February 2008 Archives

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Thursday Show!

On Today's Show:

- Tropicock Castration

- Don't Drink The Acid

- Poop Stabbing

Links:

YouTube: 11 Year Old Rapper

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DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/28/08

Hey Freaks!

Got a big show for you today! If you're a Sideshow member you'll get well over 15 minutes of additional audiophonic stupidity. Sign up right here! Enjoy today's Sci-Fi themed Sextastic Wednesday!

On Today's Show:

- Suckle on Dog Teats

- Cream of Child Soup

- Rott Fucker

Hey Freaks!

Hey Freaks!

Check it out: I finally got around to getting a new PO BOX! You can once again sign up for a yearly sideshow membership (just include your name and email address so I can send you your password). Today I've got an extended show for you Sideshow freaks, so sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- Penis Wagging

- KISS it, Gene

- The Borat Rapist

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/22/08

Hey Freaks!

Back for the Thursday show! Sorry it's being posted a bit late!

On Today's Show:

- Panda Porn

- Cock Brush

- Asian Worms

Hey Freaks!

On Today's Show:

- Delicious Murder

- Piss From Heaven

- Simmered Fuck Face

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Hepl Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/20/08

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Tuesday show! Like the show? Sign up for the Sideshow! Love the show? Sign up for the Sideshow again.

On Today's Show:

- Attack of the Pelican Man!

- Auction-ing Off Your Baby Batter

- Silent Night In The Key of .....

Hey Freaks!

I am back and feeling much better after a gross and mucus-filled weekend of horror. I've got a fantastic show for you freaks today. It's an extended program so sideshow members will get over 20 minutes of extra content. That's almost an hour of DV stupidity today! Sign up now so you don't miss all the great shit on today's dopey show.

On Today's Show:

- The Choking Game

- Oven-Cooked Daughters

- Smoking Will Rape You

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Hepl Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/18/08

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Show!

On Today's Show:

- Meat Clevered

- Penis: NAILED

- Nutcracking Chokehold

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Wednesday show! Yesterday there was a fuck-up with the RSS feed for several hours and the wrong show was being downloaded. Yesterdays program featured a Night Court themed ST story. If you didnt get that version, check your podcatcher because the correct one should have been downloaded when I fixed the feed. Of course, you can download it on the website. Sideshow members did not have this problem. One more reason to sign up :)

On Today's Show:

- Weed and Cake!-

- Drunken Prison Orgies

- A Very Polite Vampire/Werewolf Hybrid

Links:

Retard Singing: Poor thing. Don't Laugh.

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Hepl Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/13/08

Note: For some stupid reason, the correct show was not playing when I first posted this. I have no idea why. Anyways, I re-uploaded the program and I think it's all fixed. Enjoy today's show...finally. Oh, Sideshow members didnt have this problem..so..you know, you should sign up.

Hey Freaks!

Finally! What Distorted View has needed for a long time: More Richard Moll. Today's Distorted View is an extended program for Sideshow members. Sign up now and get all the extra musty goodness.

On Today's Show:

- The $10 Million Rapist

- Spam Killer!

- The Glorious Twins of Pigeon Forge

Hey Freaks!

Back with your Monday show! Sign up for the Sideshow if you're not yet a member. Tomorrow there will be an extended program!

On Today's Show:

- Pot Crotch

- Taping Down The Tards

- Rape Training?

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Hepl Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/11/08

Hey Freaks!

Ending the week with the Friday show! Yesterday we did an extended show full of audio stupidity. If you're not a Sideshow member, you missed out on an additional 15 minutes of content. Sign up now so you can hear it all.

On Today's Show:

- A Penis On The Dresser

- Strapping In Your Booze

- Circumcision Blues

Link:

CBWalker: Sickly Psychic

Hey Freaks!

Ok, it's late, but as promised here is the Thursday show! It's an extended program, so for you Sideshow members, you'll get over 15 minutes of additional content! Sign up now so you don't miss it!

On Today's Show

- 1Granny3fingers

- I'm a Dead Puppy!

- More Toe Licking

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Hepl Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/07/08

Hey Freaks!

Have no fear, I'll be back later today with the new, extended show. It just wont be posted until later, and I know how my freaks like to listen to stuff on their way to work or school. Enjoy this CLASSIQUE episode of audiophonic stupidity.

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: It's a New Month! Hepl Get DV in the Top 10!

Listen To Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 02/07/08

Hey Freaks!

Back for the Wednesday show! Tomorrow I've got an extended program for you Sideshow members, so if you haven't signed up yet, do so now!

On Today's Show:

- Turning Tits Into Wine

- ZOMG! Tweens Luv Meth 4EVR!!

- Strategic Defense Orgies