October 2007 Archives

Hey Freaks!

Halloween is romorrow! Enjoy last years Spooktastic Tuesday show. Tomorrow we'll do a Wednesday Sextastic tuesday to celebrate the holiday. Upset there's no new content today? Fuck you, freeloaders. Sideshow freaks will be getting a videocast. So, suck it up and fork over the $5.00.

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Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 10/30/07

Hey Freaks!

I'm back in town and back with a new show to start our Monday off. If you liked Corey's mashup on Friday, you'll really love today's edition. Enjoy the stupidity!

On Today's Show:

- Bleached Baby Bingo

- Dry Humping A  Bicycle

- Ring Ring Ring Banana Cock

Hey Freaks!

Back for the Friday show in a big, big way. Lots of great stuff on today's program, and to top it all off, it's an extended program. You Sideshow members will get even more DV. Rock on! Not a member? Sign up now. I'll be producing an exclusive show before I leave town for the weekend.

On Today's Show:

- A Mercy Castration

- Acupuncture Gender Reassignment

- Death By Breastfeeding

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Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 10/26/07

Hey Freaks!

Sorry, but I've got a Best-Of Show for you. I just woke up. I was up late getting the blog section back up. So check out all that shit, enjoy this classique episode of DV, and I'll be back tomorrow. Enjoy!

On Today's Show:

- Shock Potty Treatment

- Shit Pockets

- Frying Kittens

Hey Freaks!

Sorry, but I've got a Best-Of Show for you. I just woke up. I was up late getting the blog section back up. So check out all that shit, enjoy this classique episode of DV, and I'll be back tomorrow. Enjoy!

On Today's Show:

- Shock Potty Treatment

- Shit Pockets

- Frying Kittens

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Wednesday program! Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! Support the show and get additional content. Win Win! Exclamation Marks!

On Today's Show:

- A City Full of Fat-Man's

- Shitting In Your Minivan

- Cigarettes: Now With Larva

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Armchair Kid Nation: A Program Full of Cunts

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Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 10/24/07

Hey Freaks! Sorry for the late update again.

On Today's Show:

- Icy Corpse

- Candy Bar For Tits

- A Near Dead Rolling on the Freeway

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Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 10/23/07

Hey Freaks!

Sorry for the late show, but here you go! Midgets and shit dick and laughing skeletons, oh my! Enjoy the stupidity

On Today's Show:

- Using your Anus as a Bottle Opener

- mmmm Ear Wax

- A Penised Back

Links:

Eating Earwax: Suck that finger!

Friday is here. I think I've got a great show for you today. Lots of stupidity. Sideshow freaks will get a weekend program and that video I promised. Have a great weekend!

On Today's Show:

- All Women Are Lesbian Tit Juice-Loving Freaks

- Shaken Baby!

- Hello Moto (Penis)

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Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 10/19/07

Hey Freaks!

Back for the big Wednesday show! Enjoy the program, and if you've got some funny audio/video, send it along! You could win my love and admiration.

On Today's Show:

- Curry Maggots

- Toilet Babies

- A Real Potty Mouth. Ba Dum Bum

Links:

New Wheels on the Block: Go-Tards Singing

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Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 10/17/07 

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Tuesday program! Sideshow freaks get an extended show. Rawk!

On Today's Show:

- All aboard the rape train

- Tug-Of-OH MY GOD MY ARM

- Taser Shield Babies

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Monday podcast! I've got a videocast for you Sideshow members later today, and then an extended show tomorrow. Not a member? Sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- Infant-Chucks

- Breast Fondling Leads To A Healthy Smile

- Force Feeding Men Estrogen Pills

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Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 10/15/07 

Hey Freaks!

 It's our 666th show! Guess who stops by? Enjoy the pure stupidity...and while you're at it, sign up for the sideshow and get even more DV!

On Today's Show:

- Penis Slicing A Matter of Honor

- Old Staple Head

- Attack of the Phantom Pooper

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 Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 10/12/07