August 2008 Archives
Hey Freaks!
Ending the week with the Friday show. I'm heading out of town for Labor Day long weekend. I'll be back on Tuesday to again rock the mic. I do have a weekend show planned that will be posted later today, so if you want more DV, sign up for the Sideshow!
On Today's Show:
- Jesus is a Spitter
- Making Love, Machete Style
- Gangsta Porn Stars?
Links:
Victoria: Please Don't Still Clothing
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
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DISTORTED VIEW
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COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 08/29/08
Hey Freaks!
I'm back for the Thursday show! There's another program coming later today just for Sideshow freaks. Want the bonus show, plus all the other extra content and full archive (over 940 programs and counting) of DV? Sign up for the Sideshow!
On Today's Show:
- The Tip of That Katana Just Got Me, Odell
- Granny Falls Down A Luggage Chute...Willingly
- Reunited Perverts...And It Feels So Good
Links:
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy today's show, but if it's not enough and you want more DV, why not sign up for the Sideshow? Today, Sideshow freaks will get a bonus episode of Distorted View a little later today.
On Today's Show:
- A Breast Motorcade
- The Scent Of Shit Clears Spirits
- One-Legged Hookers
Links:
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 08/26/08
Hey Freaks!
It's time to buckle the fuck down and get back to work. Enjoy today's show! This past weekend I posted three videos on the sideshow. Tomorrow I will have a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks. Sign up to get all of it and more.
On Today's Show:
- Tiny Pee Pee Makes Court Appearance
- Poor People Hate Toilets
- Americans are Stupid, Thank You Yahoo Answers
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Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Hey Freaks!
Back to end the Week with the Friday show! Enjoy the program. For you Sideshow freaks, I'll probably be back sometime before Monday with a video or weekend program. Not a member of the Sideshow? Sign up and catch up on all the stuff you've missed this week.
On Today's Show:
- The Amazing Diaper Boy
- Flaming Farts of Doooooom
- Choking on Your Walking Stick
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
I'm back with your Thursday show! Even better, we're back on track, time-wise! Huzzah. Enjoy the show. If you want more DV, catch up on all the great exclusive content this week by signing up for the Sideshow!
On Today's Show:
- Cement Gnome to the Head
- TV News Reporter Wants Another Co-Anchor (in the bed)
- Hot Pink Panties and Scalding Water To The Face
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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Hey Freaks!
Enjoy today's program, and thank you for being a friend. Want a bonus episode of DV? Sign up for the Sideshow! Tomorrow's program will be only for Sideshow freaks as well.
On Today's Show:
- Shit Flinging
- Carved Eyballs
- Penis Biters
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Hey Freaks!
Sorry for posting this so late, but I think it's worth it. Great audio today! Plus, if you're a Sideshow member you're getting 15 minutes of additional stupidity! That's right, today's an extended show. Tomorrow, Sideshow freaks will get a bonus episode, and Wednesdays show will be Sideshow-exclusive. Sign up today so you don't miss a thing.
On Today's Show:
- Flaming Toilet Paper Children
- Boiled Peanuts as a Deadly Weapon
- Hiding From The Penis Fairy
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Friday show! Thanks for a great week of programs. It's Friday, it's payday, why not blow just a few bucks on a Sideshow membership? Support the show and get all sorts of exclusive content each week. Sign up now.
On Today's Show:
- Karaoke Rage (Again)
- Naked Axe Murders
- Money Making Brilliance: Steal Bear and Profit!
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Hey Freaks!
I'm back for the Thursday show! If you come across some funny audio/video or news tips, feel free to E-mail me! Today's show is an extended program for Sideshow freaks! Get 10 to 15 minutes of additional content by signing up!
On Today's Show:
- Cockroach Piss-Shakes
- Inflatable Turds
- Puppies Love Cancer Meat
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Hey Freaks!
I'm back finally with the Wednesday show! Enjoy!
On Today's Show:
- Porn Inspectors
- Stripper Stabbings
- Naked Circles
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Hey Freaks!
