November 2007 Archives

Distorted View Daily: 11/30/07

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Friday podcast! Sideshow freaks will get a weekend program, so if you want more DV, sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- 300 Pound Hookers

- Knifing A Sea Lion

- Dead, Naked Amputees

Links:

Shrinking: Yet Another Stupid Fetish

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/30/07

Distorted View Daily: 11/29/07

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Hey Freaks!

Back for your Thursday show! Enjoy the program. If you've run across something funny, (audio, video, news, etc) E-mail me. I'd love to check it out.

On Today's Show:

- Baby Dick Flashers 

- Peeing Shit!

- Eating 40 Pairs of Underwear

Links:

The BackUp: Where Did I Put My Shotgun, Oh No...

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/29/07

 

Distorted View Daily: 11/28/07

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Hey Freaks!

I'm back with your Wednesday show! If you're a member of the DV Sideshow, you'll get an additional 20 minutes of audio stupidity from me. Not a member? Sign up and you'll gain access to the extended shows.

On Today's Show:

- Drag Queens Rule McDonald-Land

- Ripped Out Chunks of Hair

- Melty Skin

Links:

MarvieWorld: Get Some Rare Butch Walker / Marvelous 3 Music Here!

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/28/07

Distorted View Daily: 11/27/07

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Hey Freaks!

I'm so happy to back with new programs! Enjoy the program. I tried to go a little bit longer today to make up for the lack of shows for you non-paying listeners. So, enjoy 40 minutes of stupidity.

On Today's Show:

- Poop Cures!

- Jerking Off on German Engineering

- Cock Biters!

Links:

Bad Music Radio: Oh Christ, My Ears!

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/27/07

Distorted View Daily: 11/26/07

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Hey Freaks!

Yeah, it's a best of show. Sorry freaks! I got back down to Columbus super late. In addition to the Thanksgiving stuff, I had to finish cleaning out my old apartment in Ashtabula. I'm pretty well exhausted. My trip back down to Columbus was extended by about an hour and a half because EVERYONE was returning to the city and there were some wicked traffic jams. At any rate, I'll do a weekend program to make it up to you. Enjoy this best of show!

On another note: Because I was stranded in Bula for so long, I received so many E-mails, my box got full and many of you got an error when you email me. Many of you are Sideshow members who were trying to enter the contest. I'll extend the deadline until the end of Tuesday so you can still get your links/video/audio into me.

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/26/07

 

Distorted View Daily: 11/22/07

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Hey Freaks!

Happy Thanksgiving! Believe it or not, I did a brand new show for Sideshow Members today. Want to hear it? Sign up! Otherwise, enjoy the Best-Of Show! A listeners E-mailed me and requested the episode where the Windowlicker used orajel to jerk off. Your wish is my command!

- Pencils in the Butt

- The Shocker Says Cheese

- Ripped Testicles

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/22/07

Distorted View Daily: 11/21/07

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Hey Freaks!

You're missing some great shows this week! To celebrate the 1-year anniversary of the Sideshow, I'm doing a week of member-only shows. Not a member? Sign up so you don't miss a thing.

I do miss you guys! I'll be back next week with new programs for you cheap bastards.

On today's Best of Show we take a trip to the TRANNY ZONE!!!!

- Hammetime! (to your head)

- A Mousetrap Snaps Your Penis...AGAIN

- The Elderly. Nuff Said

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/21/07

 

Distorted View Daily: 11/20/07

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Hey Freaks,

This week marks the first anniversary of the DV Sideshow! To celebrate, all the new shows with week are Sideshow-exlcusive. Want to hear them? Sign up! Otherwise, enjoy some Best-Of Show!

On Today's Show:

- Iron Heads

- Igniting Love Ones of Fire

- Giving Pedos Boners

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/20/07

Distorted View Daily: 11/19/07

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Hey Freaks,

This week marks the first anniversary of the DV Sideshow! To celebrate, all the new shows with week are Sideshow-exlcusive. Want to hear them? Sign up! Otherwise, enjoy some Best-Of Show!

On Today's Show:

- Drunk Dogs

- Pervy Teachers

- Attack of the Sidewalk Masturbater

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/19/07

Distorted View Daily: 11/16/07

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Hey Freaks!

