September 2006 Archives
Hey Freaks!
Am I liar? Yes, but not in this case. As promised, here is your Friday/Saturday show. It's a long one, clocking in at around 30 minutes. It's good one, too! Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- At Least I'm Not A Careless Homo Congressmen
- Swallowing Currency...and dying.
- Bleach Baby Bingo!
Links:
Nobody Likes Onions: America's Number One Selling SUV
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Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/30/06
No show yet. It will be posted this evening. Am I lying or telling the truth? Only time will tell!
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Hey Freaks!
I'm back with an extended episode of DV for you today. It's over 40 minutes of audio stupidity. Rock on! Enjoy the show, and don't forget to set your DVR's to record "Hot Dog & Jambo!"
On Today's Show:
- Disfigured Cocks
- Abortion by turpentine?
- We need a cumrag in softlines. Zone defense, people!
- Machete Attack with no money down!
- The 10-year rod
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
My protest on new Sextastic Tuesday stories remain in effect, so taste my Best-Of, Bitch!
On today's edition of Sextastic Tuesday: Teletubby erotic fan fiction. I shit you not. Enjoy the twsited madness!
On Today's Show:
- Your mom spreads her legs for your friends...and you love it!
- Attack of the German panty stealer!
- Huffing compressed air (A Tim Henson endorsed activity)
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
It's a brand new week, and have I got some great stories for you! If you run across a funny news story, bizarre audio/video file, or website, pass it along to me.
On Today's Show:
- Making your wife slurp shit
- Porn on the playground
- Playing stupid to grope
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks
Show will be posted later today. Hang tight.
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Hey Freaks,
Enjoy the show! That's all I got today.
On Today's Show:
- Drowning in vomit!
- Rejecting dick!
- Smearing feces!
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/21/06
Hey Freaks!
The normal show schedule resumes! I'm done working overnights, which means the early morning posting of shows. Today: a brand new Sextastic Tuesday that's grammatically horrific. Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- Sexy Fonts!
- A Vortex of Nasty Man Flesh
Links:
You Tube: The Jesus Camp Story
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! I'm still working my crazy hours, but that should end any day now.
On Today's Show:
- Hedgehog Sex
- Goat Corpses
- Flying a Kite..to your death!
Links:
The PK&J Show: Loving, Laughing, and Sharing
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks,
Yeah, this is a best of show, but I'll be doing a REAL one later on as well. Enjoy this past stupidity. It'll make you all scream "Anti-Abortion is what we need!"
On Today's Show:
- Mr. Sulu sucks it. Hard.
- Child whores going cheap!
- 7Up and Piss?
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
Back for the Thursday program! Enjoy the audio of the kids freaking out and of course the twisted news. If you run across a bizarre news story, or just a great audio/video file, pass it along to me. If I play it on the show, you could win $50,000*
* - If you enter a contest with a $50,000 prize.
On Today's Show:
- Kitty Holy War!
- Amputee times 3
- Fondued penis
Links:
The Dickhole Guy Video: Did you see what he just did?
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Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the program today and don't forget to check out some of the brand new DV merchandise! Rawwwwk. Also, Clickgrid squares are as low as $5.00, so there's no excuse not to advertiser yor podcast, website, or illegal prostitution ring on DV.
On Today's Show:
- Abortion Clinic Mishap
- Pickled Pee Pee
- Conduct that Skinflute
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Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
I'm running really late. Here's the new show. I'm so poor, and so black: paypal me :)
- Caked on Feces
- Poop Paper
- Porntopia!
10:22PM Edit - Isn't life funny? After all the rushing around, turns out they accidently disabled my work badge's 24 access to the building. I'm back home for the night. Screw that shit.
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Email: show@distortedview.com
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Hey Freaks!
Back to start a brand new week with you. I'm still working overnights at my job, so the shows will be posted around 9:00pm/9:30est each night until next week. Today I've got a great show for you! I've got brand new Dickhole guy audio! Plus, if a few papyal donations come through, I'll post VIDEO of him doing what he does best. Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- Snakes in a Schoolhouse!
- Toxic Sex Toys
- Goat Wife!
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Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/11/06
Hey Freaks!
That's right! I'm back with a Saturday show! Thanks for the donations, and if you continue today with some more cash, I'd be happy to do another show tomorrow. Enjoy the audiophonic stupidty.
On Today's Show:
- Cambodian Wife Beaters!
- Auto(mobile)-eroticism!
- Ringing anus!
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Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/09/06
Hey Freaks!
It's the end of the week already! I'm loving these 3-day weeks! God bless National Holidays and my own laziness. Will I be back for a Saturday show? If you start forking over some donations, gosh darnit.
On Today's Show:
- Fake Ozzy / Real Rape
- Panic at the Disco
- Horsin' around
Links:
New DV Animation: Lazyboy has done it again! Talking Hotdogs!
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Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/08/06
Hey Freaks!
Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program! Remember: if you have any great news story tips or funny audio/video, send them along to me. Also: check your wallets. Cash? Paypal it my way. Kisses.
On Today's Show:
- Walmart + Necrophilia
- Barbie loves the bacon hole
- The sweet sounds of poop
Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/07/06
Hey Freaks!
I'm back, feeling recharged after a great Labor Day vacation! It's going to be a strange week, as I am schedule to work at my real job from 10:00pm to 6:30am. Show's will be posted when they can, but there WILL be a full week of programs.
On Today's Show:
- Dumping Vomit
- Baby Loses Finger(s)
- Why taking a shit could cause head trauma!
Links:
New DV Animation: Lazyboy has done it again! Talking Hotdogs!
Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/06/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! Have a great weekend and labor day! If I don't do a DVDA show for you tonight, I'll see you freaks back here on Tuesday to resume new programs!
On Today's Show:
- Pool Toys: Bad for your anus?
- Shitting outside of the box
- Bisexual Teen Psycho Bitch From Hell
Links:
New DV Animation: Lazyboy has done it again! Talking Hotdogs!
Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 09/01/06