A New episode of DV is coming, but I'm running late. Until the new episode is posted, why not enjoy this blast from the semi-recent past.
On Today's Show:
- Abortion Greeting Cards
- A Sliced Penis
- Car Driving Unicorns!
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Hey Freaks!
I'm back for the Tuesday show! Enjoy! If you're a Sideshow member, you'll be getting a bonus episode of DV a little bit later today. Want to hear every second of what is sure to be considered an audiophonic masterpiece? Sign up for the Sideshow and each week you'll get all sorts of exclusive content.
On Today's Show:
- Booty Slapping Wall Banging
- The Majestic Placenta Tree
- Testicle Bruhaha
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Hey Freaks!
I'm back for the Monday show! I hope you all had a great weekend! Sideshow freaks are getting a videocast today and a bonus episode tomorrow! Not a member? Sign up now!
On Today's Show:
- Baby Ghost Riding The Whip
- Penises Fit In The Darndest Holes
- 8 Year Old Porn Addict
On Today's Show:
- Waterboarding, Disney Style
- Lettuce Vs. Beef: Battle Royale
- Breast Biting
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 08/11/08
Hey Freaks!
Back to end the week with the Friday show. That's not entirely true: Sideshow Freaks will be getting a BONUS episode a little bit later today (posted in the afternoon). Not a member? Sign up now. It takes just a second. Thanks for all the great news tips, audio, video, etc. Keep it coming.
On Today's Show:
- Waterboarding, Disney Style
- Lettuce Vs. Beef: Battle Royale
- Breast Biting
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 08/08/08
Hey Freaks!
I'm back with an extended show! For you Sideshow freaks, you'll get an additional 10-15 minutes of audio stupidity! I posted a video yesterday and hope to post another by the end of the week. It's a great time to sign up and support the show!
On Today's Show:
- Claw Hammered In The Ass
- Donkeys, Lions, and Machetes, Oh My.
- 400 Cows Are Honking RIGHT NOW.
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Hey Freaks!
Back with a great Wednesday show for you guys. For you Sideshow freaks I've got a videocast for you later today. It's the rare Night Owls: Episode 1 I recently uncovered. Porn Stars by Day, Crime Fighters By Night! If you want to see it and get all sorts of weekly DV-exclusives, Sign up for the Sideshow!
On Today's Show:
- Door-To-Door Underwear Researchers
- Greek Decapitation
- Bear Or Woman?
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Hey Freaks,
Back for the first tof two Tuesday podcasts! Enjoy the brand new ST story. The 2nd, bonus episode of DV will be posted a little be later today. Noonish, perchance. If you want to hear it, make sure you're a Sideshow member. At only $5.00 or $50.00 a year, it's gosh-fucking-damn bargain. Sign up now!
On Today's Show:
- Scalped On a Greyhound Bus
- Blow on This!
- Self Decapitation
Links:
CB Walked Called In: Good Evenin!
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Hey Freaks!
Back here to start a brand new week of programs. Tomorrow I'll be doing two shows. Want the bonus episode? Sign up for the Sideshow! Sideshow freaks get all sorts of exclusive content. Sign up now so you don't miss any of the stupidity.
On Today's Show:
- Meat (Tenderizer) Beat-Down
- A Drunk Dude's Got Yer Nose
- Nude Guy Almost Drops a Dirty Bomb
Links:
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 08/04/08
Hey Freaks!
Look at me. It's my Birthday and I still come through with a show. Oh yes, this is the NEW Tim Henson. When was the last time I was sick? It seems like AGES. What's going on!? Bonus: I go above and beyond on this most special of holidays and produce an extended podcast. Sign up for the Sideshow and you can hear it all! Jigoo!
On Today's Show:
- Amen! Hallelubejob!
- Karaoke Fight
- Speed Jerking
Links:
Move Over Katy Perry: Butt Fudge Sundae
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Podcast Alley: Get DV in the top 10
Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 08/01/08
