September 2008 Archives
Hey Freaks!
What happens when an African-American DV listener writes a Sextastic Tuesday story? Get ready for some crazy ethnic fun on today's mildly (READ: VERY) racist edition of ST. Want more DV? Sideshow freaks will be getting a bonus episode a little later today. Sign up now so you don't miss it!
On Today's Show:
- Fridge Beat Down
- Throwing Feces: Courtroom Edition
- Bald Chick Makes The Extinction List
Links:
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Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
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Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks,
Back to start a new week! Enjoy the program. Sideshow freaks got a bonus episode on Friday, and another one is coming up tomorrow. Did I promise a videocast today? I can't remember. If I did, you'll get one. Sign up for the Sideshow and support the show!
On Today's Show:
- Penis Amputations
- Naked Clowns
- Hot Steaming Diaper Fashions
Links:
Nominate DV: For A Podcast Award!
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
PO Box Address:
(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy today's show! Bonus episode later today if you're a Sideshow subscriber. If you're not, why not sign up!? It's only $5.00.. it's payday.. and in these tough economic times, you need a little more tranny grannies in your life.
On Today's Show:
- Milk Vomit Pileup
- Decaf Urine
- Impaled Rectums
Links:
Nominate DV: For A Podcast Award!
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
PO Box Address:
(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the first of TWO new shows. Sideshow freaks will get the second bonus show. Want it? Sign up!
On Today's Show:
- Beating The Diabeeeetus Out of You
- Monkey Ass Recognition
- Butts Stapled Shut
Links:
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
PO Box Address:
(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Wednesday show! If you're a Sideshow freak, I've got a video cast coming your way later today. Not a member? Sign up now and support the show!
On Today's Show:
- A Train Runs Through Us
- Lick Your Own Blood
- Abandoned Children With The Help of Craigslist
Links:
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
PO Box Address:
(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks,
Chrrriiiisssst. Another week, another problem.This time the server that hosts freakipedia and the Sideshow is all garfunkled up. My hosting company is on the case, but it's still not resolved. So to my Sideshow freaky deakies: I apologize. Today's show is an extended one, and as soon as the site is working, you'll get it. As for right now.. why not download the free version and see how poor people live.
On Today's Show:
- Creepy Dudes In Your Kids Bed
- Blistering, Popping Children
- Chihuahua Meth Head
Links:
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
PO Box Address:
(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Well, it's great to be back! I missed you freaks. Enjoy today's stupidity. Want more DV? How about *3* bonus episodes of DV? This past weekend I posted a metric shit-ton of Distorted View. Sign up for the Sideshow and listen to them all!
On Today's Show:
- Flaming Hot Pockets of DOOOOOM
- Drizzled With Human Breast Milk
- Truck Humpers
Links:
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
PO Box Address:
(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Corey pretty muched sums up my week with this loving tribute...to me.
See you freaks back on Monday to get back to work (japanese poop eating audio)
PO Box Address:
(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
The power is back on. Finally.
New shows will start on Monday for everyone, but I had recorded three episodes prior to the storm to "get ahead" so I'd have new material to play while I was moving and unpacking. Those three shows will be posted throughout the weekend on the Sideshow feed. Not a member? You know what to do.
Thanks for hanging in there. I promise comedy so hilarious your balls will be blown out of your sack is coming. Not from me, but from someone, I'm sure.
In case you missed my prepubescent, effeminate voice...
Hey Freaks!
Back for the Friday show! Have a great weekend. If you want more DV, today's episode is EXTENDED for Sideshow freaks, who will get 15 minutes of additional stupidity. Another videocast is also on the way this weekend, so it's a great time to sign up and support the show.
