November 2006 Archives
Hey Freaks!
Remember: no one should touch you in a way you feel is wrong. And that's one to grown on! Ba dum bum! Enjoy the show, and keep those voicemails coming!
On Today's Show:
- Russian Manimals!
- When Dentists Attack
- Crackhead Chessmasters
- Penis Haters
Links:
The Sideshow: DV's Member Site: Keep me off the streets
Perez Hilton: Oh, Brit, what have you dooooneee?
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV!
Hey Freaks!
I'm back with a working mic! Enjoy the show, and don't forget to keep sending me those funny soundclips, videos, and news tips!
On Today's Show:
- McWormburger!
- Freezer Babies!
- A Preggers Man!?
Links:
Faggotry In Motion: My new favorite person!
Super Freak Sideshow: DV's Member site! Check it out!
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV!
Hey Freaks!
Wow, what a cluster-fuck. My XLR cable kept shorting out or something throughout the show, so I had to keep re-recording shit. It was a real pain. Finally, at about 20 minutes into the show it cuts out for good. I'm buying a new one tomorrow. Until then, enjoy 3/4 of a show!
Hey! Make sure to check out the Super Freak Sideshow. I added something pretty cool: A rare, post-Tellme Special. Distorted Review: a Lookback at 2002. Click Here!
On Today's Show:
- Deadly Teddy Bears!
- Smothered in Choclate!
- When Dentists Attack!
Links:
Super Freak Sideshow: DV's Member site! Check it out!
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV!
Hey Freaks!
Back to start a brand new week of shows for you. Hope your Thanksgiving Weekend was great and you didn't bludgeon any of your family members. If you did, you might just hear your name on DV.
On Today's Show:
- Free Baby on Craigslist
- Giant Brazilian Ass!
- Underage hooker snags Lexus!
Links:
Super Freak Sideshow: DV's Member site! Check it out!
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV!
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy this Best-Of show as I finish up with Thanksgiving with the family. A brand new show will be up sometime tomorrow!
Hey Freaks!
Hope you guys had a great weekend. I spent most of mine preparing those fucking Holiday Packs to send out. Thanks to everyone who ordered them. I'm still taking orders, but they probably wont get to you until after Christmas.
On Today's Show:
- So long to Nobody Likes Onions
- Twat Tightening
- Naked Basement Guy
- A Baby Shit-Storm
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV!
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show and I'll be back after Thanksgiving for more DV this week!!
On Today's Show:
- Nazi Gingerbread Men!
- The Hairy Fairy Strikes Again
- The Beast Within
Links:
Super Freak Sideshow: DV's Member site! Check it out!
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV!
Hey Freaks!
It's Tuesday, and you all know what that means! Sextastic! Thanks to our good buddy Preston, we've got a really doozy of a story for you. Think you can write a twisted story like Preston? E-mail me your attempts. If your story is read on the show, I'll give you a 1-month free pass to the member site. A $5.00 Value! (wow..I'm cheap)
On Today's Show:
- Wheelchair Follies!
- Penis Lawn Decorations
- Dead Fish Freckles
Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Links:
Super Freak Sideshow: My Bread and Butter..and it's delicious
Bob and David: Home of Taint Magazine.
Kotaku: I'm loving this site! I want a Wii so baaaddd!
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Vote For DV, and I'll give thanks to YOU on Turkey Day
Hey Freaks!
I'm back to start a whole new week of show with you! The big news is that the Super Freak Sideshow is online and taking subscriptions! Sign-up now to help keep me off the streets. Enjoy the show!
On Today's Show:
- Decapitated Granny Goes For a Ride
- Screw for World Peace!
- Free Boner Juice for ALLLLL!
Links:
Global Orgasm: Peace is Salty!
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: I need your help! Vote for DV!
Hey Freaks!
Tim "Broken Promises" Henson? No way! Not this time. Here is the promised Friday show, even though I feel like death on a stick. Here's a fun game for you to play while listening to the show: guess the exact moment in the program when I stopped trying to be funny and adopted a, "just make get through this thing" attitude.
I tried the Nintendo Wii, and it does in fact rock the Free World.
On Today's Show:
- Absolut Butt Plug
- Evil Semen
- Feeding your wife to a pig
Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Links:
National Vanguard: Get 'Yo Hate on!
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: I need your help! Vote for DV!
Hey Freaks!
I'm working hard on getting the member site up. It's a real son-of-a-bitch, let me tell you. It should be up tonight or tomorrow, though. I'll keep you posted. The first 50 members to sign-up get to see a picture of my fat ass! Incentives!
On Today's Show:
- Deep Throat Hygiene
- Prettier Pubes are Now Possible!
- Barney Blew a Brown Beagle in Belgium By The Seashore
Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Links:
Hairdresser: Your Ears (and Eyes) May Never Forgive You
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: I need your help! Vote for DV!
Hey Freaks!
Back for the Wednesday show! Enjoy the program, and remember to keep those E-mails and Voicemails coming! I jerk off to each and every one of them. That's a Tim Henson promise(tm).
