April 2007 Archives
Hey Freaks!
No Monday show. I'll make it up to you Sideshow Freaks later on in the week. I just switched back to Windows XP! Finally! So now I'm re-downloading all the shit I need.
One unfortunate thing that happened was the hard drive with all the DV episodes from the past few years were wiped out, along with some music beds and shit. I Have no idea why the letter drives for C and D became swapped when I installed XP. Really strange. Most of the stuff is backed up, I hope.
I'll be back with a Tuesday show.
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Friday show and have a great weekend! Want more DV this weekend? Sign up for the Sideshow and listen to some of the extended show!
On Today's Show:
- Condoms in your food
- Special Olympic Sex
- Nude Men In Heels
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Hey Freaks!
Back here with your Thursday show. In addition to the news, I've got a new batch of Sabotage Yahoo Questions and Answers. Enjoy the stupidity!
On Today's Show:
- Stuck in a toilet seat, head first.
- Sucking out gas, Dyson style!
- Porn Stars Get Political
Links:
DV Sideshow: $5.00 a month could help feed a few children. Please, don't let that happen.
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the extended show! If you're not a member, sign up now!
- Penis Topped Pizzas
- Murder for the fun of it
- Breaking in to rub one out
Links:
More Vagina Power: Slip on that nut bracket!
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the show! It's Tuesday, and you all know what that means: storytime! It's also an extended show for you Sideshow freaks, so you get even more show! The Rawk never stops on DV. Until the show's over. So I guess it does stop. The rock (or rawk) doesnt even make it to the hour mark. Holy shit this is lame. Want to hear the extended show? Join the Sideshow!
On Today's Show:
- Pervy Captain America
- Soup of Doom!
- Hello? Is this Pussy Control?
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Hey Freaks!
New Week, New Show, New Sideshow content! Rawk. Yes, it's a jam-packed extended show. If you're one of the few people who have not forked over the five measily dollars, what are you waiting for? Go without a Quarter Pounder Meal (#2 combo) for a day and start enjoying the perks, fat ass. Sign up now!
On Today's Show:
- Calling For Sex Predators?
- Vile Little Pigs
- Racist Ottomans
Links:
I'm dead. Again: Please, do some grieving.
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Friday show! I'll most likely be back this weekend for exclusive Sideshow shit, so if you're a member, keep checking back! If you're not a member: sign up now!
On Today's Show:
- Pooping From Your Pussy
- Babies Down The Air Shaft
- Scalped by a Go-Kart
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Hey Freaks!
Shownotes to come! Enjoy the show.
Hey Freaks,
I haven't done a best of show in forever, so no bitching. Plus, I've got a special Best-Of for you. Back in early 2006, I did 6 weekly shows for Say Radio where I played my favorite moments from the past week on DV. I thought I'd share one of those episodes with you today.
Enjoy! I'll be back tomorrow with new stupidity.
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Hey Freaks,
Enjoy the Tuesday show. I'm going to bed. SOO tired.
On Today's Show:
- Bidets On Fire
- Gays and Fruits
- Raising the Dead with Fairy Dust
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Hey Freaks!
You can pretty much tell when I'm in a good mood, because the show gets even more ridiculous and silly. I guess today is one of those shows. Enjoy it, because Tim in a good mood is a rare thing, indeed. Sign up for the sideshow!
On Today's Show:
- Groping Walking Corpses
- Flesh-Eating ABC's
- Pliers + Fingernails + Blood = GOLD!
Links:
Joe Hedges: As Heard on DV / Dawson's Creek
DV Sideshow: Extra DV! Cheap! Nitro-Burning Funny Cars!
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Friday show! Sideshow Freaks: I'll see you back this weekend! If you're not a member, sign up now to catch the weekend show.
On Today's Show:
- Pissing on Mom's Wedding Gown
- Port-a-Potty Hideouts
- A Prettier Vaginas Now only $10,000
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PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Thursday show! Remember: if you've run across some amazing audio/video, or a strange news story, E-mail it to me!
