April 2008 Archives

Distorted View Daily: 04/30/08

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Hey Freaks!

Believe it or not, I'm back with ANOTHER extended show! Not a member or Sideshow? Sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- A Very Polite (Underage) Vampire

- Return (AGAIN) Of The Penis-Pumping Judge

- An Ice Scraper Full of Pain

 

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Links:

Our New Bub Rub: 7 Year Old Gangsta Car Hijacker

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/30/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/

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Distorted View Daily: 04/29/08

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Hey Freaks!

Back for your Tuesday show! Sideshow members will be getting an EXTRA EPISODE of DV today! Not a member of the Sideshow? Sign up and get the goods.

On Today's Show:

- Lie Detector w/Lampshade

- Clogged Toilet Baby

- Rock to the Head

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/29/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/28/08

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Hey Freaks!

Hope you all had a great weekend, but it's time to buckle the fuck down and get back to whats important: DV. I've got an extended show for you Sideshow members today and tomorrow you'll be getting TWO shows. Not a member of the Sideshow, DV's member site? Sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- Inappropriate Touch-Toning

- Death Stench Pharmacy

- You Got To Eat Penis to Make Penis

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/28/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/25/08

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Hey Freaks!

Ending the week with the Friday show. If you want moer DV, sign up for the Sideshow and check out the video casts and extended programs you have missed. Sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- Porn Shanked

- Blinded By A Flathead

- The Gangsta Grandma

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/25/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/24/08

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Hey Freaks!

Back for more audio stupidity! If you're a Sideshow member, you're getting a video cast today. Not a member? Sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- Setting The Penis Straight

- Dead Dog Carcasses

- Stinky Dental Fillings = $$

Links

Buy Young Girls: Marry Your Daughter

Tripping On Shrooms: Magic!

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/24/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/23/08

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Hey Freaks!

Back for the Wednesday show! Got some good audio/video for me? Email me! Here's another question: Do you enjoy DV? Want more? Sign up for the Sideshow, DV's member site! Get longer shows, extra content, videocasts, etc.

On Today's Show:

- Microwaveable Turd Burgers

- Wizards Are Shrinking Penises

- The Pink Cauldron

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

Linka:

Gimps Gone Wild: Hoverrrrrrooouunnnd!

Video Game Song: Originally Found By The NLO Freaks

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/23/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/22/08

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Hey Freaks!

Back for a breakfast themed ST! Plus, today is a another extended show! If you're a sideshow member, you'll get around 14 more minutes of extra DV content. Not a member? Sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- Holy Strip Clubs

- Piss on Babies

- Spreading AIDS Through Youtube

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/22/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/21/08

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Hey Freaks!

Hope you had a great weekend! I'm back with an extended show for you. If you're not a sideshow member and want to hear all of DV, sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- Elderly Gum Jobs

- Bloody Baby Bits As Art

- Scrapbooking Perverts

Links:

Chris Chan: A Very Important Message

Chris Chan: His Myspace

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/21/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/18/08

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Hey Freaks!

Back with the Friday show! Enjoy!

On Today's Show:

- Happy Crack

- Unique Potty Training Techniques

- Mentally Handicap Racist

Links:

MoonStar Ripoff: The Moon and The Stars And The This and The That

Lil Killer: Taking Out The Prez?

DV Sideshow: Join The Freak Family

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/18/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/17/08

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Hey Freaks!

Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program, and if you like what you hear, support the show and sign up for the Sideshow!

On Today's Show:

- More Celebrity Penis

- Chilis: The Place For (Broken) Ribs

- Drunk Mommy At Daycare

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/17/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/16/08

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Hey Freaks!

I've got an extended show for you today, and it's chock full of fantastic audio! Like new music from our "Eating is Fun, Eating is Serious" friend! Want all of the extra DV content? Sign up for the Sideshow.

On Today's Show:

- Bitch Sells Bread Balls!

- Toddler Goes WHOOSH!

- Wife in a Dog Cage

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/16/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/15/08

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Tuesday show! If you're a Sideshow member, you'll be getting another video-cast today featuring some stupid stuff I found, and we'll be doing an extended show tomorrow. Sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- A Walk-In Colon

- The Breast Defense

- Cock Hoarding

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/15/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/14/08

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Monday show! Want more DV? If you're a real freak, sign up for the Sideshow!

On Today's Show:

- Aliens And AIDS

- Dirty Dish Death

- What To Do With The Porn And Condoms?

Links:

Theatre Hag Gone Wild: Tricia Walsh-Smith

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/14/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/12/08

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Hey Freaks!

I'm back for the promised weekend show for all! Not a member of the Sideshow? Normally weekend program are reserved for the paying freaks. Sign up now so you don't miss anything!

On Today's Show:

- Alicia Keys = Insane

- Pissin On Da Choo-Choo Tra--BOOM

- Kitty Litter Assault

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/12/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/11/08

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Hey Freaks!

Back for the Friday show! It looks like there WILL be a weekend program! Want more? Support DV and sign up for the Sideshow!

On Today's Show:

- The Return of Cat Feces Coffee

- Piss Tickle Victims

- Storm Squirters 2

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/11/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/10/08

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Thursday show! If you haven't voted at Podcast Alley, do so now! And if you're not a Sideshow member, what are you waiting for?

On Today's Show:

- SIXAXIS PWNS TODDLER FTW!

- Pedophile Babysitters

- Sledgehammering A Penis

Links:

OB Wire Saw: Cut That Fetus Out!

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/10/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/09/08

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Hey Freaks!

Back for your Wednesday show! If you’re a Sideshow member, you’re getting another extended show today. Enjoy the program, and for the love of God, if you’re not a Sideshow Freak, sign up now!

On Today’s Show:

- Hedgehog Attack!

- Return of the Fetus Thief

- Baby Meth Formula

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/09/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/08/08

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Hey Freaks!

I'm back with your Tuesday show! Want more DV? I've got an extra 15 minutes of show for you Sideshow freaks! Lots of great audio today, so if you're not a member and want to check it out, SIGN UP NOW!

On Today's Show:

- Chainsaw Headwounds

- Incest Spawn

- Hot Dog Assault

Links:

Lil J: It's Your Girl!

The Maury Girl: She's a Playa Like That

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/08/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/04/08

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Hey Freaks!

Ending the week with an extended Friday show! If you're a Sideshow members you'll get 10-15 minutes more stupidity! Enjoy! Not a member? Sign up!

On Today's Show:

- Bleach Cures AIDS / BITCH SELLS CRACK

- Biological Warfare Fetish

- Flaming Shits

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/04/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/02/08

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the hump day show! Want more DV? Yesterday Sideshow members heard an extended show, and on Monday there was an exclusive show. Get more DV by signing up to become a member!

On Today's Show:

- Pay Per View Funerals

- Beached Heads

- National Broadcasting Cunts

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/02/08

Distorted View Daily: 04/01/08

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Tuesday show! If you're a Sideshow member, you've got an extended program today! Not a member? Sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- Grilling The Elderly

- Diaper and Doll Fetish

- Fetal Toilet Clog

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 04/01/08