January 2007 Archives
Hey Freaks!
As promised, here is your Wednesday show. So sorry it's late. I warned you this week was going to be shitty though, with the move and all. I'm still settling in. If there is a best-of show tomorrow, I'll see you back here on Friday! Remember to vote for us at Podcast Alley. Tomorrow starts a brand new month, which means all the votes have been reset.
On Today's Show:
- I smell porn and pancakes
- Greased, Naked Students
- Impaled Groins
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Hey Freaks!
I did a show for you today, however I'm stuck at my new apartment and I left my external harddrive at my old place. It's been snowing like crazy and the cable people are coming sometime today. As soon as they do their thing, I'll grab my HD and post the show. Sorry about that!
-t
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy today's Sextastic Tuesday! I've got nothing else to say. If you're curious about how my weekend went moving in to my new apartment, check out my myspace profile. I blogged that bitch.
On Today's Show:
- Hide and Go Die
- Chinese Corpse Bride
- mmmm..Ears.
Links:
Nerdy Ebay Auction (From Kotaku): Every Single NES Game EVER
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Hey Freaks!
Glad to be back to start a new week of shows for you. Tomorrow I'll tell you all about how much moving into my new apartment was a giant clusterfuck! And no, unfortunately I didnt videotape it. Anyways, enjoy another very musical edition of the podcast.
On Today's Show:
- The Pedo's Be Creepin'
- Punching Preggers
- An Iguana's Erection
Links:
Feast of Fools: Heaven may not have a backdoor, but FoF sure enough does.
Homophobic Video: Donnie Davies and Evening Service
Flea Market Commercial: It's just like a mini-mall
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Hey Freaks!
Wow! Look at this: A Friday show is up at the normal time! Rock on. Today I bring back the dark lord himself for a new round of Ask Satan! Enjoy the program, have a great weekend, and don't forget to fork over cash and get access to the DV Sidehsow! $5.00 a month or $50.00 a year.
On Today's Show:
- Toilet Taping
- Killing Chickens. Loudly.
- Bulimic S&M! HOT!
Links:
Jacuzi Poop: Relaxing
Tim's Myspace Profile: Add me!
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Hey Freaks!
Back with a brand new show for you. Today I read a new batch of Yahoo Questions and Answers as we continue to attempt to sabotage this useless service. Enjoy! Remember to sign up for the Sideshow and I'll kiss you on your vulva.
On Today's Show:
- I Like My Babies Well-Done.
- Penis Tats
- Punching a Toddler In the Face
Links:
Scott Taylor: His Wikipedia Entry
DV Sideshow: Shaking my Money Maker
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the program today. I've got a Sextastic Wednesday story for you, along with the standard crap I normally shove down your throats. Sign up for the sideshow for $5.00 a month or $50.00 a year (thats like getting two months free!) and support the show!
On Today's Show:
- Musical Condoms
- Beastiality: The Documentary
- Taking One in the Face
Links:
Joe Hedges: New Album Due Out Soon. Cream!
Satan: Add him to your Myspace Buddies
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Hey Freaks!
Back with a new show for you! Joe stops by, we re-enact listener voicemails, and I play you some bad video dating clips. It's jammed pack! Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- A Sex Offender Goes To School!
- The Cock-Stop
- Dog Feces: Political Expression
Links:
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Ask Satan: Myspace Profile!
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Hey Freaks!
I haven't done a "Best Of" Show in a long time, and unfortunately today I've got to play one. My mom has been ill (nothing too serious) and I wasn't able to record a Monday program. Fear not, I will be back tomorrow. I'll probably push Sextastic Tuesday a day to Wednesday. We'll see. Until then, enjoy this show from last August.
Oh, and while you're at it, add Satan as a friend on Myspace.
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Hey Freaks!
I'm late but here's the show! Keep those Yahoo! Questions and Answers coming. I'm highly amused by them all. Enjoy the show and I'll see you freaks back here on Monday! DV Sideshow Members: No new weekend show, but there will be updates! Sign up now so you dont miss it!
On Today's Show:
- Can I see you itty bitty feet?
- Death by Car Wash!
- Teaching the Elderly a Painful Lesson
Links:
Yahoo Answers: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7
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Hey Freaks!
As always, the Friday show will be posted later tonight. It's official: I move in to my new place NEXT weekend (not this weekend) which rocks. Sign up for the Sideshow now. I just added 30+ old DV Daily shows from 2001. You won't find these programs anywhere else!
I'll see you later today!
-T
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! Remeber to E-mail me with your ridiculous Yahoo Questions/Answers. If you're a Sideshow member, take a listen to 30+ old DV Daily shows from 2001. I'm listening to one right now and cringing all along the way. So painful. I know you freaks will love-hate it. P.S. Sorry for today's introduction. You'll be hearing that in your head all day.
On Today's Show:
- Exploding Cocks
- Dead and Wet.
- Did I Have a Baby With Me?
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Hey Freaks!
Well, I've got a jam-packed show for you today. We've got some brand new Linda Finkle Hall of Famers. In addition, I respond to the gazillion E-mails I've received regarding yesterday's Sextastic Tuesday. All of this plus much more! Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- Ass Bandit!
- Cunt: The Documentary
- Killed by a Mole Trap
Links:
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Linda Finkle: Myspace Page!
7 Reasons We Don't Speak: Myspace Page!
Why Must I Cry: From Ebaum's World
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Hey Freaks!
Time for another installment of Tim is a Dumbass. On yesterday's show notes, I listed the weird news stories that I had planned to talk about today. In case you wondered why the shownotes didnt exactly match up to the actual show, that's why. Enjoy today's Sextastic Tuesday!
