.
- Picante sauce on the pussy?
- Vampire sex in the cemetary
Links:
Tricks from the Podcasting Masters: Rob's Book! Buy it!
Gimps Gone Wild: Sexy One-Armed Co-Eds!
Cafepress: Did I mention the DV T-shirts?
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV! Stop the Harry Potter Machine!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/24/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show, have a great weekend, all that jazz.
On Today's Show:
- Maggots in bedsores
- When blind men attack!
- Masturbating at Arbys
DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: End Hunger - Vote For DV
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the program! If you come across a funny news story or HIGH-LARIOUS audio/video file, send it my way. You could win $10,000!*
* By purchasing a lottery ticket or something.
On Today's Show:
- Cleaning with gasoline
- Blinded by a carrot
- Erectile Interference
Links:
Manties: Panties made for men!
DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: End Hunger - Vote For DV
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/20/06
Hey Freaks!
I'll keep this short and sweet. Enjoy the show, and suck the toes of someone you love (or a stranger)
On Today's Show:
- Attack of the Toe licker!
- Pissing in your grocer's freezer
- The Naked Chicken Man!
Links:
Razzamataz: Now with even more Razzle Dazzle!
The Podcast of Illegal Substance: Crystal meth cooking tips!
Whorehole: Fall into it!
DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: End Hunger - Vote For DV
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/19/06
Hey Freaks!
Today we've got a celebrity edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Cheryl Merkowski of whorehole.org reads us some lesbian erotica. As if that wasn't enough, I've also got more of the crazy, bizarre stories you've grown to tolerate from me.
On Today's Show:
- The Tampon Maniac!
- How old people are like dogs
- Bagged babies. Paper or Plastic?
Links:
Cheryl Merkowski: Check out her gaping whorehole
DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV: For a Safer America!
Hey Freaks!
Back to start a brand new week of shows for you. Try clicking on the "What The Hell?" link. You might hear some DV: streamin' style. Then again, you could hear 5 hours of crickets or nothing at all. It's crap shoot, emphasis on crap.
On Today's Show:
- PSP Porn
- Stabbed by a fork, and you're to blame
- Cheekie on a nude beach
- Smoker go boom.
Links:
Switcpod: Podcast hosting done right!
Red Bar Radio: Mike D. Hooked us up
DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV: For a Safer America!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/17/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the stupidity! Remember to add me as a friend on Myspace. We'll be BFF! I'm already working on a friendship collage for you. Hint: I'm adding LOTS OF GLITTER!!!! (and pics of super hunky Orlando Bloom...your FAVORITE!!)
On Today's Show:
- Beaten with his own leg
- Inmates Sing!
- Bacon theft
Links:
Prussian Blue: Sweet Angels
DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Fight Terrorism: Vote for DV
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/14/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the program today! It's much better than the abortion yesterday. If you have funny/weird audio or video, E-mail me!
On Today's Show:
- Donkey Kong 2
- Cocaine Puke
- Elderly Crack Swapper
Links:
Rooftop Comedy: Vote For Marcus!
DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Please give DV a vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/13/06
Hey Freaks!
If you miss one episode of Distorted View this year, today's show might be the one you want to skip. It's actually not a bad show, but it was a slow news day. You know how that goes. Pump it up!
On Today's Show:
- The smooth taste of death
- Murder for Breasts
- Granny gets a sex line
Links:
Butch Walker: On iTunes!
Butch Walker: His Homepage!
DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Please give DV a vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/12/06
Hey Freaks!
Finally! Back with more Distorted Views for you. Tune in for my lame explanation of why I was absent yesterday and my exciting weekend full of elderly people. Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- Gunpowder in the grill
- It's electric!
- A flesh eating DOG!!!
Links:
Butch Walker: On Myspace!
Butch Walker: On Amazon!
Butch Walker: On iTunes!
Butch Walker: His Homepage!
DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Please give DV a vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/11/06
Hey Freaks!
Ending the week with more bizarre news stories, more Home Shopping audio, and more of the cool ranch flavor you love. Enjoy the show, have a great weekend, and I'll see you on the flip-flop.
On Today's Show:
- Billboards on Prostitutes
- Subway Sawing
- Adult storytime for children!
Link:
Chick Publications: Get your Christ on!
DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Please give DV a vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/07/06
Hey Freaks!
I've got a great show for you today. Lots of fun stuff to go through!I hope you all enjoy it. Umm...that's all I have to say.
On Today's Show:
- The Masked Masturbater
- Who will be crowned the Feces Queen?
- Severed pig heads
- Idiot + Fireworks = you know what happens
Links:
TLA Raw: Once again, they come through for DV! Visit them NOW!
DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Please give DV a vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/06/06
Hey Freaks!
So glad to be back with a brand new episode of DV for you! Enjoy the program, and don't forget to e-mail me news tips, funny audio/video, or whatever else you think I might like.
On Today's Show:
- Firecracker in the pants
- A dash of chili pepper in the pussy
- Slapping cock live on TV
DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Please give DV a vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/05/06
Hey Freaks!
Happy 4th of July! Enjoy today's Best-Of show! I'll be back tomorrow with brand new filth for you.
On Today's Show:
- Porn in your pants!
- The Frozen Dead
- Urine Coffee
Plus a skank!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Please give DV a vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/04/06
Hey Freaks!
Just got back from the emergency room. Listen to today's show and you'll understand. Remember: I'm running a Best-Of Show tomorrow, but I'll be back on Wednesday to continue spreading the distortion.
On Today's Show:
- The Grand Finale of the Penis Pump Judge
- Drinking While Killing
- Banging your own son...THANKS AOL!
DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Please give DV a vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/03/06
Hey Freaks!
That's right, I've got a Sunday show for you! As promised, I read a second, cockroach-themed sextastic story today. Enjoy the program and I'll see back here tomorrow.
On Today's Show:
- Eating nails
- Pissing on the floor
- A Growling Naked Man
DV IRC Chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Please give DV a vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 07/02/06
