July 2008 Archives
Hey Freaks!
Oh yes, I'm back with your Thursday show. Sideshow freaks will get 15 minutes of additional show, so if you're not a member, sign up now and catch today's extended podcast. You can also grab yesterday's videocast. Huzzah!
On Today's Show:
- Bungee-Tying a 40 Foot Street Light to Your Car
- Flaming Kittens
- Ashtray of Doom
Links:
Penile Douche: Also Washes Your Scrim
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
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DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
I'm back with your Wednesday show. Enjoy the stupidity. Yesterday I gave Sideshow freaks a bonus episode of DV and today a new videocast is coming. If you're not a member, sign up now so you don't miss a thing.
On Today's Show:
- Gym Equipment 1, Fat Chick 0
- Pus and Poop
- Angry Elderly Nudist
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy today's show! For you Sideshow freaks, another brand new episode of DV will be popping up on the Sideshow feed around noon EST. So, if you're not a member, sign up now so you don't miss one minute of my stupidity.
On Today's Show:
- Pedophiles Want Your Kid's Underwear Unlock Code
- Digital Pubic Hair
- Shooting at Lawnmowers
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Check this shit out! The show is being posted EARLY, like you allllll wanted. Now shut the fuck up, please. You can once again enjoy DV during your morning commute, your mid-day shit, or your post coital cigarette. Anytime! Tomorrow there will be *TWO* shows! Want the bonus episode? Sign up for the Sideshow!
On Today's Show:
- Dwarf Burglers
- Underwear Chicken Dare
- Spam King Murder-Suicide
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/25/08
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Friday show! Want more DV? Sign up for the Sideshow and check out all of the exclusive content that popped up this week. Starting Monday, the shows will again be posted in the early A.M. Sign up for the Sideshow!
On Today's Show:
- Nude Photo Shoot While In Cardiac Arrest
- Racist License Plates
- The Most Expensive Ass In Britain
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Got a great extended show for you today! Enjoy alllll of the stupidity. If you want to hear the extended content, sign up and become a DV Sideshow member! It's only $5.00 a month or $50.00 a year.
On Today's Show:
- You Can't Get In Girls Pants If They're Wearing Tight Jeans
- The Force Will Rape You
- The Pantyhose Bandit
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Wednesday show! If you're not a Sideshow member yet, Sign up now!
On Today's Show:
- Ask For Grey Poupon, Get Your Head Blown Off
- Drinking White- Out Won't Erase The Pain
- Forcing Nuts Down Your Throat
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Back for your Tuesday show. If you like the strange/bizarre audio I usually play, sign up for the Sideshow. Today's extended program features a buttload of that shit.
On Today's Show:
- It's Electric! Boogie-Woogie-Woogie
- Crotch Ablaze!
- A Japanese Suicide Fad
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
I'm always kissing my paying members asses (with good reason) but today I'm going to be extra generous to all my freaky deakies. Today's show is an extended program, and it's available to everyone. If you're a non-paying listener and wondered what an extended show sounded like, here's your chance. Enjoy! If you like what you hear, sign up! It's only $5.00 a month or $50.00. Sign up today and you'll get a new video cast too!
On Today's Show:
- Octopus Sex Man
- The World Has Been Spared Mini Me Porn
- Bashing Your Head Into a Goddamn Piece of Roman Architecture
Links:
Furry Wants Fursona: And Needs Her Throat Punched
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Back to end the week with the Friday show! Not ready to say goodbye to DV for a few days? Sign up for the Sideshow! I've got a bonus new episode of the show for you later tonight and a videocast this weekend! RAWK! Sign up now!
On Today's Show:
- Another Skull Bong
- Return of the Giant Walking Penis
- Fecal House of Horrors
Links:
Random Emotions: From An Annoying Fat Chick
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 07/18/08
Hey Freaks,
Enjoy the Thursday show! Tomorrow for you Sideshow freaks, I'll be giving you another extended show, or bonus show, or weekend show...something! But for today, enjoy the stupdiity. In the past week there have been 3 exclusive shows so far! Want to hear them? Sign up!
On Today's Show:
- Bowling Ball Head!
- Eat Fresh AND DIE
- Hot Steamy Demon Sex
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy today's Wednesday show! If you missed yesterdays bonus program or Monday's exclusive show, sign up for the Sideshow now and catch them both!
On Today's Show:
- Mutual Masturbation - K9 Style
- Piss Crusted Chicken
- Microwaving Your Cat
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Hey Freaks
Back for your Tuesday show! Today I've got a bonus episode of DV for Sideshow members, so if you want to hear more, Click here to Sign up!
On Today's Show:
- Dumb Blind Euro-Ravers
- The Oral Olympics
- Chainsawing Your Head Off, So Hard
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Today's brand new show is Sideshow exlcusive. Want to hear it? Sign up for the Sideshow!
On Today's Show:
- Drumstick Up My Butt
- Water Rats
- God is an S&M Freak!
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks,
CHHHHRRIISST. Sorry about the delay in the show. You may have noticed the site was down for a few hours. Actually, the hosting servers were all fucked up. However, the Sideshow is on a different server and was fine. One more reason to sign up! Another reason: WEEKEND SHOW! Tomorrow a new episode will be posted for the Sideshow freaks. Sign up now!
Don't forget. Lifetime membership are available only until Sunday and then we're done. Get in now before it's too late!
On Today's Show:
- Eating Barbed Wire
- Fetus Fruit Basket
- Hoverround Fighting Grannies!
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
It's a very special day here on Distorted View as we were graced with a real live (phone) guest! you probably know Michael Ian Black from television (MTV's The State, Stella, I Love The ____'s, etc) and movies (The Ten, Wet Hot American Summer). He talked with me today about his brand new book! Buy it now on Amazon!
Today's program is an extended show for Sideshow members! Want to hear 13 minutes of additional stupidity? Sign up for the Sideshow!
On Today's On:
- Rectal Telephony
- Pissing and Hurling Rocks In Memoriam
- Rolling Around In Vomit and Shit
Links:
Michael Ian Black: My Custom Van | Myspace | I Am A Wonderful Man
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Hey Freaks!
I'm back with your Wednesday show! Tomorrow I'll have an extended show for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now!
On Today's Show:
- Rapist Gets Second Date
- Old People Are Melting!!
- Beef Jerky Nudes
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Tuesday podcast! Sideshow members will get a 2nd bonus episode today! Sign up now and get all the extra content! Lifetime membership are available now for a limited time.
On Today's Show:
- A Tourettes Child Cause 9/11
- Fuck you = Needs Improvement
- Sweet, Tasty Boy Urine
Links:
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