It's time to end the week once again. If you're Sideshow members, I'll have a weekend program for you. Don't forget, all next week new shows will be for Sideshow Members-only. Sign up now so you don't miss a thing. Non-paying members will get Best-Of Shows. Having something specific you want to hear? Let me know and I'll try to find it.

On Today's Show:

- Convicted Pedophiles in the Classroom

- Greasy Penis Prints

- When Wet Willies Go Bad

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/16/07

Distorted View Daily: 11/15/07

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Hey Freaks!

Back with an extended Thursday show! If you're a Sideshow member you get almost 20 minutes of extra content today. Not a member? Sign up now! Next week, every new show will be Sideshow-exclusive. Free-side listeners will hear Best-Of Shows.

On Today's Show:

- Finding Underage Love Scrawled on a Restroom Wall

- Plus Drunk Kids Hold Themsleves Hostage

- Norway Loves Penis Pasta

Links:

Blind Melon Girl: Our Little Miss Sunshine

PO BOX

Coming Soon

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/15/07

Distorted View Daily: 11/14/07

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Hey Freaks!

Here's your Wednesday show. Lots of great audio and news stories today, so enjoy. Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow!

On Today's Show:

- Dried Cum in Your Hair. Thanks China

- Dead Man in a Cat Door

- Sleep-Raping

PO BOX

Coming Soon

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/14/07

Distorted View Daily: 11/13/07

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Hey Freaks!

I'm back down in Columbus and back with a brand new episode! Enjoy the program and if you like what you hear, why not sign up for the Sideshow?

On Today's Show:

- Pot Smoking Porn Freak Politics

- Sliding Under the Stalls

- Egg On His Blue Face

PO BOX

Coming Soon

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/13/07

Distorted View Daily: 11/09/07

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Friday show! The next time I'll be talking to you, I'll be back in Columbus, Ohio. That's right: I've been liberated from the 'Bu. Sign up for the Sideshow and support the show!

On Today's Show:

- Demonic Woodchippers

- Penis Doggy Toys

- Assault With a Deadly Frying Pan

PO Box Address:

(Since I'm moving, please don't send anymore mail to this address. New PO Box Address soon)
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/09/07

 

Distorted View Daily: 11/08/07

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Thursday show! I found out the song today's Linda Finkle Hall of Fame Nominee is singing is a 5th Dimension cover. Still, it's HORRIFIC! I wonder if future generations will be making fun of Fergie's crappy songs the same way we treat today's nominee.

On Today's Show:

- Pot Smoking Brides

- Chewing Of a Loved Ones Lip

- Attack of the Carrot Cock

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/08/07

Distorted View Daily: 11/07/07

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Hey Freaks!

Back with the Wednesday show! Bonus: it's posted early! Double Bonus: It's an extended show! Want to hear all the extra stuff? Sign up for the Sideshow!

On Today's Show:

- Hot Cookies of Doom

- Men in Nepal: They've Got a License To Fuck

- Homeless Phone Sex

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/07/07

Distorted View Daily: 11/06/07

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Tuesday show!

On Today's Show:

- Making Love To The Sidewalk

- Drilling Your Sinuses Out, So Hard

- Braided Beauty Becomes Balding Bitch

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/06/07

 

Distorted View Daily: 11/05/07

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There goes another murder,

Hey Freaks! Enjoy the monday show! Not a Sideshow member? Sign up now and you can hear the exclusive weekend program I did on Sunday. Rawk.

On Today's Show:

- Sniffing Shit

- College Porn Clubs

- More Nail-Gun Murder

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/05/07

 

Distorted View Daily: 11/02/07

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Friday show! If you're a Sideshow member, I'll be back with an exclusive weekend show for you. Get all that extra DV goodness: Sign up Now!

On Today's Show:

- Forced Coont Piercings

- You Can't Keep a Good Crackhead Down

- A Spider Made Me Rape

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/02/07

Distorted View Daily: 11/01/07

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Hey Freaks!

I'm tired. Off to bed. Enjoy the show!

On Today's Show:

- A Real, Live FAT PIG!

- Assault By Pickle

- Grandma Knitted Me a Cock Warmer

Links:

Kinky Knit Wear: Made By The Near Dead

Alexyss K Tylor: New Remix Song

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 1115
ASHTABULA, OHIO 44005

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 11/01/07