December 2007 Archives

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Friday show! I'll be back this weekend with another program for everone. I'll be updating the Sideshow with more content as well! Sign up now and become a card-carrying FREAK!

On Today's Show:

- The Pig Spleen Says This Weekend Will Be Partly Cloudy With a Chance Of Bacon

- Your Dad!

- Thor's Mighty Hammer

Hey Freaks!

I'm back from my short Christmas break! Hope you all had a great holidays, but it's time now to get back to the stupidity. Want more DV, plus my mom's reaction to 2girls1cup? Sign up to the sideshw now!

On Today's Show:

- Attacked By Hamburger Patties (OF DOOM!)

- Pissin in the Closet

- The Worst Gift Under the Tree EVER

Links:

Winnebago Man: Gibberish Edition

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Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 12/27/07

Hey Freaks!

Yeah, the show is late. I'm sorry. On the bright side: it's an extended program! Bonus: A weekend show for you Sideshow members will be popping up tomorrow! Enjoy the stupidity! Not a member? Sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- 10 inches of Feces

- FATALITY!

- Teenager to Toddler: Choke on it!

Links

WFMU: Beware of the Blog! Great/Bizarre MP3 Finds

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Thursday program! If you're a Sideshow member you've been getting daily updates of exclusive stuff. The most recent addition was an hour of our live program from July of 2000 back when I moved down to Dallas, TX to work for an Internet broadcast company. It's some of the most cringe-worthy and horrible stuff I've done.. Enjoy.

On Today's Show:

- A Kidz Bop Jihad

- World Orgasm Day

- Embarassing Cock Tats

P.S. I mislabeled today's mp3 ID3 tag as 12/28/07. I'm a fucktard.

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Wednesday show!

On Today's Show:

- Bloody Mouthes

- A  7 Year Old Drag Queen

- Penis Promises

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Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 12/19/07

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Tuesday program! Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! The new site is chugging right along and new stuff is being added daily.

On Today's Show:

- Poop Worms!

- Bleach Bingo Babies

- Dogs Sucking On Your Cock Teets

Hey Freaks!

Back for another week of show with you! Enjoy the program!

On Today's Show:

- Splattered Feces

- Flaming Hemorrhoids

- Santa Hates You

Links:

Dating On Demand: Poor Danny

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Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 12/17/07

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Friday show! The new Sideshow site will be going live today. Working out some more of the kinks and you freaks will see stuff popping up on the site all weekend. Most of you will see the new site online sometime this afternoon. Until then, enjoy the crappy old verison.

On Today's Show:

-  Mangled Scrotum

- Return of the Baby Slugger

- Dry Cleaner Dies Martinizing Herself

Hey Freaks!

Got a great show for you today! Enjoy, and if you love the show and want more, sign up for the Sideshow!

On Today's Show:

- Which Celebrity Banged 9,000 Ladies?

- Busted Open Balls

- The Worst Sex In The World

Links:

Straight Outta Compton: Thanks, Nina Gordon!

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Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 12/12/07

Hey Freaks!

Back here for the Tuesday show! Enjoy the program and don't forget to sign up for the Sideshow to get all the extra stuff during the 12 Days of Distortion coming up.

On Today's Show:

- Running Over The Baby Jebus

- Hotel Death,

- Shitting On The Wise Men

Hey Freaks!

I'm back and 100% healthy! Tune in tomorrow when I will no doubt come down with Legionnaires dieasese or something. This past weekend I did a weekend program for my Sideshow freaks. Want to hear it? Sign up!

On Today's Show:

- Fired For Halitosis

- I'll Take My Body Half Cremated

- My Long Lost Rapist

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Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 12/10/07

Note:  DOH! I'm a fucktard. I posted this in on the blgo feed on Friday, not the the actual show feed. My bad. I would have caught the mistake earlier, but my internet connection was down friday and saturday. All is well. Enjoy the show show.

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Friday show! lots of great stuff to share with you today! If you want more DV sign up for the Sideshow! I've got a weekend show for you coming up! Rawk!

On Today's Show:

- Ham For Jews

- Santa Loves Oral Sex

- Ho Ho Ho

Hey Freaks!

Despite my throat I think I've got a good show for you today! Enjoy!

On Today's Show:

- Pork Brains Made My Arms Numb

- Rectal Bleeding

- Chronic Farts

Links:

The DV Blog: Check Out The Videos I Talked About Today!

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Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 12/06/07

Hey Freaks!

I'm back, but not at 100% thanks to my sore-throat. That's my excuse for today's show. What will my excuse be tomorrow? Tune in to find out! I'm leaning towards Hepatitis. Thanks, Santiago.

On Today's Show:

- Duct Taping Your Children

- Getting the Piss Knocked Out of You

- A Miracle La-Z-Boy

Links:

Butt Implant: Goes Bad. Real Bad.

Hey Freaks!

New show will be posted later today. As for right now, here a program from last year

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Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 12/04/07

Hey Freaks!

I've got a sore throat today, but I;m still back with a new show to start your week. Enjoy the podcast! Remember, if you want to send the gift of a yearly Sideshow membership, E-mail me and I'll tell you how to do it. If you want to sign yourself up for a members, just click here! Simple!

On Today's Show:

- So Much Illegal Sex!

- Multiple Eye Stabbings

- Are you a Jew H8R?