On Today's Show:
- Cock Fighting
- A Creepy Man Asking Children If They Want Ice Cream Can Only Lead To Wonderous Things
- Random Genital Messaging
Links:
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
PO Box Address:
(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
There was a power outage in my neighborhood for HOURS today. So, as soon as it came back on I busted ass and put together a show. It's a bit rushed, but it's still pretty good, IMHO, Regardless, I'll have more Sideshow content this week. It'll eaithe be a bonus show later today, or an extended show. If you're not a member, sign up and be surpised with what's to come this week.
On Today's Show:
- Kim Kardashian's Ass Has Ruined MORE Lives
- My Magical Bag of Excrement
- $240 Worth of Pudding Meet $220,000 Worth of Phone Sex
Links:
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
PO Box Address:
(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Back with the Wednesday show. I've got a videocast later today, but that's just for my Sideshow freaks. Want to see it? Sign up for the Sideshow. It's a short video, but it will be etched into your blown mind forever. You will be wrecked.
On Today's Show:
- Waking up Spice Rubbed
- Learning To Make Sweet Dog Love
- Porno Mode on Browsers: We Have the Technology
Links:
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
PO Box Address:
(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Back for the first of two Tuesday programs. Want to hear the second one? You know what to do. Enjoy, and don't forget to check out our brand new Wiki for all things DV. Read, contribute, queef.
On Today's Show:
- Penetrated By A Stripper
- Testicle Jabs
- Gotard Safe Sex
Links:
The DV Wiki: Freakipedia
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
PO Box Address:
(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Here we go again. New week, new stupidity to share. Enjoy the program. Tomorrow I'll have a bonus episode for Sideshow freaks. Sign up now so you don't miss it.
On Today's Show:
- Jesus Has a Stiffy?
- Igniting Your Gunpowder Filled Eyes
- Baning the Car Wash Guy is NEVER a Good Idea
Links:
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
PO Box Address:
(NEW ADDRESS COMING SOON)
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Enjoy the Friday show! If you want a little more DV before we end the week, Sign up for the Sideshow. I'll be giving sideshow freaks a bonus episode a little bit later today. Jigoo!
On Today's Show:
- Coke & Hookers!
- Condom Breasts
- Sporty Sodomy
Links:
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Listen to Today's Show: Distorted View Daily: 09/05/08
Hey Freaks!
Back for the Thursday show! If you're a Sideshow member you'll get an extra-long show today. That's right: an extended show. Rawk. Want to hear all of the stupidity? Support the show and Sign up for the Sideshow!
On Today's Show:
- Viagra Will Make You Slap Somebody
- Meat Fingers!
- XXXCCTV (Not a Roman Numeral)
Links:
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
It's already mid-week! As we fly through the week you will probably find yourself wanting MORE DV. Thank God I was kind enough to start a service where you give me money and I give you the greatest gift of all: more of me. Yes, more shows, more stupidity, and more of my delicate, feminine voice. Sign up for the Sideshow and catch yesterday's bonus show, the special W-E-E-K-E-N-D program, and tomorrows bonus content.
On Today's Show:
- Pegged in the Face With a Fake Penis
- Nut Stuck Fever
- A Grand Slam Amputation
Links:
Vote For DV: At Podcastalley!
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
Hey Freaks!
Hope you all had a nice Labor Day weekend, but it's time to get back to work. For me, that means finding new and unique ways to fit in Allison's "I'm Walking On Sunshine" sound clip into the program. Today I've got a bonus episode of DV for Sideshow freaks! Sign up now and become a Super Freak!
On Today's Show:
- The Snatch Is Out There. Believe.
- Hot Live Nuetering
- Domestic Presidential Abuse
Links:
Follow My Stupid Ass: Distorted View On Twitter
Blogger Choice Awards: Now also a Best Parenting Podcast Nominee!
Have something you think I might like? Send it to the PO BOX! And YES: you can sign up for a yearly Sideshow membership by sending me $50 to:
PO Box Address:
DISTORTED VIEW
PO BOX 141261
COLUMBUS, OH 43214
Email: show@distortedview.com
Voicemail: 206-666-4463
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