August 2006 Archives
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! IF you run across a funny news story, or stange audio/video files, send them along to me! Thanks!
On Today's Show:
- Penis Pump Thief!
- Nude Tickle Monster!
- The Amazing Sawed Woman!
Links:
Best of the Worst Podcast: A Hub for Horrible Music!
Boys Beware: The Original
NAMBLA's Pretty Woman: Re-dubbed Boy's Beware Video
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/31/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show today! Remeber: if you donate via paypal, you'll get a DV bumpersticker and Rudeboy designed patch!
On Today's Show:
- Taste my sausage
- Pedophiles fight back!
- Drinking blood and urine
Links:
DragonCon: VSP will be there, giving out DV patches!
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/30/06
Hey Freaks!
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Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/29/06
Hey Freaks!
I'm back to start a brand new week of audiophonic stupidity. Enjoy the show! If you find a really twisted sex story and want me to read it on the air, sent it along. I'm always looking for good sextastic filth.
On Today's Show:
- I feel dirty
- Porn on bicycle handlebars
- When a dildo gets stuck
Links:
DragonCon: VSP will be there, giving out DV patches!
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/28/06
Hey Freaks,
Friday show is coming....late. It'll be up tonight.
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Hey Freaks!
Back here for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program and remember to keep those cameras rolling. You're the red, white, and blue. Oh! The funny things you do. America. America. Ah this is you. dee-dee-dee-dee.
On Today's Show:
- Cannibals!
- Penis Pumps!!
- Armless Drivers!!!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/24/06
Hey Freaks!
I am tired! If you missed the Distorted View Daily Aftershow (DVDA) you can download it! A link is provided in the message boards. It's about an hour and a half long, which is why I didnt post it on this feed like I was going to. I had a blast! Thanks to everyone who listened and hung out in the chat with me.
On Today's Show
- Severed Heads!
- Doggy Wigs
- Nude Swedish News!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/23/06
Hey Freaks!
It's time for another installment of Sextastic Tuesday! If you run across a truly bizarre sex story and want to hear me read it, pass it along to me. Enjoy the program!
On Today's Show:
- Viagra for Pedophiles
- Burn, Wife & Babies, Burn!
- Iron head
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/22/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the program!
On Today's Show:
- Eating shit smeared toilet paper
- Kicking the shit out of Spongebob
- Sex for Rent the Craigslist way
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/21/06
Hey Freaks!
Shut your goddamn ass up! Yeah, I've got another weekend show for you. Enjoy and God Bless. See you guys back here tomorrow to start a new week of audio perversion.
On Today's Show:
- Dripping Wet Heroin Panties
- Voodoo underwear shrine
- Don't sleep near shit
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/20/06
Hey Freaks!
It's the Friday show...on a Saturday. I'm an idiot. Enjoy the program and I'll be back tomorrow (yes!) for a Sunday show ass swell.
On Today's Show:
- Two Dicks / One Man
- Human bone powder!
- Helping the suicidal...kill themselves.
Links:
Domestic Violence: Tea Party of DOOOOOM
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/19/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! More LSD propaganda films, plus local commercials, PSA's, and of course the news.
On Today's Show:
- Sucked in a wood chipper
- Hatchet attack!
- Gnawing on a goat
Links:
LSD Drug Film: Today's Trip. A Real Bummer
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/17/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the program! If you've got audio, video, or a news story, feel free to send it to my E-mail address. I'm always looking for good, weird shit to put on the program. Thanks!
On Today's Show:
- Shocking the baby!
- Shit on the neck
- Frying kitten
Links:
LSD Drug Film: Far out
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/16/06
Hey Freaks!
Back here for a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the show, and remember to drink lots of fluids while listening to the show. Be smart: beat the heat.
On Today's Show:
- A British Prostitute wants her scratch
- Drowning in ass mud
- Saying 'I do!' to your rapist
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/15/06
Hey Freaks!
What a fantastic way to start the week: a double dose of Distorted View! Enjoy the Monday show. When you're done listening, surf on over to the Dawn and Drew show and download the program Tim guest-hosted on! It'll be up sometime today on D&D's feed. The show features more distorted news, plus a phone call to my drunk parents, and other audio stupidity. Best part: Next Tuesday (August 22nd) Sirius Satellite Radio will be running the show on Sirius Stars 102 at 7:00PM EST/4:00PM PST!