On Today's Show:
- Gut Droppings
- Renting out your Retard Sister
- Menstrual Journal
Links:
TiddyBear: Uh..yeah.
Sideshow: Extra DV Goodness
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Hey Freaks!
Sideshow freaks, enjoy the extended content. For the rest of you cheap bastards, enjoy the normal shit :)
On Today's Show:
- Cremation Recipes
- The Kids On Tumbling
- Strangle Sex
Links:
DV Sideshow: Rejoice in extra DV-ness
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Hey Freaks!
Back for a brand new installment of Sextastic Tuesday. While last week's story was amusing, this week we're back to just plain disturbing. Enjoy the insanity!
On Today's Show:
- Black, Deaf, Lesbian Chainsaw Vixens From Planet Sexotica
- Cable Porn In The Classroom
- Club Emo
Links:
The Sideshow: DV's member site! $5.00 a month or $50.00 a year. Sign up now!
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Monday show! I just posted a video for Sideshow Members! Sign up now!
On Today's Show:
- Dirrrty Dentist
- Raw Penises
- Dead Rat in the Mouth of the Elderly
Links:
Open Letter To Cop Who Arrested Me: By Popular Request
Veiny Girls: HAWT
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Hey Freaks,
Enjoy the Friday show, and have a great Easter Sunday. If you're a sideshow member, enjoy over 20 minutes of extra DV content on today's extended show. Want to join the party? Sign up for the sideshow!
On Today's Show:
- Vibrators: You put your weed in it
- Hot Animal Sex
- Laughing in The Face of Victims
Links:
Tim's Myspace: I look pretty!
Helen Hunt: Gone Wild on PCP
Super Freak Sideshow: Now 150% More Super-er
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: It's A Newish Month! Vote to Keep DV in the Top 10
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Hey Freaks!
I'm back with yet another Extended show! For you freaks who have signed up for the Sideshow, enjoy the extra content. If you're not yet a member, why not sign up now!? It's cheap!
On Today's Show:
- Old Bowling Bal Head
- Pissing on Japanese Girls
- Saved by Shit
Links:
Cornswalled Parody: Click It!
Clown Training Video: I mean, WTF
Pant Poop Party: Finally, a site for me!
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: It's A New Month! Vote to Keep DV in the Top 10
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Hey Freaks!
Well, for once I had the show ready to go at around 1:00AM, but Windows Vista has bent me over and fucked me raw and hard once again. I spent the past 3 hours trying to get to the login screen (it would go black after the loading message). Turns out it was a bad device driver update that I installed about 5 days ago. I tried System Restore from a point PRIOR to that driver installation, but for some reason that didn't work either. Microsoft fucking SUX.
On Today's Show:
- Febreeze Poisoning
- Throwing a Number 3 on the Bristol Stool Chart
- Snorting Dad
Links:
Life Alert: One and Two
The Clapper: Pay Attention To Granny's Clap at the End
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: It's A New Month! Vote to Keep DV in the Top 10
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Tuesday show! Sign up for the Sideshow! Yada yada yada. Today's show is extended! Ladies, I have you covered with length and girth today.
On Today's Show:
- Bite Your Wife And Make Her Cook
- Hammer Time
- Xanax + Nude Girl = Good Times!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: It's A New Month! Vote to Keep DV in the Top 10
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Hey Freaks!
Hope you guys/gals had a wonderful weekend! A lot can happen in two days! I go over all of it on today's show! Enjoy! If you like what you hear, sign up for the Sideshow! $5.00 a month or $50.00 a year.
On Today's Show:
- Kitty Castration
- Jesus is a Heroin Addict!
- Jesus is Made of Chocolate!
Links:
Cornswalled: Blog One | Blog Two
NAMBLA'S Pretty Woman: Comedy or Pedo Propaganda
The Pedolouges: Looks Like They Went Down Hard (pun!)
Mens News Daily: SOME Right-Wingers like me
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
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DISTORTED VIEW
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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