Distorted View Daily: New Years Aftermath

Hey Freaks...

If you're not a Sideshow member...right this second would be the best time to sign up ever. Why? Because I have asshole friends. Let me explain.

I'm not a huge drinker, but I can hold my liquor. New Years Eve, however, was the exception. I've never been more drunk in my life. I got to be honest with you, I don't remember much of that night. But that's ok because my friends documented every moment of it with pictures!

Today, Sideshow members are getting a DV Video Log with pictures of me in various stages of drunkeness. Want to see me passed outside on a bush covered from my head to toe in spilled drinks? Want to see me passed out on the floor? Hanging over a toilet? Making out with people!? How about VIDEO of a completely wasted Tim? Oh yeah, the fuckers got me on candid camera. Enjoy. It's cringe-inducing for me to watch, so I'm sure you'll love it.

Non paying members, DV will be back tomorrow.

-t