October 2006 Archives
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy this spooky, creeptacular crapfest. I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story, along with all the other shit I do on this thing. Have a happy Halloween!
On Today's Show:
- A Mother-Toucher
- A Real (HIV inducing) Prick
- The Revenge of Ron Cooley
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Hey Freaks!
I'm back here with you to start a brand new week of DV! If you didn't catch it, I did a show over the weekend, so check that one out as well. If you're planning to send stuff to DV's mailing address, make sure to do it before the end of this week. I will be moving out of Columbus on November 11th and won't be checking the PO BOX after that date. A new DV address will be established when I move.
On Today's Show:
- Having a tea-party with corpses
- Pole Dancing for Toddlers
- Sexsomnia!
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Hey freaks!
Look! A weekend show! I'm as surprised as you are. Nonetheless, enjoy the program and I'll see you back here tomorrow to start a brand new week!
On Today's Show:
- Pizza & Urine!
- A Face full of feces
- Genital mutilation (with scissors!)
Links:
Joe Hedges: Former July For Kings frontman. Listen to the full version of Wake Up!
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Hey Freaks!
I am so happy to be back with a brand new, FULL episode of DV. Enjoy the program, and keep all of the news tips, voicemails, and audio/video shit coming! I really appreciate all of it, even if I don't play them on the show. Enjoy, fuckers.
On Today's Show:
- Fly swatting infants
- Eating Feces
- Fucking a (fake) animal
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Hey Freaks!
I've got one more mini-show for you before I head back to Ashtabula. Enjoy it, and I'll be back with a full length, REAL episode of the show tommorow! Enjoy the stupidity!
Hey Freaks!
Well, in true DV cluster-fuck fashion, I'm having a hell of a time doing a show for you guys. I have the wrong software, no mp3 codecs installed, and poor wireless access. On the flip-side, I have some wonderful audio of me singing in my car and news stories involving dead babies, fucking statues, and forcing people to eat feces. Can't wait to read those to you. Until then, here's one of the promised mini-shows recorded while I'm in Ashtabula. Enjoy!
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the podcast! I've got nothing else.
On Today's Show:
- Nailing your testicles
- Dismembering your (now ex) girlfriend
- Dildo Thief!
Links:
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Podcast Alley: Throw us a Vote!
Hey Freaks!
Back for the Wednesday program! Thanks for all of the E-mail/Voicemails. Keep them coming! Enjoy today's show! Or don't. I don't fucking care.
On Today's Show:
- The Testicle Festival!
- Who Stole My Teeth!?
- Newest fake affliction: Web-Rage
Links:
Nobody Likes Onions: Letting the Eagle Soar
Whore Hole: Hot and Mess, Honnnnneyyyy.
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Podcast Alley: Take time to give DV your October Vote!
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/18/06
Hey Freaks!
I'm back with the Tuesday show! I've got a brand new listener-written Sextastic Tuesday story for you. Enjoy the stupidity!
On Today's Show:
- Shooting your Fiance
- Shitting in the classroom
- Banging goats
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Podcast Alley: Take time to give DV your October Vote!
Hey Freaks!
It's time to start a brand new week of audio stupidity! I've got a very musical edition of DV for you today, as we start the week off with a brand new Linda Finkle Hall of Fame nominee! Enjoy the show!
On Today's Show:
- A Disney Orgy
- A melty face crack fiend
- Buying that rubber fist on your Ex's credit.
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Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/16/06
Hey Freaks,
If you havent already noticed, getting a show done on Friday is a tough one. Hopefully I'll have one for you later in the day.
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Hey Freaks!
Back for the Thursday show! I've got nothing to add here, so I'll just say enjoy the show and remember to clean your foreskin. I'm sick of reminding you.
P.S. ClickGrid is STILL down. The guys over there told me it'll be back up soon.
On Today's Show:
- Doggy's Chew Toy is your face
- A pool toy that pops you in the pooper
- How to overcome Nymphomania - The fake book
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Take time to give DV your October Vote!
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the program today! I got a flood of voicemails, and while I can't play them all on the program, I definately listen to each of them. If you have a crazy/bizarre news tip, or just some funny audio or video, Email me!
On Today's Show
- Lightning Crashes out a woman's asshole
- Hot Dog Masturbation
- Killer Cancer Cuties!
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Podcast Alley: It's Time for the PODTOBER VOTE-A-THON!
Hey Freaks!
I'm back with a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy! Don't forget to voicemail me. I try and play a bunch of them at the end of every program. Also, try the potato chowder. It's the best in town.
The guys over at the ClickGrid are still having server issues. It'll be up as soon as possible.
On Today's Show:
- Nubby, the one-armed prostitute
- Dutch pedophiles
- Lock and Load your Infant
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Distorted View
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: New Month, New Vote! Thanks!
Hey Freaks!
Back after another long weekend. It's time to get back down to business. Enjoy the show today, and let me know how you feel about the album artwork I've been adding.
P.S. Andy from the ClickGrid service told me they were having a few problems with their server. It'll be back up soon.
On Today's Show:
- Tards Acquire the taste of feces!
- The Story of the Castrating Tranny
- Spreading the love (and poop)
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Podcast Alley: New Month, New Vote! Thanks!
Hey Freaks,
Per usual, Friday's show will be up later today. Am I lying? :)
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the program. I added artwork to today's show, so if you've got one of them fancy iPods, you can see a purdy picture. Let me know if there's a problem with it not displaying. Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- A Meat Clever to the back!
- Attacked by a pooper scooper
- Hot colonoscopy action
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Podcast Alley: New Month, New Vote! Thanks!
Hey Freaks!
Back with a brand new episode! Enjoy the program! Keep those E-mail's and voicemails coming! I love hearing from you silly fucks. I'm working through the 1,000+ from my extended weekend, but I'll get to them all.
On Today's Show:
- Her face is charred and unleaded
- Dildo a no-go in Texas
- Sex for Cocaine + Elderly = DV gold.
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
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Worthington, Ohio 43085
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Podcast Alley: Vote for DV! It's PODTOBER! Rawwwkk
Hey Freaks!
It's time to play the banana-mouth game! Enjoy this best of show, and prepare for a verbal lashing on tomorrows program. I'm pissed and some of you are to blame.
On Today's Show:
- Stabbed over soup
- Like a stun gun to the twat
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Podcast Alley: Vote NOW!
Listen to today's podcast: Distorted View Daily: 10/03/06