On Today's Show:
- Orgasm Contests
- Pissing Yourself to Death
- Pimped Out Toilets
Links:
a30 Studio's DVD: E-mail Jeremy
a30 Studio: Short films and such
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Hey Freaks!
Hope you all had a great weekend. Enjoy the show! I've got nothing else to say to you people.
On Today's Show:
- Orgasm Contests
- Pissing Yourself to Death
- Pimped Out Toilets
Links:
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Hey Freaks!
Back for the Friday show as promised. Enjoy the new batch of Ask Satan questions and I'll see you guys back here on Monday to start a brand new week of programs! If you're a Sideshow member, expect new content to be added (no exclusive show this weekend, sorry). If you're not a member, what are you waiting for!? $5.00! Cheap!
On Today's Show:
- Oh Snap! Sorry about the kiddie porn
- What's the capital of Thailand?
- Crystal Meth Coffee
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Hey Freaks!
Friday's action-packed show will be online sometime Friday. (early eveningish)
And in AWESOME news, I have offically found a place, been approved, paid my security deposit, etc. The apartment is in really good shape and just needs a little work beforeI can move in. Estimated move-in, next weekend. Extended shows are just around the corner! Subscribe to the Sideshow before I raise membership prices! Click here to subscribe ($5.00 a month or $50.00 a year)
See you later today!
-Tim
Hey Freaks!
Back for the Turd-day show (as Cheryl would say) and it's a doozey. We honor another Linda Finkle Hall of Famer! At the end of the show, enjoy 5 minutes of some funny DV moments and rare audio from me on Sirius. In other news, I may be in Toronto this weekend in case any of you freaks want to meet up.
Today's show is being hosted on a different server. Let me know if there are any iTunes/downloading problems. Thanks to some techie freaks, we think it's a server issue.
On Today's Show:
- Caffeinated Cat Shit
- Crazy(!!!!!) in Love
- Indian Cannibals
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Linda Finkle: Myspace Music!
Ymistye (Misty) White: Voice of an Angel
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Wednesday show. Remember, if you have any funny or bizzare video clips or soundbites, E-mail them to me.
On Today's Show:
- Chuck E. Cock
- 114 Frozen Cats
- Your Car is Trying to Kill You
Links:
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Hey Freaks!
It's Sextastic Tuesday! If you've got a funny/bizarre story you'd think would be great for ST, E-mail it to me! Better yet, grab a mic and reocrd it to yourself. If I play your story, I'll give you a free month of membership to the Sideshow. Thanks to everyone who has signed up.
On Today's Show:
- Buddha Porn!
- You Child is a Fat Slob
- Eating Your Cellmate
Links:
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Hey Freaks!
Back to start a new week of shows with you. During my introduction, my friend Joe stopped by, so he sits in during the program and acts like a jackass for awhile. If you're not a member of the sideshow, for the love of God, please sign up. :) That is all.
On Today's Show:
- Condoms on a Plane
- Bedbugs Eating your Face
- Cocainespace
Send me stuff! I love stufffffff!
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Hey Freaks!
For those of you that are members to the sideshow, a brand new episode of DV Daily is online for you. It's complete with loud farts, new old people sound effects, and four news stories that will blow your delicate, infantile brain. Enjoy the insanity. For those of you who are not members, I'll see you back here tomorrow to start a brand new week of shows.
On Today's Show:
- Chainsawing Your Pets
- Asian Personal Ad Goes Bad
- Nailed to the Coffee Table
- Pervert Plays Doctor
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Hey Freaks!
Back for the late Friday show! Have a great weekend. If you want more DV, surf on over to the Sideshow. Lots of crap to download, including an exlcusive show that will be posted later this weekend. Bonus DV! Rawk!
On Today's Show:
- Pint-Sized Windowlickers
- Always Pay Your Male Prostitute
- Pants Pissing in the Special Ed Class
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Creppy Kid: Singing Lady in Red
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Hey Freaks!
New PO BOX!!!
That's right! You can again start sending me weird shit. In the past I've received Japanese Porno Cartoons, Liquid Ass, Truckloads of smut (courtesy of TLA Raw, Professor P's Pornorama, and listeners), CD's, DVD's, Money, A statue of a bear on the toilet, etc. I appreciate all of it. Send your junk to:
PO BOX 1115
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And yes, if you'd like a yearly membership to the Sideshow, send $50.00 along with your Name and E-mail address (clearly written or typed) and I'll set you up ASAP.
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember, it's a new month, so I'd really appreciate it if you voted for DV over at Podcastalley. Thanks, mates. Oh, if anyone lives in French speaking Quebec, Canada, I heard they are still selling Coke II there. I want some! (It's different than C2)
On Today's Show:
- Toys on Fire
- Mannequin Love
- Panty Sniffing in Retail Stores
Links:
David Wain: The Musical Mastermind Behind "Bagel"
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Hey Freaks!
Back with your Wednesday podcast. Enjoy the stupidity. Don't forget to send all those twisted audio/video clips you run across. I love that shit. The PO Box is coming this week. Rawk!
On Today's Show:
- Malicious Castration
- Let's Get WASTED
- Calling From The Trash
Links:
Whorehole: Fall into Cheryl's Gap
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Hey Freaks!
I'm back with a brand new show for the brand new year! Enjoy the show and the abortion of a Sextastic Tuesday story I have for you. Plus, I reveal the winner of the Don West contest. That is all. Period. Bar none.
On Today's Show:
- It's Log!
- Fully Loaded Porn
- Sexy Parasites
Links:
Meat Spin: Counting is Fun!
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Hey Freaks!!
Happy New Year! You made 2006 absolutely awesome for me. With the Sideshow and everything else going on, I hope 2007 is just as great. Thank you guys so much for everything. Enjoy the Best-Of Show. See you back here tomorrow to start a BRAND NEW YEAR of DV!!
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