June 2008 Archives

Distorted View Daily: 06/30/08

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Hey Freaks!

I'm back for the Monday show! Enjoy the stupidity! I've got a video cast for Sideshow freaks and a bonus episode of DV coming tomorrow, so it's a great time to sign up! Lifetime memberships are now available for a limited time. Check it out!

On Today's Show:

- Frozen Chicken's of PAIN

- Manure Bombs

- Giant Walking Penises

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/30/08

Hey Freaks,

I've had quite a few people inquire about lifetime sideshow memberships for themselves or for gifting. For a limited time, Lifetime Sideshow memberships are $200.00. You'll never have to worry about re-occuring payments again, plus you'll get a free DV t-shirt (Jigoo! or I am a Freak style).

Obviously the Lifetime memberships are for the life of the program (however long that might be)

If you're already a yearly member and would like to upgrade to a Lifetime membership, E-mail me directly and I will give you instructions. The cost for current yearly subscribers is only $150.00.

If you plan on gifting your Lifetime subscription to a worthy freak. Email me directly and I will also give you the proper instructions to go about it.

Click Here To Sign up!

Distorted View Daily: 06/27/08

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy today's show as we end the week with a great program! Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow and listen to the 2 exclusive shows I did this week, plus the extended program, by clicking here!

On Today's Show:

- Wii turns to Waaaaa

- Jesus is a Cunt?

- Mobile Hookers

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/27/08

Distorted View Daily: 06/25/08

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Wednesday show! It's an extended program for you Sideshow freaks, and tomorrow is a Sideshow exclusive show, so it's a great time to sign up!

On Today's Show:

- Cannibal Mom From Hell

- God is a Coke Freak!

- Jack Sparrow is a Pot Head!

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/25/08

Distorted View Daily: 06/24/08

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy today's ST episode! Want more DV? Sideshow freaks are getting a BONUS EPISODE today. Not a member? Sign up for the Sideshow now!

On Today's Show:

- Pimp Babysitters

- Pubic Steak

- Sheep Lovin' X 6

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/24/08

Distorted View Daily: 06/23/08

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the show! Tomorrow I've got 2 programs for you! Sideshow listeners will get a bonus program. Sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- Demon Babies

- Blue Hair Drug Smugglers

- Burning Jesus Hands

Links:

Fat Gainer: Lady Fat Ass

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/23/08

Distorted View Daily: 06/20/08

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Friday podcast and have a great weekend! I leave you Sideshow freaks with one last extended show for the week and it heavily features my mother whome everyone loves. Not a member, sign up now!

On Today's Show:

- Puke TV

- Drunk Babies

- Scooby Doo Banging Shaggy?

Links:

Metal Sludge: Cock Rock

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/20/08

Distorted View Daily: 06/19/08

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Thursday show! It's a long one, coming in at over 30 minutes. Huzzah! Not a member of the Sideshow? Sign up now! Here's a new reason to sign up: You won't have to hear me begging for Sideshow sign-ups! Paying members will get a version of the program without the shamless pleas for $$. Non paying member will also be spared a bit. A plug at the beginning of the show and a super quick mention at the end and thats it.

On Today's Show:

- Puffer Fish Hungry For Scrot

- Ex-Wife Sex Change

- Cake = Liquid Feces

Darwin Wins: Encyclopedia Dramatica

ave something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/19/08

Distorted View Daily: 06/18/08

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Wednesday program! Sideshow freaks get about 14 additional minutes of exclusive content on today's extended show. Want to hear it? Sign up for the Sideshow and you'll get a password protected RSS feed featuring all of the extra content!

On Today's Show:

- Baby Genital Chew Toys

- Balls of Flaming EVIL

- Japanese Cannibal Nerds

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/18/08

Distorted View Daily: 06/16/08

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Hey Freaks!

I'm back with your Monday show! For you Sideshow freaks, I've got a bonus episode of DV for you! Tomorrow will be a Sideshow exclusive program as well, so it would be a great time to sign up!