On Today's Show:
- How much is that doggy in the grinder?
- Naked Rage!
- Pissing inside those thick, red lips
Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Links:
Shewee: Pee standing up! Just like men!
The Underground Shortbus Podcast: Retards Running Rampant
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: I need your help! Vote for DV!
Hey Freaks!
Jesus! It's taken me almost 2 hours to upload the show (dialup) and I'm falling asleep here. I'm so glad to be back! I've got a great show for you today, even though I forgot to bring my voicemail calls with me to where I record the show. Still, you can't beat a brand new Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- Boom goes your asshole
- Mangled Hotdogs?
- A Tree Branch up your shute.
Links:
Crispin Glover on Letterman: A While back I talked about this, and DV listener Matt was nice enough to find the link.
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: I need your help! Vote for DV!
Hey Freaks!
The move went well. Thanks for all of the E-mails! Dial-up Internet access BLOWS! Nonetheless, I will be back with a brand new show for you tommorrow. The member section will be up later this week. Enjoy this past shit and I'll see you back on Tuesday!
- Slicing Dicks
- Big Drama at the BK
- Shocking the Shit out of Your Children
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Throw me a Vote!
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! I'm all packed up and I'm leaving Columbus. After today, I'll be replaying some Best-If shows until I get settled into my new place and have the member system set up.
On Today's Show:
- Where's my Baby's Finger?
- Creamatoriam melt down
- The tiny dick killer
Links:
The Michael J Fox Time Machine: Great Scott!
Snail Mail:
Note: Please do not send anything to the PO Box. I will be moving and unable to check the box after 11/10/06. A new address will be announced soon.
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote for DV
Hey Freaks!
It's time for a Best-Of Show! I'm working on packing up the last of my shit, so enjoy this past episode and I'll be back tomorrow with brand new audiophonic stupidity!
On Today's Show:
- Satan's naked!
- Alien Fetus Snatchers
- Fucking a herd of cattle
Snail Mail:
Note: Please do not send anything to the PO Box. I will be moving and unable to check the box after 11/10/06. A new address will be announced soon.
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Vote for DV
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 11/08/06
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show today! I've got a brand new Sextastic Tuesday story for you that will ruin even more of your childhood memories. Fantastique! Keep those newstips, audio/video files, and odd shit coming my way.
On Today's Show:
- Packing Shit
- A Meatlover's Condom
- Nude at the Waffle House
Snail Mail:
Note: Please do not send anything to the PO Box. I will be moving and unable to check the box after 11/10/06. A new address will be announced soon.
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: Screw the midterms! Vote for DV
Listen to the podcast: Distorted View Daily: 11/07/06
Hey Freaks!
It's moving week for me, but I'm going to try to do a weeks worth of new shows for you. I'm sitting on my floor because I have no tables or desks to work on. The only thing in my fridge is a bbottle of Cocaine (energy drink that burns going down) and Cottage cheese. I'm a tool. Enjoy the program.
P.S. Holy mother of Christ, the Click Grid is back up! Huzzah!
On Today's Show:
- Drama at the Dunkin' Donuts
- Hey! What's in your rectum?
- Home Alone 4: Lost in Masturbation
Snail Mail:
Note: Please do not send anything to the PO Box. I will be moving and unable to check the box after 11/10/06. A new address will be announced soon.
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: A Vote For DV is a Vote for Lil Rudy Sherwood.
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy today's show! It's a real fun one. Have a great weekend and keep all those E-mails, paypal donations, and expensive gifts coming my way!
On Today's Show:
- A Dildo In An Unwilling Ass
- Why does my candy taste like blood?
- The illusion of bigger dicks
Links:
Joe Hedges: Listen to Wake Up and throw him a vote!
Pee Standing Up: From MyVag.Net
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Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Note: Please do not send anything to this address after this week. I will be moving and unable to check the box after 11/10/06
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's A New Month! Vote!
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: if you've come across some funny audio or video that you think would make good DV material, send it along to me! Otherwise, I'll keep playing Banana Phone until your brain explodes.
On Today's Show:
- Cleaning Skulls
- Animal Porn
- Don't Drink and Call Phone Sex Lines
Links:
Banana Phone: With Badgers!
Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Note: Please do not send anything to this address after this week. I will be moving and unable to check the box after 11/10/06
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's A New Month! Vote!
Hey Freaks!
It's November! Yay! Oh, who am I kidding, November sucks. November is the poor man's August. I have no idea what that even means. Enjoy the show. Keep those voicemails and Bavarian creampuff recipes coming!
On Today's Show:
- Toelickers!
- Penis Posters!
- Racist Congressman
Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Snail Mail:
Distorted View
P.O. BOX 351
Worthington, Ohio 43085
Note: Please do not send anything to this address after this week. I will be moving and unable to check the box after 11/10/06
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Email: show@distortedview.com
Podcast Alley: It's a new month! VOTE! Do it for the children.
