March 2007 Archives
Hey Freaks!
Ending the week (and the month) with an Extended show! Sideshow Freaks: Enjoy! Remember, a new month starts on Sunday, so please vote for DV at Podcast Alley.
On Today's Show:
- Cock Tanglings
- Olympic Anal Rammers
- Stole Penis Pumps
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Hey Freaks,
I'm back for the Thursday show! I'm not at 100% today because I woke up sick, but I've got a brand new batch of Yahoo! Answers to help me along. Enjoy the show, and if you're not a member of the Sideshow, get on that shit. $5.00 a month or $50.00 a year. CHEAP!
On Today's Show:
- News Channel 5 Wants to Kidnap Your Babies
- Barnes & Noble & Semen
- Sex Offenders want a Pay Raise!
Links:
Baby Got Book: I forgot to thank Kevin for sending this to me!
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Wednesday show! Remember, if you run across a bizarre news story, funny audio/video clip, or strange website, E-mail me! I'm always looking for weird shit. Also, don't forget to get your questions in to Satan, and help us sabotage Yahoo! Answers. Oh, and sign up for the Sideshow.
On Today's Show:
- Eating Tainted Dog Food
- 90 Pounds of Stolen Panties
- Killed By A Zit-Face
Links:
Mean Mom: Greatest Fight Ever
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show today! If you're a Sideshow member, that's almost an hour worth of DV Goodness! If you're not a member, sign up now!
On Today's Show:
-Play Doh Penis
-Purity Balls
- Monkey Orgasms
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Hey Freaks!
Hope you freaks had a great weekend! I've got a great show for you today. Enjoy the stupidity! Not a Sideshow Member? You missed an exclusive weekend show! Sign up here to listen!
On Today's Show:
- Evil Lesbians!
- Midget Sex Offenders
- Chronic Farters
Links:
Joe Hedges: I kissed his ass pretty good today. Pre-Order the Album Now!
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Friday show! If you're a Sideshow member, enjoy an exclusive weekend program. I'm also going to finally get those ringtones up. If you're not a member, The Sideshow is only $5.00 a month! Cheap! Signup now!
On Today's Show:
- Preventing Cows From Farting
- Boning A Shoplifter
- Helping Your Daughter Ship Her Dirty Underwear
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
I've got another big show today. All of the usual crap you know and tolerate from me, plus the results of my Bristol Stool Challenge for you Sideshow freaks. If you're not a member of the Sideshow, fork over the cash and join the party. Also, remember today is the day we Bum Rush the Charts! Buy Black Lab's Mine Again from iTunes.
On Today's Show:
- Fucking A Dead Deer
- Wine-Dipped Testicles
- Ripping Your Wife's Eyballs Out
Links:
Bum Rush: Click Here To Buy Mine Again (today's closing music)
DV IRC Room: Cybersex with Virgin Sex Pet NOW!
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Hey Freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! X 100000
Enjoy the show today! Today, in addition to the regular shit, we find out how I died. Plus, for you Sideshow members, you get an extended program! Sign up for the Sideshow now and enjoy the fresh perks.
On Today's Show:
- Simon Cowell is watching you fuck
- Pissing in the pot
- Vaginal teeth
Join the freaks in the live chatroom: irc.quakenet.org/distortedview
Links:
Tim's Online Memorial: RIP Share your thoughts and prayers
Midnight Rider: Thanks to Christopher for this Hall of Famer
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
It's Sextastic Tuesday! Enjoy the stupidity!
On Today's Show:
- Masturbating Drunk Driving
- A Toilet Brush Up Your Ass
- Fuck You...Says Children's TV
Links:
Bum Rush the Charts: Stick it to the Man!
DV Sideshow: Sign up and Support the Show!
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show!
On Today's Show:
- $2.00 Nudists!
- Castration Chamber
- Baby Biting
Links:
Bum Rush the Charts: Stick it to the Man!
DV Sideshow: Sign up and Support the Show!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show and have a great weekend! If you're a Sideshow Freak, you're getting an extended show today. I'm also going to try and finally encode my 26 minute video masterpiece from a few years ago called "Night Owls: Ladies In Danger" in iPod format and post that on the feed this weekend. It's the video too hot for Youtube and GoogleVideo (they both took it down).
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On Today's Show:
- Decapitating your babychild
- Masturbating on Always Low Priced Clothing
- Dog Bites Dick
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Thursday show! It's an extended program, so you Sideshow members will enjoy extra DV goodness. I'd love to do some new Yahoo Question and Answers, so E-mail me your handiwork!
