March 2008 Archives

Distorted View Daily: 03/28/08

By Tim Henson on March 28, 2008 2:28 PM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

Back for the Friday show! I'm off to Ashtabula this weekend for family stuff and then to grab my dog! Finally! Lil Walter will be in da house, lickin' peanut butter off of all sorts of my body parts. Rock on!

On Today's Show:

- Is Your Pixelated Penis A Bootcock?

- Craigslist Ruins Another Life

- Bigfoot Rape

Links:

Burger: The Now-Dead Cat From Hell

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/28/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/27/08

By Tim Henson on March 27, 2008 4:31 PM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program, and if you like what you hear, consider becoming one of Timmy's Kids. It's different than, for instance, becoming a Jerry's Kid. If you're a Jerry's Kid, you get stuff because you're a tard. Timmy's Kids actually GIVE TIMMY MONEY, because Timmy is a tard.

On Today's Show:

- Meth 4 Baby

- Castration Celebration!

- Wombat Rape

Juicy For Jesus: Love HIM!

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/27/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/26/08

By Tim Henson on March 26, 2008 1:48 PM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the show! That's all I have to say.

On Today's Show:

- Polite Underwear Fetish Freaks

- Hallmark for Inmates

- Killed Over Myspace

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/26/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/25/08

By Tim Henson on March 25, 2008 5:49 PM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

Sorry for the late post, but I'm back with a brand new edition of ST! Bonus: It's an extended show for you Sideshow Freaks! Want more DV? Get extra-long shows, exclusive programs, videocasts, and more! Sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- Hepatitis Cheese

- Miss Bimbo Online

- Flaming Elderly People

Miss Bimbo: Virtual Skank Game

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/25/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/24/08

By Tim Henson on March 24, 2008 4:04 PM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

Finally back from my Easter with the family. Hope you had a great weekend! Enjoy the stupidity!

On Today's Show:

- Mrs. Fletcher Gets It Good

- Fat People Crush Toddlers Skulls

- Pooping On Homeland Security

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/24/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/21/08

By Tim Henson on March 21, 2008 2:39 PM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

Back for the Friday show! Enjoy the program! If you're a Sideshow member, you're getting a BONUS episode of DV today! Sign up now so you don't miss a thing. It's only $5.00 a month or $50.00 a year

On Today's Show:

- Naked Elderly Drivers

- Cruicifed X 22

- Festive Designer Crack!

Links:

Support July For Kings: Vote For Them

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/21/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/20/08

By Tim Henson on March 20, 2008 11:39 AM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

Back for the Thursday show! Don't forget to sign up for the Sideshow. There should be either an extended show tomorrow or a weekend show for the members, so sign up now and you won't miss one idiotic moment of DV.

On Today's Show:

- Oral Sex and the City

- Pussy For Gas

- Slumping Humping Sales

Links:

Support July For Kings: Vote For Them

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/20/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/19/08

By Tim Henson on March 19, 2008 12:14 AM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

Back for the Wednesday show! Enjoy the stupidity. Want more? Sign up for the Sideshow. Easy!

On Today's Show:

- Penis On A Hot Tin Roof

- Military Dildo ASSault

- Shit in a Lunchbox

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/19/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/18/08

By Tim Henson on March 18, 2008 12:49 AM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

Back for the Tuesday show! For you Sideshow freaks, you're getting an extended program. Not a member? Sign up now and you can also access the exlusive Sideshow-only Monday program.

On Today's Show:

- Why You Shouldn't Fly Coach (It involved semen, natch)

- A Vegan's Nightmare

- Fucking a Lampost

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/18/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/17/08 (BEST OF)

By Tim Henson on March 17, 2008 12:03 AM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

As I have mentioned on the Friday shownotes, today I've got a Best-Of Show for you. Tomorrow the show will start to be posted earlier in the A.M. again since I know many of you like to listen to the show on your way to work.

