May 2008 Archives

Hey Freaks!

Ending the week with a great show for you today. There will not be a show on Memorial Day, so I'll see you back here on Tuesday...unless of course you're a Sideshow Member. Sideshow freaks will be getting a weekend program! Sign up today to get the weekend show and the jigoo video.

On Today's Show:

- Wolf Whistling Israeli's

- Necklacing

- Chermically Fueled Vomit

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Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 05/23/08

Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the program! Listen to it with someone you love. Today's podcast tackles a very serious subject. If you thought teaching your children to honk when they are in danger was the right thing to do, you're wrong. Sideshow members will get the video on the feed. Not a member? Sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- Stripped of Her Meat

- Those Aren't Meth Sores, They're Ghost Bites

- Slitting Wizard's throats

Hey Freaks!

Sorry for the late post, but hte web server was down earlier. Enjoy the show and if you're a Sideshow memember, enjoy the extended content (including my version of Chock Full of Love). Not a member? Sign up here.

On Today's Show:

- Flying Penises of Doom

- 'Ole Sticky Leg

- Myspace Nudes

Flying Penis: Here it Is

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DISTORTED VIEW
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COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 05/21/08

Hey Freaks!

Back for a Best-Of Show. We haven't done one of these in awhile. Enjoy this show from nearly 2 years ago. Tomorrow: a Sideshow exclusive Sextastic Tuesday! Bonus: It's musical. Sign up for the Sideshow and make me a happy little fucktard.

On Today's Show:

- Pissing on Plants

- Cock Biting

- Cocaine Flavored Breast Milk

Hey Freaks!

Ending the week with the Friday show! If you want more this weekend, why not sing up for the Sideshow and catch up with some exclusive DV shtuff? Sideshow freaks got 6 episodes this week plus extended shows. Non-paying freeloaders got 4. Sign up and support the show! It's Friday! Payday! Exclamation Mark!

On Today's Show:

- Biting The Penis to Freedom!

- More Gay Porn in the Classroom

- Head First into a Wood Chipper

Links:

Corey's Site: Butt Fudge Sundae

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DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 05/16/08

Hey Freaks!

Back for the Wednesday show! Like what you hear? Want more? Unfortunately, tomorrow's podcast is a Sideshow-exclusive program. Sign up for DV's member site now so you don't miss a thing!

On Today's Show:

- Shatner Sex!

- Driving Instructor By Day, Pain Slut By Day.

- Knife Plunging Foreplay

Hey Freaks,

Enjoy the Tuesday podcast! Sideshow freaks get about 14 more minutes of stupidity with today's extended show. Want to hear it all? Become a member!

On Today's Show:

- Your honor, would you blow me?

- Elderly Corpse Sex

- Ecstacy For Lunch

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 05/13/08

Hey Freaks!

I'm back with your Monday show! Mondays in general typically suck, so I'm going to brighten your worthless day. How about a BONUS episode of DV today? Oh yes, it's happening. Want to hear the extra episode of DV? Sign up for the Sideshow!

On Today's Show:

- Emo Dies / World Shrug Shoulders

- Death By Coaxial

- Catheter Ripped Out of Pee Hole

Hey Freaks,

Enjoy the Friday show! If you're a Sideshow member, you'll be getting a video cast as well today. Want all the extra DV-goodness? Sign up for the Sideshow!

On Today's Show:

- Cash In Your Rectum

- Skull bongs

- Family Day Ruined By Dog Feces

Links:

Bad Christian Music: No, Really...This is BAD

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DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 05/09/08

Hey Freaks!

Back for the Wednesday show! Enjoy! Keep in mind, tomorrow is a Sideshow Exlusive show. If you're not a member, DV will return on Friday. Want to hear the Thursday show? Sign up for the Sideshow!

On Today's Show:

- Stroking Your Putter In The Bunker For A Little Green

- Holy Potato

- Oral Sex From A Cow

Links:

Two Women Describe Their Love: For Animals! Oh The Humanity!

4 Men and a Trailer: I Married My Horse

Hey Freaks!

Back with your Tuesday show! If you're a Sideshow member, you'll be getting an additional show on the Sideshow RSS Feed! Enjoy the extra DV. Not a member and want the extra program? Sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- Revenge of the Polite, Underage Vampire

- Men Love Whores

- Pabst Blue Ribbon In The Afterlife

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 05/06/08

Hey Freaks!

Got a great show for you today! It's even greater if you're a Sideshow member, as we have an extended episode of the show for you today! Rawk. Not a member? Sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- Mr. Gay is a Cannibal!

- Whitetrash Meltdown

- Deformed, Saggy Penis

Hey Freaks!

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On Today's Show:

- McCain's Ex-Wife A McCunt?

- Castration? The Dog Did It.

- Pepper Spraying Infants

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 05/02/08

Hey Freaks!

Back for the Thursday show! Enjoy the program. If you want more, subscribe to the DV sideshow! It's Distorted View's member site. This week we've done two extended podcasts and an exlusive show! Sign up now and check out all the stupidity.

On Today's Show:

- Pinned By Corpse

- Seat Sniffers

- Killing Jesus in Heaven

Links:

Bro and Sis: Taunting While She Pees