On Today's Show:

- Suck Up The Dog

- Cigarette On Your Penis

- Burned Vajay-jay

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/16/08

Distorted View Daily: 06/13/08

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Hey Freaks!

Back here with your Friday show! Enjoy the program. Sideshow freaks will be getting a new videocast this weekend! Not a member? Sign up!

On Today's Show:

- Armpit Sniffers

- Puckered Starfish

- No More Kids!

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/13/08

Distorted View Daily: 06/11/08

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Hey Freaks!

Back here for the Wednesday show. Enjoy the stupidity. Tomorrow is a Sideshow exlcusive program, so non-paying members will have to wait until Friday for another episode. Why not sign up now so you don't miss a thing? Bonus: I've got a stupid videocast for you today.

On Today's Show:

- Brain Freeze Ruins Area Home

- Brining Penis Back

- Rum and Cock 

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/11/08

Distorted View Daily: 06/10/08

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the program! If you're a Sideshow member you'll be getting a bonus episode of the show today. On the bonus program, I've got lots of great audio (singing tards, ass cleansers, etc etc). Not a member? Sign up now! 2 podcasts in one day! Rawk!

On Today's Show:

- Running Over the Elderly

- TV Death

- Ripped Vaginas

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/10/08

Distorted View Daily: 06/09/08

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Hey Freaks!

Back for the big Monday show! I hope you're all well rested, because I've got an extended show for you! Rawk. If you're a Sideshow member, you'll get the additional content. Not a member? Sign up now and you can even hear this past weekend's exclusive program!

On Today's Show:

- The Trainwrecks are Back

- Stuck in the Shitter

- Skydiving Without a Chute.

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/09/08

Distorted View Daily: 06/06/08

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Hey Freaks!

It's the end of the week, but fear not! If you are a Sideshow member, I've got a bonus episode of the show for you today! Want to hear it? Sign up for the Sideshow! It's only $5.00 a month or $50 for a yearly members.

On Today's Show:

- Tasering Jesus

- Athiests Getting Busy In A Catholic Confession Booth

- Electrician Murder!

Links:

Insane Films: Car Lovers!!

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/06/08

Distorted View Daily: 06/05/08

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Thursday show! Tomorrow I'll be posting two shows! That's right: Sideshow members will get a bonus episode of DV. Want to hear it? How about yesterday's extended show? Sign up now and get access to all the Sideshow goodies.

On Today's Show:

- Penis Furniture

- Sexual Assault on a Hoverround

- The Near-Dead and Rifles: A Dangerous Combination

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/05/08

Distorted View Daily: 06/04/08

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Hey Freaks!

Enjoy the Wednesday show! I've got more Wing for you (she was on an episode of South Park, FYI). Sideshow freaks will also be bless with the return of another DV favorite. Today is an extended show. Want to hear it? Sign up for the Sideshow! You can also check out yesterday's fantastic musical Sextastic Tuesday!

On Today's Show:

- Glass in Your Ass

- Slutbucks Coffee Whore

- Steel Washer Dick

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/04/08

Distorted View Daily: 06/03/08

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Hey Freaks!

Yes, today's new show is for Sideshow members online, so I have a Best-Of show for you freaks. Want to hear today's program? Sign up for the Sideshow!

On Today's Show:

- Naked Man Tasered

- Deadly Manicures

- Stinks Like Fish

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/03/08

Distorted View Daily: 06/02/08

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Hey Freaks!

I'm back for the Monday show, and it's a good one! Enjoy. Tomorrow is a Sideshow exclusive program, so non-paying members will get a Best-Of Show. You fail. Scheduled to air is Corey's continuing masterpiece: Harvey and Musical Harmonica Part II. Not a member? Sign up and get all the good shit.

On Today's Show:

- Boobs on Fire

- Crackhead Sex Fiend

- X-Rated Jury Duty

Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:

PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214

Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10

Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 06/02/08