January 2008 Archives

Hey Freaks!

Are you ready to get down and dirty? Welcome to the Tuesday show. Oh man, you probably want to fast forward past the ST story. Awful. Just....AWFUL.

On Today's Show:

- Zapping Toddlers

- MORE Microwaved Babies

- Punching Horses In Their Pony Heads

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Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/29/08

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the show! I'm tired so lets make this quick:

On Today's Show:

- The Cat Found Your Stash

- Electric Sliding To Heaven

-  Movie Sanitizer = Sex Predator

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Friday show! For you Sideshow freaks, I'll try to have some weekend updates for you, like posting the opening song for you to download and enjoy, and the long-promised videocast. Sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- Penis Stomach

- Shoe String Jesus Crisps

- Rocking The Crotchless Panties at 60

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/25/08

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Thursday show! If you've got some funny audio or video you've run across, send it along to me! Want even more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow!

On Today's Show:

- Piss Hammer!

- Blowtorching Down The House

- Jesus Sanctioned Fucking

Hey Freaks!

Back with a really good show for you today. Why is it I seem to have good shows everytime something horrible happens in the world or  someone famous dies? I'm a tragedy-whore, I guess. Regardless, enjoy the program! If you like what you hear, support the show! Sign up for the Sideshow! You get a ton of extra content, I manage to stay off the streets for another day. It's a win-win.

On Today's Show:

- Gushing Robot Sex Machines

- The Legend of Old Maggot Eyes

- Why is Your Girlfriend Blowing A Dog?

Links:

Granny Go Boom: Let's Laugh At The Near Dead

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/23/08

Hey Freaks!

Back with another extended show for you Sideshow freaks! Plus a brand new edition of ST Tuesday. Enjoy all of the stupidity! Want all the extra, peanut-buttery goodness? Sign up for the Sideshow!

On Today's Show:

- Sofa Blob Monster

- I've Got Your Intestines In My Hands

- Mannequins are not Sexy Toys

Hey Freaks!

I'm back with the Monday show! It's extended, so Sideshow Members will get over 15 minutes of additional content. Tomorrow will be ANOTHER extended show, so sign up now so you don't miss a thing. $5 a month or get a whole year for $50. Do the math, it's a BAR-GON

On Today's Show:

- Flaming Pouches of Doom!

- Beaten With A Deadly Leg

- Poop In Your Laundry

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/21/08

Hey Freaks!

Back for the big Thursday show! Tomorrow I believe we will end the week with another extended show, so if you want to hear the extra content, sign up for the Sideshow now!

On Today's Show:

- Head To Toe In Ketchup

- Newsflash: Brit Brit Still Crazy

- St. S/M Hospital

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Wednesday show! If you've got some funny audio or video you've run across, send it along to me! Want even more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! Super cheap, just like your mom. Ohhhh snap.

On Today's Show:

- Eye Cripples

- Fine Young Movie Stars

- Rubber Testicles on the Interstate

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/16/08

Hey Freaks!

Good morning! I've got a pretty gross STT for you today, along with all of the other stupidity you've grown to tolerate from me. Are you a Sideshow member? If so, enjoy the bonus extended content. Not a member? You are a disgrace to me. Why can't you be more like your brother? Get a job! (and then fork over some cash to me) Sign up here and earn your Freak Card.

On Today's Show:

- The Baby Chuck

- Drinking High Octane

- Black Magic Sex..and Subsequent Death

Hey Freaks!

Hope you had a great weekend, but it's time to buckle the fuck down and get back to work. Enjoy the stupidity. Tomorrows show will be en extended program, so if you're not a Sideshow member, sign up now so you don't miss one idiotic minute.

On Today's Show:

- Baby Loaf: Heat at 450 degrees for about an hour

- Bitch Tits: The Silent Killer

- S&M Corporate Retreats

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/14/08

Hiya Folks!

Ending the week with a great show! Alexyss? Check! Black Friday? Check! The return of the original Fat Man? Check! 2008 is going to be fucking GREAT. Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow!

On Today's Show:

- Scalding Baby Stew

- Feces Flingers

- Jizz Art!

Hey Freaks!

Oh man, I've got a big show for you today. If you are Sideshow members, I've got over 15 minutes of additional content including the possible return of a DV favorite. Not a member? Sign up now and get all the extra DV content!

On Today's Show:

- Wheeling The Dead Around In An Office Chair

- Killing Retards For The Sport of It

- Scissoring (not the hot kind)

Links:

PUS NATION: Get Your Scab On

Elderly Coughing: Phlegmy Near-Dead Action

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/10/08

Hey Freaks!

Back for the Tuesday show! I was so tired when I recorded this, I'm sure you'll hear a healthy dose of sleep-deprived stupidity today. Tomorrow I've got an extended show for you, so if you're not a member, sign up to the Sideshow right now!

On Today's Show:

- Microwaved Cats

- Boiled Ears

- Where's The Fire?

Hey Freaks!

A new week is here and with it comes the start of another batch audio stupidity. Enjoy the show, and if don't forget to sign up for the Sideshow and support the program! Scott Taylor would want it that way.

On Today's Show:

- Crunchy, Deadly Bagged Crack!

- Go Choke On A Weiner

- Do A Deer, A Fucking Deer

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 01/07/08

Hey Freaks!

The Friday show is here! Enjoy!

On Today's Show:

- Beastiality Ends On Oct 1

- Go, Die, Go!

- Monkey Whores

Sorry the shows have been so sporadic. This house has been crawling with guests because of the holidays and I haven't been able to get anything done. I think the cockroaches have all left so things should get back to normal. Normal show today, extra Sideshow content coming this weekend.

Thanks

-t

Hey Freaks,

I'm back with a brand new episode! Hope you've all recovered from your New Years partying.  Enjoy the show, and don't forget to keep checking the DV Blog for additional stupidity, My crack team of writers are constantly posting oddities from around the net.

On Today's Show:

- Impaled On New Years

- Life Saving Panties

- Masturbating Bikers

This is an update to Mizz Cheryl Merkowski's message. I got home this evening and the heat and electricity were both working! A New Years Miracle! There WILL be a show tomorrow, or my name isn't Precious Taft

-t

Hey Freaks...

If you're not a Sideshow member...right this second would be the best time to sign up ever. Why? Because I have asshole friends. Let me explain.

I'm not a huge drinker, but I can hold my liquor. New Years Eve, however, was the exception. I've never been more drunk in my life. I got to be honest with you, I don't remember much of that night. But that's ok because my friends documented every moment of it with pictures!

Today, Sideshow members are getting a DV Video Log with pictures of me in various stages of drunkeness. Want to see me passed outside on a bush covered from my head to toe in spilled drinks? Want to see me passed out on the floor? Hanging over a toilet? Making out with people!? How about VIDEO of a completely wasted Tim? Oh yeah, the fuckers got me on candid camera. Enjoy. It's cringe-inducing for me to watch, so I'm sure you'll love it.

Non paying members, DV will be back tomorrow.

-t