On Today's Show:
- More Penis Slicing
- Car Driving Unicorns of DOOM!
- Abortion Greeting Cards!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Back with a normal show for you today. I mean, if you consider beastiality, female fisting, and cattle prodding the autistic to be "normal". That's the Distorted View Difference! *ting*.
Enjoy the show! I've finally got the contest announcement for you! Get to work and you could win a fabulous prize!
On Today's Show:
- Shocking the Unsavory
- A Pedophile and his toys
- Suicide With Saws...GONE WRONG.
Links:
BeastTube: I Mean, What. The. Fuck.
Pain Rain Love: The Music Video
Top 5 Videos: 10 Minute You Tube Version (100% Crotchless!)
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Hey Freaks,
Well, I'm fianlly back. You know, I've been doing my show for years now and I've become good at estimating how much time it's going to take me to do a show. Videos, however, are a different beast altogether. So I'm sorry it took longer than expected, and there was no show yesterday because of it.
The original concept of the video was just going to be me introducing 5 funny videos, but sometime this weekend the project took on a life of it's own. When I decided to include a music video to my hit single Pain-Rain-Love, I realized it was more than just a countdown show. So, yeah, my stupidity is sprinkled throughout this 18 minute disaster. I also pop up IN some of the top 5 videos, so pay attention.
This was going to be a Sideshow-only videocast, but again, when I missed the Monday show I thought I better let you all in on what I've been doing. If you guys like it, and want more, future installments will be member-only.
So say thanks to your Sideshow member friends, because without them, this craptacular extravaganza would not be possible.
P.S. Regular show resume tomorrow.
On Today's Show:
- My World Premiere Music Video!
- A Domestic Violence Re-Enactment
- Meet My Kitty Cat Santiago
- Plus More!
Can't play MP4 videos? Windows Media version will be online soon.
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Watch Today's Show: DV Top 5 Video Countdown
Hey Freaks!
I've been woorking hard on a new video cast. It's taking a lot more work than i thought, but it should be up today. Everyone will get the video cast. not just sideshow members. Tomorrow normal shows resume.
Check back here later for the goods.
-T
Hey Freaks,
Back with another extended show! Enjoy the program, and have a great weekend!
On Today's Show:
- Lysol Kills Bacteria / Babies
- Grilled Genitals
- Fecal Deposits at a German Bank
Link:
Jeff Stryker: Pop!
Crazy Laughter: Holy Mother!
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PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! Thanks to everyone who contributes audio/video and news stories they run across. Keep them coming! If you're not a member of the Sideshow, there's no better time than now! I just lowered the price to $5.00 a month or $50.00 a year! These prices won't last long! ;-)
On Today's Show:
- Babychuks
- Failed Abortions
- iPod (and love) in exchange for sex
Links:
CJizzle: Wow. Just..wow.
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show!
On Today's Show:
- Stabbing Mommy Westward
- Scalping Your Girlfriend
- $ell Urine and Get RICH!!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
Links:
Big Bill Hell's: Home of Challenge Pissing
Emo Girl: Youtube Profile
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
It's Tuesday! You know what that means: another ST story! This time it's a listener-submitted story. Enjoy the program. If you're a Sideshow member, you get well over 20 minutes of additional content, bringing the show to almost an hour. Sign up now to get all the extra crap.
On Today's Show:
- Werewolf Bad (and not very polite)
- Molesting Superman
- Frankenstani (I chuckled at that one)
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Back with an EXTENDED show for you Sideshow freaks! Seriously, if you're not a member you're missing out on a lot of great stuff. Tomorrow I've got another extended show for you as well. Today on the show I am very proud and honored to say DV has it's first official national sponsor. It's a really great show and my way of saying sorry for the lack of a weekend program.
On Today's Show:
- High School Pornical
- Pickled Babies
- Toddler Reefer Madness!
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Friday show! Although there is no extended show, Sideshow members will be getting a videocast later today and a full show later this weekend. Rock on! If you're not a member, sign up for the Sideshow now!
On Today's Show:
- Scorched Penis
- Latex and Donkeys
- Eating Your Own Dick
Links:
The Emo News Report: Watch it!
The Emo Quiz: Featured in the news story
PO Box Address:
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! Remember: it's a brand new month, so it's important to vote for us at Podcast Alley. Also, throw some cash towards the sideshow and enjoy all the extra content!
On Today's Show:
- Teacher cuts pupil's tongue with scissors
- Nurse fucks an elderly woman
- A Principal on Crystal Meth
Links: My Pussy is TORN! Thanks to Brian for the link
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
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