Sideshow Members: There *WILL* be a brand new full episode of DV for you later in the day. Not a member and want to here it? Sign up!

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/17/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/14/08

By Tim Henson on March 14, 2008 4:28 PM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Friday show! We might have a Best-Of Show on Monday and then be back on track with updates at normal times (in the wee hours of the morning instead of mid/late afternoon) Sign up for the Sideshow for more DV Goodness

On Today's Show:

- Aqua Net - The Silent Killer

- Dirty Feet Never Smelled So Flammable

- Dwarf Fighting Cage Matches

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/14/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/13/08

By Tim Henson on March 13, 2008 3:00 PM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

I feel like I'm playing catch-up all this week. Sorry about the late shows. Today I've got an extended program for you Sideshow Freaks! Over 18 minutes of extra stupidity for you. Nont a member? Sign up now and make me a happy little mid-op transexual.

On Today's Show:

- Lady Beavers

- Midget Pimp

- Stuck On The Shitter

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/13/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/12/08

By Tim Henson on March 12, 2008 9:11 AM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

Sweet Christ Almight. If you knewwhat I had to do to get you this fucking show, you'd be showering me with praise and blowjobs. Any of you tech freaks know what a CRC Redundancy Error means? Is my Hard Drive farkled? I ran a scan disk and it fixed some shit and I was able to save today's show. Huzzah.

Another Installment of Tim Henson is a dumbass: I say today is Tuesday. Please...no voicemails.

On Today's Show:

- Teen Girls Are Whores 

- French Kissing Toddlers

- A Shot To The Vagina

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/12/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/11/08

By Tim Henson on March 11, 2008 12:33 PM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

I'm back with the Tuesday show! Enjoy a brand new edition of Sextastic Tuesday! I forgot to thank Lauren for sending it in. Thanks, Lauren! Not a member of the Sideshow? you missed the weekend program! Sign up now and listen!

On Today's Show:

- Cockstar

- Stiff and Roll

- An 800 Pound Man Get Laid

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/11/08

Best Of Distorted View: 03/10/08

By Tim Henson on March 11, 2008 12:01 AM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

I'll be back on Tuesday with a new show (it will probably be posted around noon). Enjoy a Best of Show!

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/10/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/07/08

By Tim Henson on March 7, 2008 11:34 AM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Friday show! For you Sideshow freaks, the promised videocast will be posted shortly, and the weekend show is coming tomorrow. If you're not a member, now is a great time to sign up!

On Today's Show:

- Douchebag School Staff

- Pressure Washing Your Princess

- The Perfect Length of Anal

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/07/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/06/08

By Tim Henson on March 6, 2008 12:44 AM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the show! Not a Sideshow member? For shame.

On Today's Show:

- Grannies Gone Nude!

- Hot Coffee: Part II

- Goldfish in a Blender

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/06/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/05/08

By Tim Henson on March 5, 2008 12:00 AM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Wednesday program! You missed an extended show yesterda, so if you're not a member, sign up for the Sideshow now to check it out.

On Today's Show:

- Acid Soaked Mommy and Daddy

- The Worst Anger Management Student Ever.

- Burn, Stab, Die: How Not To Cook.

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/05/08

Distorted View Daily: 03/04/08

By Tim Henson on March 4, 2008 11:06 AM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

I've got an extended show today for you Sideshow Freaks! Want to hear it all? Sign up for the Sideshow! It's only $5.00 a month (or $50.00 a year)

On Today's Show:

- Nude Celebrity Trainwrecks

- Garden Gnoming Your Daughter

- Hoovering Your Penis

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/04/08

 

Distorted View Daily: 03/03/08

By Tim Henson on March 3, 2008 4:46 AM | | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Hey Freaks!

Back to start a brand new week of shows! Enjoy the program, and don't forget to sign up for the Sideshow!

On Today's Show:

- Blood Sausage

- Sporked!

- Pissing On The Elderly

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 03/03/08

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