On Today's Show:
- Drug/Porn Addict!
- Like Hot Oil to the Face
- My Mommy the Pimp
Links:
Dawn and Drew: Tim takes over the D&D show for one glorious day!
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Distorted View
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/14/06
Hey Freaks!
Looky here! A Weekend show! Yes, it's true! Enjoy the program and I'll see you back here tomorrow to start a brand new week of audiophonic filth.
On Today's Show:
- Doggy rimjobs!
- Police lapdance!
- Crotchless Panty man!
Links:
Trees For Lunch: Moving Funny
The Ploy Cast: Down Under Funny
That's Not Right: T-Shirt Funny
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/13/06
Hey Freaks!
Stupid site was down last night and I couldnt update. Here's the show!
Enjoy the Friday show. I will be back sometime this weekend with another show for you, so keep checking back! Remember today is the last day to vote for us at the Podcast Awards. Have a great weekend!
On Today's Show:
- Death by pedicure
- She smells like fish
- Another naked man tasering
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Awards: Help us win Best Comedy Podcast!
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 08/11/06
Hey Freaks!
Hey freaks! I've got more bug-chasing content for you in addition to the news and emails that help keep you clean inside. There are plenty of DV patches left. Paypal me and one could be yours! PS: Sorry iTrip users.
On Today's Show:
- Sword Swallowing While Drunk
- Grenade + Sledghammer = Dead Dumbass
- Festering Vomit
Links:
Something Awful: Bug Chaser Article. Thanks Joshua!
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Distorted View
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Awards: Help us win Best Comedy Podcast!
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Vote for DV!
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! If you'd like a bumper sticker and a patch designed by our very own Rudeboy, paypal me! Check out the DV messageboard for more of Rudeboy's shtuff.
On Today's Show
- Ice Cold People
- BBQ'ed English
- Piss flavored toothpaste
Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
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Distorted View
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Podcast Awards: Help us win Best Comedy Podcast!
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Hey Freaks!
I'm officially back with a new porgram for you! There is no Sextastic Tuesday story today, but I still might do one later in the week. Enjoy the program!
- Cock Biting!
- Urine Soaked Mail
- Toddlers on Fire!
Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
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Distorted View
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Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Awards: Help us win Best Comedy Podcast!
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Hey Freaks!
Just got back into town. Here's more "classique" DV for you. New show tomorrow, I promise! (and you all know how worthless those are)
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Awards: Help us win Best Comedy Podcast!
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Vote for DV!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Awards: Help us win Best Comedy Podcast!
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Vote for DV!
Hey Freaks,
There will be a show today, but it's coming later. I was having internet issues last night and said "Fcuk it" and went to sleep.
Look for a show in the evening.
Later!
-Tim
Hey Freaks!
I'm back with brand new DV for you! Today on the program a long-time fried of the show pops in to say hello. Plus I explain why I smell like piss.
Enjoy the program!
On Today's Show
- Jesus gave you the squirts!
- Tongue Slicing
- Myspace for the elderly
Links:
Have fun Freaks: Eons - Myspace for the 80 year old
Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Awards: Help us win Best Comedy Podcast!
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Vote for DV!
Hey Freaks!
Yeah, I'm taking the day off. Enjoy the best of show and I'll see you back here tomorrow for a brand new one. Thanks again for all of the great birthday wishes and paypal action. I would like to lick the taint of all you freaks.
On Today's Show:
- Homeless people's souls are tasty!
- Drunk man seeks out tits
- Decrotive swords + domestic violence = hilarity
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Awards: Help us win Best Comedy Podcast!
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Vote for DV!
Hey Freaks!
Thanks for checking out the Tuesday show. It's a brand new episode as we celebrate my 26th birthday with a classique sextastic Tuesday story and some truly bizarre news stories. Thanks for all the great birthday wishes! You're the best!
On Today's Show:
- Sucking condom juices
- Death ride of doom
- Girlfriend on fire
Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Awards: Help us win Best Comedy Podcast!
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! Vote for DV!
